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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:29:56 AM EDT
Fixin to haid out fer Fort Worth...gotta start a new job Monday!! Look out Tejas!! Y'all best hide the wimmenz!!
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Don't worry, they've already started scattering. |
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Why is it so windy in New Mexico? Because Texas Sucks. |
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You can leave those lacrosse pack boots with your buddies, about one day every 5 years you will need them on the gulf coast, if thats where your headed. |
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All the people in MN really talk like they do in that movie Fargo.
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That's the difference between southern folk and yankee's, our momma's taught us when we couldn't say somthin good about another just to not say anything at all............................................................. |
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I am a southern folk,with that said MN sucks |
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People in Texas think that Texas is better than sliced bread.
I am just joking around.......people in Texas need to relax. |
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It must suck very hard to pull that much water out of the ground, its standin everywhere.
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Texas is finer than combed frog hair, and I happen to like MN a lot too, probably wont be able to get up there again until july 2007.
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They'll be sorry!! |
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Make sure you go by Military Gun Supply www.militarygunsupply.com and Cheaper Than Dirt. Both are in FW. Bass Pro Shop isn't too far off in Grapevine. There is a Cabella's north of FW, but I don't think it is near as nice as BPS.
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ahhh - one of my favorite quotes from the golden age of American politics. |
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I concur. |
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What's the difference between Texas and Hell?
Hell might actually freeze over one day. |
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Sliced bread sucks compared to Texas. |
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Oh it's frozen over here plenty of times... |
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I used to live in Texas. A little town named Rockdale. I loved it. Friendly people. Beer drinking friendly.
My brother still lives close to Dallas. I go to visit him any chance I get, and I enjoy it. I was raised in KY, but I wouldn't have a problem living in TX. |
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Yes you are right, it sucks here. Everyone stay home, well except for the good freedom loving types. The last time the legislator met (we only allow them to meet every other year) I think they almost passed the one way U-Haul ban from Yankee land.
Welcome, I hope you like to eat beef, drink beer, go to fun shows, go to the range, and go fishing! |
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The one and only thing I dont like about Texas (at least in the DFW area) is the traffic.
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Texas is just horrible! Don't move here. |
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You will love Texas. I moved here in 1982 and while NW Wisconsin will always be considered home, Texas has been very good to me and I appreciate the no-nonsense, "Git 'er done", common sense attitude of most Texans. |
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We are relaxed. Yall suck us off ever chance you get. Thanks |
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Two types of Yankees that come to Texas:
1. Yankee that comes to visit and then goes home. 2. Damn Yankee comes here and won't leave. With that being said, Welcome to Texas. Now get a job! |
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You seem to have confused Texas with your butt... BTW: Texas is always written with a capital T!!!!! |
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To quote Robert Duval in the movie Geronimo: "Texan..........Lowest form of white man there is"hock.gif
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Ola, Pentaho....now VAMANOS MAS RAPIDO!!! That work? I like this Texas stuff already! |
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I'll betcha a donut that Texas doesn't have the level of 'special rights' for fags that Oregon does! Multnomah County, (Portland), pays for health insurance for their fag employees' 'life partners' but if an employee lives with someone of the oposite sex, they don't. Bet you can't find ONE county in Texas that likes queers as much as Multnomah County does. I hear some Texans do have an affinity for goats, though! |
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La palabra es "pendejo," pinche gringo puñetero. If you're gonna talk that kind of Texican, at least learn how to do it right. |
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Well since i lived there till i was 8 and then moved north, am i a Yankee? I will be back in Friday and i think i will stay. |
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[Hank Hill]Fine, everybody's a Texan. Change planes in Dallas, you're a Texan.[/Hank Hill] |
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No, just a temporarily displaced Texan. Welcome back!!! |
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'If they [the gays] don't like it here in Texas then let them find another state more suitable to their lifestyle' - Governor Rick Perry Ft. Worth was a good choice. The sherrif in Tarrant County signs Form 4s. |
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Well i was not born there,but we moved there when i was a couple months old,so it feels like home to me. |
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Don't ask a man if he is from Texas, if he is he will tell you, if not no reason to embarrass him.
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