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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Thats it. I am signing up for welfare!!! As an Illegal!

Posted: 3/29/2006 9:17:19 AM EDT

I am going to go down to the border. Burn my ID, soc card, and BC on the US side. Then I'm going to hop the fence, run 100 yards into MEHICO, and scream VIVA LA MEHICO I AM OPPRESSED GIMME FREE MONEY AMERICANOS!! Then I will hop the fence and go to Phoenix and apply for WELFARE, WIC, RENT VOUCHERS, etc.

If they get it so should I!

I would love to see the ladies face when I apply.

"Your an illegal?"

Yes ma'am.

"From Mexico?"

Yes, Ma'am.

Posted: 3/29/2006 9:17:52 AM EDT

[#1]

This way I won't LOSE OUT.

Posted: 3/29/2006 9:19:12 AM EDT

[#2]

You need to get a real good fake tan first.

Posted: 3/29/2006 9:20:20 AM EDT

[#3]

I could pull that off. I need to get a few more days growth of mustache, though.

Posted: 3/29/2006 9:20:43 AM EDT

[#4]

No I don't.

My ancestors were Euro.

I Dare anyone at the office to Contest my status as a latino, or an African American, or an Asian.

Posted: 3/29/2006 5:37:55 PM EDT

[#5]

Actually, if you listen to what they are saying now, WE are the illegals. So I say hell yeah, let's sign up and let them pay for us.

Posted: 3/29/2006 5:41:03 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I am going to go down to the border. Burn my ID, soc card, and BC on the US side. Then I'm going to hop the fence, run 100 yards into MEHICO, and scream VIVA LA MEHICO I AM OPPRESSED GIMME FREE MONEY AMERICANOS!! Then I will hop the fence and go to Phoenix and apply for WELFARE, WIC, RENT VOUCHERS, etc.

If they get it so should I!

I would love to see the ladies face when I apply.

"Your an illegal?"

Yes ma'am.

"From Mexico?"

Yes, Ma'am.

the only thing wrong with your plan is illegals don't really get welfare, wic, section 8.

Posted: 3/29/2006 5:55:42 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I am going to go down to the border. Burn my ID, soc card, and BC on the US side. Then I'm going to hop the fence, run 100 yards into MEHICO, and scream VIVA LA MEHICO I AM OPPRESSED GIMME FREE MONEY AMERICANOS!! Then I will hop the fence and go to Phoenix and apply for WELFARE, WIC, RENT VOUCHERS, etc.

If they get it so should I!

I would love to see the ladies face when I apply.

"Your an illegal?"

Yes ma'am.

"From Mexico?"

Yes, Ma'am.

the only thing wrong with your plan is illegals don't really get welfare, wic, section 8.

Oh...

Should I get out my Whitesnake concert t with the sleeves cut off and my Mullet wig then and bitch about my back hurting at the Welfare office and then Go to nascar or go fishing like nothing hurts?

Posted: 3/29/2006 6:28:48 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I am going to go down to the border. Burn my ID, soc card, and BC on the US side. Then I'm going to hop the fence, run 100 yards into MEHICO, and scream VIVA LA MEHICO I AM OPPRESSED GIMME FREE MONEY AMERICANOS!! Then I will hop the fence and go to Phoenix and apply for WELFARE, WIC, RENT VOUCHERS, etc.

If they get it so should I!

I would love to see the ladies face when I apply.

"Your an illegal?"

Yes ma'am.

"From Mexico?"

Yes, Ma'am.

the only thing wrong with your plan is illegals don't really get welfare, wic, section 8.

Oh...

Should I get out my Whitesnake concert t with the sleeves cut off and my Mullet wig then and bitch about my back hurting at the Welfare office and then Go to nascar or go fishing like nothing hurts?

owned! lol.

Posted: 3/30/2006 5:23:23 PM EDT

[#9]

Shit! I forgot to add I would borrow my cousin's mostly rust colored 81 camaro t top.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Thats it. I am signing up for welfare!!! As an Illegal!

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