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Posted: 3/30/2006 4:35:09 PM EDT
Just got done watching "That 70's Show" with "Red" and "Leave it to Beaver" with Ward. Both war veterans - who do you think would win if they got into a knock down drag out fight with each other? My bet is on Ward - some family members going for "Red".......
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:38:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2006 4:38:37 PM EDT by krpind]
[RedF]dumbass[/RedF]

Would Ward say that?

Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:39:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wessono:
Just got done watching "That 70's Show" with "Red" and "Leave it to Beaver" with Ward. Both war veterans - who do you think would win if they got into a knock down drag out fight with each other? My bet is on Ward - some family members going for "Red".......




Ward would have his ass beat to the floor.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:41:48 PM EDT
Red
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:43:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2006 4:43:39 PM EDT by 45bisley]
I remember a Jerry Mathers interview, that Hugh was a big gun nut and bought Jerry his first gun.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:44:50 PM EDT
Red would win hands down
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:45:42 PM EDT
Anyone ever see the episode where Beaver goes to a party, he's bored, then wanders into the den where the man of the house has a gun collection? THe guy lets Beaver hold the guns and even says:. "Keep shooting, Beaver. That's a six-shooter!"
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:45:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:
[RedF]dumbass[/RedF]

Would Ward say that?



It'd go like this....

Ward: Now Red, what we need to discuss is <(WHAM)>
(Red decks Ward with a right hook)
Red: Dumbass!

No Expert
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:46:44 PM EDT
My money would be on Hugh. He was a pretty big guy.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:51:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2006 4:53:21 PM EDT by argoyle]
Didn't Red Foreman kill Robocop?

ETA: and robocop is in 24 now? I'm so confused.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:53:29 PM EDT
Chuck

HH
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:54:40 PM EDT
Red would be on his ass like the yellow peril.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:58:37 PM EDT
Ward Could not say it. but you can bet your bottom dollar he was thinking it!
I bet Ward is about 6” taller than Red. He’s got to have the reach.


Link Posted: 3/30/2006 4:59:04 PM EDT
The only thing that can kick Red Forman's ass is ROBOCOP (well besides Chuck Norris of course)
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 5:01:38 PM EDT
Ward's image does much to hide the simple fact that he is a killing machine. He's easy going and professional until his PTSD kicks in. He'd have Red Foreman crying like a little bitch inside of 30 seconds. Red talks a good game, but inside, he's a big pussy.

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill every motherfucker in the room," was first penned by Mr Cleaver. He's no one to fuck with.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 5:04:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By No_Expert:

Originally Posted By krpind:
[RedF]dumbass[/RedF]

Would Ward say that?



It'd go like this....

Ward: Now Red, what we need to discuss is <(WHAM)>
(Red decks Ward with a right hook)
Red: Dumbass!

No Expert





Then Ward would get up and call Red a pussy. Then wash Red's mouth out with soap.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 5:04:17 PM EDT
Reds foot would be up Wards ass.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 5:10:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By racer934:
Ward's image does much to hide the simple fact that he is a killing machine. He's easy going and professional until his PTSD kicks in. He'd have Red Foreman crying like a little bitch inside of 30 seconds. Red talks a good game, but inside, he's a big pussy.

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill every motherfucker in the room," was first penned by Mr Cleaver. He's no one to fuck with.



This is true.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 6:37:32 PM EDT
Clarence Boddicker would kick ward cleavers ass
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 6:43:04 PM EDT
Clarence is a big pussy.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 6:43:30 PM EDT
Red talks too much shit. Ward would put one on him.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 6:49:48 PM EDT
Ward has all his ducks in a row; wife waiting at home in pearls w/ dinner ready, respectful children, a high paying job, and a nice lawn. What more does a man need?
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 6:51:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jj:
Clarence is a big pussy.



oh yeah he damn near beat robocop
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 7:14:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Ward has all his ducks in a row; wife waiting at home in pearls w/ dinner ready, respectful children, a high paying job, and a nice lawn. What more does a man need?



A dozen black rifles.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 7:17:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 7:26:04 PM EDT
Ozzie Nelson would kick both of their asses - then he'd write a song about it.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 7:26:52 PM EDT
red foreman for sure
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