My scenerio...

Single male living in a condo w/ a yard.

I appreciate a well taken yard. The condo association takes care of all landscaping. But there are some people who go overboard with their gardens. I will not go into great detail but in my opinion it is borderline obnoxious.

Planting season is soon to arrive. I plan on having some very nice floral beds, along with hanging pots, etc...

My question... Are pink flamingos off limits??? I can't have someone 1 up me...

FYI.. decent area, small yards, condos range from 150- 400k (lakefront)..since I rent, there is a good bet I might be doing this againt the "Rules & regs" of an association. They can suck it if they can't take a joke.

flame on

If it was me I would get a doz. or so of these.

ah shit... good idea...seriously..

Pot.  It's a cool looking plant, and it smells nice.  Plus, the smoking (or selling for profit).

Quoted: Pot.  It's a cool looking plant, and it smells nice.  Plus, the smoking (or selling for profit).

not a burner here....but I would grow it if I could.

what the fuck?

need some ideas here..

here's an idea: don't get into a penis measuring contest with condo commandos, especially not over flowers.

This one will spin out of control.  IBTL  

Quoted: here's an idea: don't get into a penis measuring contest with condo commandos, especially not over flowers.

I'm assuming you are not part of a homeowners association...

I lived in rural areas all my life,  being able to piss off my front porch, etc....

I have to put up with honda hybrids with rainbow stickers & kerry bumper stickers on a constant basis.

Just trying to have a little fun with what I have.

either cactus or a palm tree