I remember watching the movie The Rock. When the guy wanted to launch poison gas into San Francisco, I thought they should have let him do it.
I sometimes wonder if it's possible to declare San Francisco to no longer be under the protection of the US Military.
I have considered asking for a warning label to be put on the city of San Francisco. Possibly like those ones on the old German border - Now Leaving the American Sector.
The City of San Francisco once shot my dog.
The City of San Francisco is responsible for making Glocks KaBoom.
The City of San Francisco is professional enough to carry a Glock 40.
The City of San Francisco has been known to stomp kittens to death.
The City of San Francisco would not hit it.
The City of San Francisco destroys rifles by AquaBumping.
The City of San Francisco is causing Global Warming, even though it doesn't really exist.
The City of San Francisco will always check your receipt before it lets you leave.
The City of San Francisco will cause you to draw down at the carwash.
The City of San Francisco doesn't believe in Evolution or Creation.
The City of San Francisco will stuff it in your pooper and post pics.
In 1906, the city of San Francisco was razed to the ground by fires and earthquakes. Fortunately the local homosexual population was able to Queer Eye it back together in a matter of days.
San Francisco, has a large, free-spirited population of homosexuals, most of whom are safely confined to a gulag on Castro Street.
The City of San Francisco has outlawed the possession of handguns - however mace, pepper spray, and light sabers are still perfectly legal for self-defense.
You do, however, need a special permit to use force lightning.
The City of San Francisco is impervious to terrorist attacks because the noxious fumes from the hippies quickly render them unconscious.
San Francisco requires that all cars sold in the city run on a special environmentally friendly fuel composed of 50% gasoline and 50% tofu.
(A few borrowed (with slight modification) from http://www.imao.us/)