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Posted: 3/29/2006 9:17:19 AM EDT
I am going to go down to the border. Burn my ID, soc card, and BC on the US side. Then I'm going to hop the fence, run 100 yards into MEHICO, and scream VIVA LA MEHICO I AM OPPRESSED GIMME FREE MONEY AMERICANOS!! Then I will hop the fence and go to Phoenix and apply for WELFARE, WIC, RENT VOUCHERS, etc.



If they get it so should I!

I would love to see the ladies face when I apply.

"Your an illegal?"

Yes ma'am.

"From Mexico?"

Yes, Ma'am.

Link Posted: 3/29/2006 9:17:52 AM EDT
This way I won't LOSE OUT.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 9:19:12 AM EDT
You need to get a real good fake tan first.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 9:20:20 AM EDT
I could pull that off. I need to get a few more days growth of mustache, though.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 9:20:43 AM EDT
No I don't.

My ancestors were Euro.

I Dare anyone at the office to Contest my status as a latino, or an African American, or an Asian.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 5:37:55 PM EDT
Actually, if you listen to what they are saying now, WE are the illegals. So I say hell yeah, let's sign up and let them pay for us.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 5:41:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By azcopwannabee:
I am going to go down to the border. Burn my ID, soc card, and BC on the US side. Then I'm going to hop the fence, run 100 yards into MEHICO, and scream VIVA LA MEHICO I AM OPPRESSED GIMME FREE MONEY AMERICANOS!! Then I will hop the fence and go to Phoenix and apply for WELFARE, WIC, RENT VOUCHERS, etc.



If they get it so should I!

I would love to see the ladies face when I apply.

"Your an illegal?"

Yes ma'am.

"From Mexico?"

Yes, Ma'am.


the only thing wrong with your plan is illegals don't really get welfare, wic, section 8.
Link Posted: 3/29/2006 5:55:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By APBullet:

Originally Posted By azcopwannabee:
I am going to go down to the border. Burn my ID, soc card, and BC on the US side. Then I'm going to hop the fence, run 100 yards into MEHICO, and scream VIVA LA MEHICO I AM OPPRESSED GIMME FREE MONEY AMERICANOS!! Then I will hop the fence and go to Phoenix and apply for WELFARE, WIC, RENT VOUCHERS, etc.



If they get it so should I!

I would love to see the ladies face when I apply.

"Your an illegal?"

Yes ma'am.

"From Mexico?"

Yes, Ma'am.


the only thing wrong with your plan is illegals don't really get welfare, wic, section 8.



Oh...

Should I get out my Whitesnake concert t with the sleeves cut off and my Mullet wig then and bitch about my back hurting at the Welfare office and then Go to nascar or go fishing like nothing hurts?

Link Posted: 3/29/2006 6:28:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By azcopwannabee:

Originally Posted By APBullet:

Originally Posted By azcopwannabee:
I am going to go down to the border. Burn my ID, soc card, and BC on the US side. Then I'm going to hop the fence, run 100 yards into MEHICO, and scream VIVA LA MEHICO I AM OPPRESSED GIMME FREE MONEY AMERICANOS!! Then I will hop the fence and go to Phoenix and apply for WELFARE, WIC, RENT VOUCHERS, etc.



If they get it so should I!

I would love to see the ladies face when I apply.

"Your an illegal?"

Yes ma'am.

"From Mexico?"

Yes, Ma'am.


the only thing wrong with your plan is illegals don't really get welfare, wic, section 8.



Oh...

Should I get out my Whitesnake concert t with the sleeves cut off and my Mullet wig then and bitch about my back hurting at the Welfare office and then Go to nascar or go fishing like nothing hurts?




owned! lol.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 5:23:23 PM EDT
Shit! I forgot to add I would borrow my cousin's mostly rust colored 81 camaro t top.
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