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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:43:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/29/2006 10:45:30 AM EDT by ByteTheBullet]
May be a hoax, funny disunirregardless.

linky - some typed bad words, oh and double birds pic!(-:


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 10:48:41 AM EDT
Well, he won't have to worry about his crappy job for much longer.

Link Posted: 3/29/2006 10:48:55 AM EDT
As a programmer, I can completely sympathize.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 10:53:55 AM EDT
I would buy that dude a hooker to get the sucking after reading that. He is awesome.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 10:54:05 AM EDT
Its a joke but still worth the read.


Why don't you test the code before you deploy it?

Hey! Why don't you suck me!?


Seems to be the perfect answer to be just about everything. I am going to try to use this line at least twice today

Link Posted: 3/29/2006 10:55:00 AM EDT
That has to be a gag.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 10:55:02 AM EDT
Not a bad rant. I thought it was pretty funny.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 10:59:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
Well, he won't have to worry about his crappy job for much longer.




I think that rant amounted to his “resignation letter.”


I don't get paid enough for this crap...I quit. After two years of this crap I'M OUT!
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:01:05 AM EDT
moron quotient.. sadly that exisists everywhere.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:02:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By freeride21a:
moron quotient.. sadly that exisists everywhere.



Mmmm Yeah, spoken like a man who's never clicked a compile button.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:05:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/29/2006 11:07:14 AM EDT by MillerSHO]
Sounds like 1/2 the guys that work in IT.

Under their breath their saying the same things to the users. all the while its just business.

Some people are not cut out for certain jobs.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:09:45 AM EDT
That's why I decided not to go into programming.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:11:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
That has to be a gag.



Are you saying that just because it's hosted on leftcorner.com and not station.sony.com?
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:12:16 AM EDT
Glad to see has a clear grasp of his job responsibilities.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:13:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By u-baddog:
Its a joke but still worth the read.


Why don't you test the code before you deploy it?

Hey! Why don't you suck me!?


Seems to be the perfect answer to be just about everything. I am going to try to use this line at least twice today






I am already a master of that phrase. My wife hates it.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:17:23 AM EDT
He didn't lose it. That is dead on.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:25:36 AM EDT


I'm Jeff Woods, maintenance programmer for Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided.


This is all I needed to read. Sustaining engineering is the shittiest technical position in the software industry. You get all of the anger, vitrol etc poured upon you because of a problem someone else introduced. You get none of the glory when a product ships (in fact, your job just starts). You never get to write anything intresting because you are too busy bug fixing and dealing with angry tech support staff.

You could not pay me enough to be a sustaining engineer...
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:26:17 AM EDT
You know, with the frequency the word lose is misspelled loose on the internet I actually thought the title was misspelled even though it was in correct use.

The internet is much more dangerous to the english language than the dirty illegals.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:29:08 AM EDT
That was funny!

"I'll tell you why I don't listen. I can only read so much of your stupid ass bull shit before I lose all faith in the future of humanity and start sorting my guns by barrel flavor."
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:34:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 11:48:45 AM EDT
IT: Doing the impossible for the ungrateful, 24 hours a day.

-James
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 12:14:18 PM EDT
Well good for him. I'm sure his mother is proud.

Oh wait... he's a greasy longhaired geek bitching at children who want their game to work.

I don't know what's more sad, the geek who can't take the kids crying or the kids crying over their game not working.

Link Posted: 3/29/2006 12:25:56 PM EDT
"...I'm sick of justifying myself to a bunch of Monday Morning Quarterbacks who don't even possess the prowess to negotiate the complexities of the local ATM machine. I'll take your coding advice when you can finally figure out how to stop that 12:00 AM on your microwave from blinking incessantly Mr. Beautiful Mind."

Bahahahahaha!
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 12:29:19 PM EDT
From the bottom of the page:


Star Wars Galaxies and An Empire Divided are registered trademarks of Entertainment Company Ltd. © 2003, 2004 Lucasfilm Entertainment Company Ltd. or Lucasfilm Ltd. & ® or TM as indicated. This page is a parody and not an official SOE website. If you think it's real you're a stupid fucking retard.



Still right on the money, though
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 1:22:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nivuahc:
From the bottom of the page:


Star Wars Galaxies and An Empire Divided are registered trademarks of Entertainment Company Ltd. © 2003, 2004 Lucasfilm Entertainment Company Ltd. or Lucasfilm Ltd. & ® or TM as indicated. This page is a parody and not an official SOE website. If you think it's real you're a stupid fucking retard.



Still right on the money, though



I never read disclaimers, I rarely see advertisements...It's a gift.


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 1:26:42 PM EDT
Looks like he needs to hit the local massage parlor for some suky suky
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 1:44:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David0858:
That was funny!

"I'll tell you why I don't listen. I can only read so much of your stupid ass bull shit before I lose all faith in the future of humanity and start sorting my guns by barrel flavor."


that would make an awesome sigline
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 1:49:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sub-MOA:

Originally Posted By freeride21a:
moron quotient.. sadly that exisists everywhere.



Mmmm Yeah, spoken like a man who's never clicked a compile button.


What kind of luser hits a button? Real programmers type make.z
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 2:15:24 PM EDT
tag for home
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 2:22:58 PM EDT
Best rant I've read in a while!


- BG
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 3:26:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zoom:
What kind of luser hits a button? Real programmers type make ant.


Fixed.
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