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Posted: 3/25/2006 5:14:51 PM EDT
I was at my local library, browsing thru the "books for sale" section...and located a real gem! "Gun Control..... Public safety and the right to bear arms", by Ted Gottfried. The very first "acknowledgement" is to one Odie Stern from our favorate "Handgun control", so you must guess it'll be a real, non-biased piece of literature! A quick leaf thru the pages confirmed so........ 118 pages of anti gun propaganda, bullshit, and outright lies! (it doesn't even pretend to view another viewpoint)
Aparently, some libtard "donated" it to the library, I'm guessing to help "educate" the sheep. I went back and forth, trying to think of the "right" thing to do. Then, after seeing the pricetag (fifty cents!), I broke down and bought it! Hell........targets at the range cost more! Now.......to decide how best to "dispose" of the garbage! (won't fit down the toilet LOL).
LET'S HEAR SOME IDEAS, GANG!!!

I guess there's a feel-good, Kerry-voting. Clinton-daydreaming, libtard somewhere that's tickled pink that "their" book was purchased from the library..............
.................but especially for fifty cents, I thought it best for "one of us" to take it out of circulation instead, no?
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 5:21:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/25/2006 5:22:12 PM EDT by Stlkid]
shoot it, with the most evil gun you have!

Thats what id do
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 5:22:41 PM EDT
I think I'd be quite compelled to wipe my ass with it and mail it one page at a time back to the author.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 5:24:08 PM EDT

Tape A LOT of Tannerite to it and then shoot it.


Link Posted: 3/25/2006 5:25:15 PM EDT
Make sure you get a video of it whatever you decide to do with it
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 5:26:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lippo:
Tape A LOT of Tannerite to it and then shoot it.





spray fire from the hip until you hit it and blow it to hell
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 6:00:26 PM EDT
What ever you do you won't have to aim, just old down the trigger and spray all day. What ever you do try to not turn a bus load of nuns into soup.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 6:06:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:

Originally Posted By lippo:
Tape A LOT of Tannerite to it and then shoot it.





spray fire from the hip until you hit it and blow it to hell



And send the video to the author.

I hope they don't take it as a threat.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 6:07:12 PM EDT
oooooo, I got a Idea. Make sure you tape it.

Step 1: Dress up like Osama.
Step 2: Buy a .50 caliber rifle. (M82A1)
Step 3: While dressed up like Osama with the book a mile down range with some tannerite taped to it ( where did I get that idea from) and blow it up. Then show 60mins how powerful you made your .50 cal.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 6:18:12 PM EDT

Step 2: Buy a .50 caliber rifle. (M82A1)


Anyone care to "donate" an M82 to "the cause"???
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 6:25:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By harleyrkc:
I think I'd be quite compelled to wipe my ass with it and mail it one page at a time back to the author.



I like this one the best so far. Either the author or track down the libtard that put the book there in the first place and send it to them. Let them know how their charity is appreciated.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 8:19:52 PM EDT
Range, Target, Blow to hell with an "Evil AR"
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 8:21:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:
oooooo, I got a Idea. Make sure you tape it.

Step 1: Dress up like Osama.
Step 2: Buy a .50 caliber rifle. (M82A1)
Step 3: While dressed up like Osama with the book a mile down range with some tannerite taped to it ( where did I get that idea from) and blow it up. Then show 60mins how powerful you made your .50 cal.



if he's going to shoot it with a .50, shouldnt he make it into a paper airplane first. that is, afterall, what the .50 is designed to shoot
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 8:24:09 PM EDT
Buy the book and burn it. When they say something about how it looks like a good one, agree. Then, once you have payed, tell them you are going to burn on it, then shit on it the ashes. Then skip out the door clicking your heels together and yelling WEEEEE!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 8:24:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:
oooooo, I got a Idea. Make sure you tape it.

Step 1: Dress up like Osama.
Step 2: Buy a .50 caliber rifle. (M82A1)
Step 3: While dressed up like Osama with the book a mile down range with some tannerite taped to it ( where did I get that idea from) and blow it up. Then show 60mins how powerful you made your .50 cal.



if he's going to shoot it with a .50, shouldnt he make it into a paper airplane first. that is, afterall, what the .50 is designed to shoot



Thats right make it into a plane at a mile range. Then send it to fuckin hell with all the other liberal crap.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 8:35:21 PM EDT
Shoot it then return it to the library.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 8:38:14 PM EDT
Shoot it, burn it, pee it out. Post the results pics.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 8:45:04 PM EDT
AR...Bump-Fire...send vid to author...
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 9:36:58 PM EDT
Shoot it ONCE and send to the author with a note about how "controlled" YOUR gun is.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 9:38:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/25/2006 9:40:38 PM EDT by JackBurton]

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:
oooooo, I got a Idea. Make sure you tape it.

Step 1: Dress up like Osama.
Step 2: Buy a .50 caliber rifle. (M82A1)
Step 3: While dressed up like Osama with the book a mile down range with some tannerite taped to it ( where did I get that idea from) and blow it up. Then show 60mins how powerful you made your .50 cal.



especially the part about 60 Minutes

For sure, as an act of Civil Disobediene, Invisible Resistance to Tyranny, or whatever, that book NEVER goes back to the library...
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 9:46:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:

Originally Posted By lippo:
Tape A LOT of Tannerite to it and then shoot it.





spray fire from the hip until you hit it and blow it to hell



The more thrusts per squeeze, the better.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 9:48:36 PM EDT
Send them a free subscription to Guns and Ammo.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 9:57:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By harleyrkc:
I think I'd be quite compelled to wipe my ass with it and mail it one page at a time back to the author.



I wonder if mailing feces to someone is illegal or not?
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:08:49 PM EDT
tannerite
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:11:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PeteCO:

Originally Posted By harleyrkc:
I think I'd be quite compelled to wipe my ass with it and mail it one page at a time back to the author.



I wonder if mailing feces to someone is illegal or not?



Probably be prosecuted as "assault with biological weapon" and done federally to boot...
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:17:16 PM EDT
Knife it to death.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:17:26 PM EDT
This is funny, I like some of these posts. Here's my 2 cents. I like the wipe your ass part. Do that with the title page and send it. Then tear out individual pages and draw 2in black targets on them. Give them to as many friends as possible. Put one good, 3 to 5 shot groups, in them. Then have each person mail it to the author with statement like "Thanks for helping me with my gun control". Then you could take whats left ,after giving your buddies some targets, put a little diesel fuel on it, set in front of a propane tank, light it and fire away.(make sure you are at a safe distance don't need to give them a laugh). Put it on video and thank him for the entertainment. Send it to the author. The tannerite sounds good too.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 1:23:06 AM EDT
First shoot it with an AR15 bullet hose, then a Street Sweeper, then a .50cal sniper rifle. Then top it off with a shot from a Saturday Night Special.

Funny, I was thinking of picking up an extra copy of Unintended Consequences and Enemies Foreign and Domestic and slipping them in the the appropriate places in the library
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 3:36:33 PM EDT


For sure, as an act of Civil Disobediene, Invisible Resistance to Tyranny, or whatever, that book NEVER goes back to the library...



No worries there. I spent my own hard earned fifty cents and bought it, before it had a chance to fall into irresponsable hands and warp the minds of young children.
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