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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:29:56 AM EDT
Fixin to haid out fer Fort Worth...gotta start a new job Monday!! Look out Tejas!! Y'all best hide the wimmenz!!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:32:50 AM EDT
I am leaving for TX on wendsday
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:33:38 AM EDT
Texas is overrated.


Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:34:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:34:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:35:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ponyboy:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Texas is overrated.






What state is MN again? Maine?




Why is it so windy in New Mexico?



Because Texas Sucks.



Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:39:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
I am leaving for TX on wendsday



You can leave those lacrosse pack boots with your buddies, about one day every 5 years you will need them on the gulf coast, if thats where your headed.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:40:15 AM EDT
All the people in MN really talk like they do in that movie Fargo.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:43:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Texas is overrated.





That's the difference between southern folk and yankee's, our momma's taught us when we couldn't say somthin good about another just to not say anything at all.............................................................
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:44:38 AM EDT
Don't go to any bars.

Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:45:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Texas is overrated.





That's the difference between southern folk and yankee's, our momma's taught us when we couldn't say somthin good about another just to not say anything at all.............................................................



I am a southern folk,with that said MN sucks
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:46:37 AM EDT
People in Texas think that Texas is better than sliced bread.

I am just joking around.......people in Texas need to relax.

Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:48:37 AM EDT
It must suck very hard to pull that much water out of the ground, its standin everywhere.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:50:38 AM EDT
Texas is finer than combed frog hair, and I happen to like MN a lot too, probably wont be able to get up there again until july 2007.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:52:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
It must suck very hard to pull that much water out of the ground, its standin everywhere.







Link Posted: 3/25/2006 11:13:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ponyboy:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Y'all best hide the wimmenz!!




Don't worry, they've already started scattering.





They'll be sorry!!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 11:21:06 AM EDT
Make sure you go by Military Gun Supply www.militarygunsupply.com and Cheaper Than Dirt. Both are in FW. Bass Pro Shop isn't too far off in Grapevine. There is a Cabella's north of FW, but I don't think it is near as nice as BPS.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 11:23:04 AM EDT
Welcome!

God bless Texas!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 11:41:04 AM EDT

ahhh - one of my favorite quotes from the golden age of American politics.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 12:32:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:

Originally Posted By Ponyboy:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Texas is overrated.






What state is MN again? Maine?




Why is it so windy in New Mexico?



Because Texas Sucks.






I concur.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 2:37:26 PM EDT
What's the difference between Texas and Hell?

Hell might actually freeze over one day.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 2:40:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
People in Texas think that Texas is better than sliced bread.






Sliced bread sucks compared to Texas.

Link Posted: 3/25/2006 3:03:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
What's the difference between Texas and Hell?

Hell might actually freeze over one day.



Oh it's frozen over here plenty of times...
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 3:11:22 PM EDT
I used to live in Texas. A little town named Rockdale. I loved it. Friendly people. Beer drinking friendly.

My brother still lives close to Dallas. I go to visit him any chance I get, and I enjoy it.

I was raised in KY, but I wouldn't have a problem living in TX.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 3:13:22 PM EDT
i heard texas likes to be messed with
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 3:16:26 PM EDT
Yes you are right, it sucks here. Everyone stay home, well except for the good freedom loving types. The last time the legislator met (we only allow them to meet every other year) I think they almost passed the one way U-Haul ban from Yankee land.

Welcome, I hope you like to eat beef, drink beer, go to fun shows, go to the range, and go fishing!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 3:20:06 PM EDT
The one and only thing I dont like about Texas (at least in the DFW area) is the traffic.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 3:24:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Texas is overrated.





Texas is just horrible!

Don't move here.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 3:41:27 PM EDT

You will love Texas. I moved here in 1982 and while NW Wisconsin will always be considered home, Texas has been very good to me and I appreciate the no-nonsense, "Git 'er done", common sense attitude of most Texans.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 4:07:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
People in Texas think that Texas is better than sliced bread.

I am just joking around.......people in Texas need to relax.





We are relaxed. Yall suck us off ever chance you get. Thanks
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 4:21:58 PM EDT
Two types of Yankees that come to Texas:

1. Yankee that comes to visit and then goes home.

2. Damn Yankee comes here and won't leave.

With that being said, Welcome to Texas. Now get a job!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 4:39:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
i heard texas likes to be messed with


You seem to have confused Texas with your butt...


BTW: Texas is always written with a capital T!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 5:31:20 PM EDT
To quote Robert Duval in the movie Geronimo: "Texan..........Lowest form of white man there is"hock.gif
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 6:59:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Texas is overrated.





