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Posted: 3/30/2006 7:30:06 AM EDT

man has it been tense here recently. with the "immigration" and border security stuff, to the abundance of "can officers do this?" threads, this place has on edge lately. even i got wrapped up in a few threads recently, and i'm usually just content to read.

i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a beer, grill some burgers, and re-fucking-lax.

oh yeah, and post pictures after!

Posted: 3/30/2006 7:31:12 AM EDT

[#1]

Post pics after the back rub and BJ? or the Grill'n andshootin'?

Posted: 3/30/2006 7:32:06 AM EDT

[#2]

What makes you think you can tell anyone what to do!?

j/k

Posted: 3/30/2006 7:33:14 AM EDT

[#3]

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man has it been tense here recently. with the "immigration" and border security stuff, to the abundance of "can officers do this?" threads, this place has on edge lately. even i got wrapped up in a few threads recently, and i'm usually just content to read.

i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a beer, grill some burgers, and re-fucking-lax.

oh yeah, and post pictures after!

I'm not interested, unless you're an attractive female.

Posted: 3/30/2006 7:43:17 AM EDT

[#4]

It'll be abortion, creationism, the USS Liberty or women with tattoos next week. Don't take the complaining so seriously.

Posted: 3/30/2006 7:46:12 AM EDT

[#5]

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It'll be abortion, creationism, the USS Liberty or women with tattoos next week. Don't take the complaining so seriously.

Posted: 3/30/2006 7:55:26 AM EDT

[#6]

I think most people enjoy a good rant and where better to do it than on the Internet?

The backrub sounds great though, followed by a prime rib sub and a big glass of merlot.

Posted: 3/30/2006 7:58:48 AM EDT

[#7]

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man has it been tense here recently. with the "immigration" and border security stuff, to the abundance of "can officers do this?" threads, this place has on edge lately. even i got wrapped up in a few threads recently, and i'm usually just content to read.

i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a ~~beer~~ Corona, grill some ~~burgers~~ fajitas, and ~~re-fucking-lax~~ si-fucking-esta.

oh yeah, and post pictures after!

Fix'd for next week.

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:02:15 AM EDT

[#8]

Heh I'm getting a hummer as I type this....

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:02:59 AM EDT

[#9]

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It'll be abortion, creationism, the USS Liberty or women with tattoos next week. Don't take the complaining so seriously.

You know, I was just thinking the other day about how long it's been since i've seen a "USS Liberty" thread. What change made them go away?

They seem to have been replaced with the "truth about 9/11" threads.

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:06:01 AM EDT

[#10]

Don't worry, most will forget soon enough. Just look at some of the posts now, like this one for instance.

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:14:31 AM EDT

[#11]

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man has it been tense here recently. with the "immigration" and border security stuff, to the abundance of "can officers do this?" threads, this place has on edge lately. even i got wrapped up in a few threads recently, and i'm usually just content to read.

i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a beer, grill some burgers, and re-fucking-lax.

oh yeah, and post pictures after!

What kind of bait and switch bullshit is this?! You said massage and a blowjob not a burger and relax.

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:16:21 AM EDT

[#12]

I'll take a BJ.

Ready? Go.

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:23:24 AM EDT

[#13]

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man has it been tense here recently. with the "immigration" and border security stuff, to the abundance of "can officers do this?" threads, this place has on edge lately. even i got wrapped up in a few threads recently, and i'm usually just content to read.

i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a beer, grill some burgers, and re-fucking-lax.

oh yeah, and post pictures after!

I'm not interested, unless you're an attractive female.

If he was a attractive female...you wouldn't be able to afford a BJ and a backrub.

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:38:20 AM EDT

[#14]

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man has it been tense here recently. with the "immigration" and border security stuff, to the abundance of "can officers do this?" threads, this place has on edge lately. even i got wrapped up in a few threads recently, and i'm usually just content to read.

i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a beer, grill some burgers, and re-fucking-lax.

oh yeah, and post pictures after!

I'm not interested, unless you're an attractive female.

If he was a attractive female...you wouldn't be able to afford a BJ and a backrub.

Thanks. I didn't think anyone would every read that. Whew!

!!!Wait a minute! The indicator on my insult detector is twitching!!!

Though I'm not in the market for your services, I feel compelled to ask: Are you offering the same services for less money?...Competition is a wonderful thing.

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:39:28 AM EDT

[#15]

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man has it been tense here recently. with the "immigration" and border security stuff, to the abundance of "can officers do this?" threads, this place has on edge lately. even i got wrapped up in a few threads recently, and i'm usually just content to read.

i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a beer, grill some burgers, and re-fucking-lax.

oh yeah, and post pictures after!

look for pictures of the arfcom south dade shoot some time sunday night. a bunch of us florida hometown guys are going to do some blasting and grilling

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:42:44 AM EDT

[#16]

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Heh I'm getting a hummer as I type this....

Cool, a multitasker, able to surf arfcom and auto trader at the same time.

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:42:46 AM EDT

[#17]

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I'll take a BJ.

Ready? Go.

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:44:10 AM EDT

[#18]

only if your a chick

Posted: 3/30/2006 8:58:15 AM EDT

[#19]

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man has it been tense here recently. with the "immigration" and border security stuff, to the abundance of "can officers do this?" threads, this place has on edge lately. even i got wrapped up in a few threads recently, and i'm usually just content to read.

i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a ~~beer~~ Corona, grill some ~~burgers~~ fajitas, and ~~re-fucking-lax~~ si-fucking-esta.

oh yeah, and post pictures after!