The DALLAS STARS dont think so.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:05:38 PM EDT

Say hello to all of the illegals for us.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:13:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lippo:
Say hello to all of the illegals for us.



Ola, Pentaho....now VAMANOS MAS RAPIDO!!! That work? I like this Texas stuff already!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:16:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Texas is overrated.





+eleventytrillion

Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:29:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/25/2006 7:31:27 PM EDT by pcsutton]

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Texas is overrated.





+eleventytrillion

img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/adairtd/motivators/motivatore9dfe83a2707c67c45d8338587.jpg



I'll betcha a donut that Texas doesn't have the level of 'special rights' for fags that Oregon does! Multnomah County, (Portland), pays for health insurance for their fag employees' 'life partners' but if an employee lives with someone of the oposite sex, they don't. Bet you can't find ONE county in Texas that likes queers as much as Multnomah County does.

I hear some Texans do have an affinity for goats, though!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:37:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/25/2006 7:43:41 PM EDT by JohnTheTexican]

Originally Posted By pcsutton:

Originally Posted By lippo:
Say hello to all of the illegals for us.



Ola, Pentaho....now VAMANOS MAS RAPIDO!!! That work? I like this Texas stuff already!



La palabra es "pendejo," pinche gringo puñetero.

If you're gonna talk that kind of Texican, at least learn how to do it right.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:39:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bluedogsixty:
Two types of Yankees that come to Texas:

1. Yankee that comes to visit and then goes home.

2. Damn Yankee comes here and won't leave.

With that being said, Welcome to Texas. Now get a job!



Well since i lived there till i was 8 and then moved north, am i a Yankee? I will be back in Friday and i think i will stay.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:43:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:

Originally Posted By bluedogsixty:
Two types of Yankees that come to Texas:

1. Yankee that comes to visit and then goes home.

2. Damn Yankee comes here and won't leave.

With that being said, Welcome to Texas. Now get a job!



Well since i lived there till i was 8 and then moved north, am i a Yankee? I will be back in Friday and i think i will stay.




[Hank Hill]Fine, everybody's a Texan. Change planes in Dallas, you're a Texan.[/Hank Hill]
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:44:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:

Originally Posted By bluedogsixty:
Two types of Yankees that come to Texas:

1. Yankee that comes to visit and then goes home.

2. Damn Yankee comes here and won't leave.

With that being said, Welcome to Texas. Now get a job!



Well since i lived there till i was 8 and then moved north, am i a Yankee? I will be back in Friday and i think i will stay.



No, just a temporarily displaced Texan. Welcome back!!!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:46:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pcsutton:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Texas is overrated.





+eleventytrillion

img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/adairtd/motivators/motivatore9dfe83a2707c67c45d8338587.jpg



I'll betcha a donut that Texas doesn't have the level of 'special rights' for fags that Oregon does! Multnomah County, (Portland), pays for health insurance for their fag employees' 'life partners' but if an employee lives with someone of the oposite sex, they don't. Bet you can't find ONE county in Texas that likes queers as much as Multnomah County does.

I hear some Texans do have an affinity for goats, though!



'If they [the gays] don't like it here in Texas then let them find another state more suitable to their lifestyle'

- Governor Rick Perry



Ft. Worth was a good choice. The sherrif in Tarrant County signs Form 4s.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:52:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:

Originally Posted By bluedogsixty:
Two types of Yankees that come to Texas:

1. Yankee that comes to visit and then goes home.

2. Damn Yankee comes here and won't leave.

With that being said, Welcome to Texas. Now get a job!



Well since i lived there till i was 8 and then moved north, am i a Yankee? I will be back in Friday and i think i will stay.



Well i was not born there,but we moved there when i was a couple months old,so it feels like home to me.


[Hank Hill]Fine, everybody's a Texan. Change planes in Dallas, you're a Texan.[/Hank Hill]

Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:53:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:

Originally Posted By bluedogsixty:
Two types of Yankees that come to Texas:

1. Yankee that comes to visit and then goes home.

2. Damn Yankee comes here and won't leave.

With that being said, Welcome to Texas. Now get a job!



Well since i lived there till i was 8 and then moved north, am i a Yankee? I will be back in Friday and i think i will stay.





[Hank Hill]Fine, everybody's a Texan. Change planes in Dallas, you're a Texan.[/Hank Hill]





Well i was not born there,but we moved there when i was a couple months old,so it feels like home to me.

Link Posted: 3/26/2006 1:36:34 PM EDT
Don't ask a man if he is from Texas, if he is he will tell you, if not no reason to embarrass him.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 1:51:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
Don't ask a man if he is from Texas, if he is he will tell you, if not no reason to embarrass him.



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