Fix'd for next week.

BRILLIANT!!!!

Posted: 3/30/2006 9:02:56 AM EDT

[#20]

So which one of you guys is volunteering to rub my back, and give me a happy ending?

Posted: 3/30/2006 12:24:54 PM EDT

[#21]

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man has it been tense here recently. with the "immigration" and border security stuff, to the abundance of "can officers do this?" threads, this place has on edge lately. even i got wrapped up in a few threads recently, and i'm usually just content to read.

i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a beer, grill some burgers, and re-fucking-lax.

oh yeah, and post pictures after!

I'm not interested, unless you're an attractive female.

If he was a attractive female...you wouldn't be able to afford a BJ and a backrub.

Thanks. I didn't think anyone would every read that. Whew!

!!!Wait a minute! The indicator on my insult detector is twitching!!!

Though I'm not in the market for your services, I feel compelled to ask: Are you offering the same services for less money?...Competition is a wonderful thing.

Aaah the joys of a free market economy......

Posted: 3/30/2006 12:25:53 PM EDT

[#22]

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So which one of you guys is volunteering to rub my back, and give me a happy ending?

Posted: 3/30/2006 12:42:31 PM EDT

[#23]

Per my drill sergeant, the definition of a good buddy is someone who goes downtown, gets two BJ's, and gives you one.

Posted: 3/30/2006 12:43:51 PM EDT

[#24]

True

Posted: 3/30/2006 12:46:04 PM EDT

[#25]

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So which one of you guys is volunteering to rub my back, and give me a happy ending?

Posted: 3/30/2006 12:52:32 PM EDT

[#26]

I thought is was another Jessica Simpson photo thread.

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Posted: 3/30/2006 12:53:15 PM EDT

[#27]

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I think most people enjoy a good rant and where better to do it than on the Internet?

The backrub sounds great though, followed by a prime rib sub and a big glass of merlot.

What about the BJ?

Posted: 3/30/2006 12:56:56 PM EDT

[#28]

Would this backrub be at a church BBQ?

Posted: 3/30/2006 1:19:19 PM EDT

[#29]

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I think most people enjoy a good rant and where better to do it than on the Internet?

The backrub sounds great though, followed by a prime rib sub and a big glass of merlot.

What about the BJ?

That won't be necessary.

Posted: 3/30/2006 1:23:54 PM EDT

[#30]

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This site needs a backrub and a BJ

Is that an offer? Don't forget, there are about 90k registered members!

(That is the funniest thread title I've read in a while

)

Posted: 3/30/2006 1:26:14 PM EDT

[#31]

You lookin to buy a "green card?"

Posted: 3/30/2006 1:33:18 PM EDT

[#32]

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So which one of you guys is volunteering to rub my back, and give me a happy ending?

Posted: 3/30/2006 5:18:17 PM EDT

[#33]

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Per my drill sergeant, the definition of a good buddy is someone who goes downtown, gets two BJ's, and gives you one.

Posted: 3/30/2006 5:29:05 PM EDT

[#34]

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So which one of you guys is volunteering to rub my back, and give me a happy ending?

Posted: 3/30/2006 5:38:00 PM EDT

[#35]

Good thread.

Posted: 3/30/2006 5:50:24 PM EDT

[#36]

I just got both

Posted: 3/30/2006 5:52:56 PM EDT

[#37]

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i suggest we all go shooting over the next few days (after all, this IS a gun site), have a beer, grill some burgers, and re-fucking-lax.

+1 I think we could take ourselves a little less seriously.

Posted: 3/30/2006 5:55:44 PM EDT

[#38]

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So which one of you guys is volunteering to rub my back, and give me a happy ending?

Oh, God damnit!

Posted: 3/30/2006 5:57:23 PM EDT

[#39]

C'mon, SubnetMask, a mouth's a mouth!

(I actually had a guy told me that once, trying to get me to let him suck me)

Posted: 3/30/2006 6:04:33 PM EDT

[#40]

Someone has to dig the 'backrub' thread out of the archives... A top 5 thread, perhaps even the top one...

Posted: 3/30/2006 7:53:17 PM EDT

[#41]

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So which one of you guys is volunteering to rub my back, and give me a happy ending?

Oh, God damnit!

I take all the fun out of threads like this...

Posted: 3/30/2006 11:48:01 PM EDT

[#42]

Aww Damn......don;t let TheWind see this thread...or he'll be bragging about how he can get both at the same time.

No Expert

Posted: 3/31/2006 12:30:21 AM EDT

[#43]

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Heh I'm getting a hummer as I type this....

Yeah? well put away the peanut butter and let your dog out man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 3/31/2006 1:08:05 AM EDT

[#44]

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C'mon, SubnetMask, a mouth's a mouth!

(I actually had a guy told me that once, trying to get me to let him suck me)

Posted: 3/31/2006 1:36:43 AM EDT

[#45]

I got one of those the other day. Backrub only - and with the quality of the backrub, I couldn't imagine the other one being all that great...

Posted: 3/31/2006 1:54:20 AM EDT

[#46]

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So which one of you guys is volunteering to rub my back, and give me a happy ending?

Oh, God damnit!

I take all the fun out of threads like this...

I would say you inject humor into them...