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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:00:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 6:03:04 AM EDT by macman37]
...Feel free to add...

Perhaps this could be a list of things that come up in GD a lot.

• Every Arfcommer must know how to OWN an anti-gunner in polite, non-vitriolic conversation.

• Every Arfcommer must know they should be watching "24"

• Every Arfcommer must know how to barbecue

• Every Arfcommer must know that chili without beans is sauce and whichever side of the bean issue you are on, you should be willing to fight another Civil War over it...

• Every Arfcommer must know...

Edit:

• Every Arfcommer must READ THE AMMO ORACLE...
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:02:07 AM EDT
... that bump firing your Bushmaster underwater is a bad idea.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:02:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:05:51 AM EDT
...that you CANNOT take fire on an airplane.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:08:21 AM EDT
........that we have a movie forum
........the team room is worth the price of admission
........the dark side is evil
........that they should spend at least some of thier time in the ar15 section
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:09:21 AM EDT
...The true legend of the Mall-Ninja
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:09:30 AM EDT
...........how to make a motivational poster
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:09:34 AM EDT
The Gun Al Pacino used in HEAT!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:10:11 AM EDT
.....what does and doesn't belong in a Dinner Pic
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:11:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 6:11:13 AM EDT by mjohn3006]
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:11:33 AM EDT
...that if you can't make up your mind, you are obligated to get BOTH.

...that w00t is not a word, it's a philosophy.

...that if it looks like a nazi, talks like a nazi, and smells like a nazi, it's probably a nazi.

Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:12:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 6:14:44 AM EDT by Szurgot]
Loaded mags DO NOT wear out the springs.


Zombies only die from a head shot.


Do not post a thread about your new AR-15 WITHOUT PICS.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:13:17 AM EDT
that's my chair!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:13:48 AM EDT
TheRedGoat is teh Ghey!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:15:01 AM EDT
The legend of gunkid.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:15:07 AM EDT
The musical sound a maglite makes when you hit _____ over the head with it.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:15:52 AM EDT
• Every Arfcommer must know that there are no beans in chili.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:16:18 AM EDT


mags and clips are two different things

Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:16:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By INI:
snip



Now don't get this thread locked. I was serious when I suggested that we should all be able to do these things.

Something along the lines of Heinlein's "Specialization is for insects" rant that I love so much.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:17:51 AM EDT
Hi Point pistols do not rule.
Clips are for Garands and SKS's, mags are for damn near everything else.

No matter what your posting about, it is most likely a worthless thread without pics.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:19:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 6:20:18 AM EDT by dvr9]
...that TRG is teh ghey
...teh ghey isn't a misspelling, but TRG's and Zhukovs' way of life
...EdSr. is the all american badass
...at least 5 Chuck Norris truths
...the legend of Squatdog
...how to make a coke can stove
...wolf sucks no matter how well it performs out of your M4gery
...Glocks will always Kaboom
...The womens forum is not your personal dating service
...you should never fall in love with a hooker, it'll never work
...never confess to ARFCOM that you fell in love with a hooker, no good can come from it
...Airsoft sucks! It always has, always will. No matter how much fun it is to shoot cats with it
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:27:54 AM EDT
.... not to click on threads like this one.


No Expert
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:29:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:30:48 AM EDT
.........9mm is still for women and pansies
.........All Glocks explode if you look at them funny.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:32:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
• Every Arfcommer must know that there are no beans in chili.



CONFIRMED
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:35:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By No_Expert:
.... not to click on threads like this one.


No Expert



Gotcha!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:36:22 AM EDT
That SEC does NOT stand for Securities Exchange Commission.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:36:48 AM EDT
+1
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:39:53 AM EDT
...All your bases belong to us.

...Hammer of dead is not a vailed threat.

...Range report(The original one)

...If you ask if some thing is ghey, it is.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:40:56 AM EDT
...Pie is a food group.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:43:38 AM EDT
• Every Arfcommer must know that if Chuck Norris was a football team, he would win the Super Bowl every year.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:44:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 6:54:23 AM EDT by Epsilon]
* You cant say "Stick it in her pooper and post pics"

* One guy actually did "stick in her pooper and post pics"

* Dont even think about saying "Tonk"

* Chuck Norris is near god like

* Bush did it

* ARock is an asshole and Fuck ARock

* Get both

* 87....one number away from 88

* A Roper is a muslim

* The gun Al Pacino used in HEAT is a FN FNC

* Watch your spelling

* Watch your grammer


Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:47:26 AM EDT
must know what "The Chair is Agianst the Wall" and "John has a Long Mustashe" means

Know who the "Joker" is in Full Metal Jacket"
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:47:43 AM EDT
Sticking it in her ______ and posting pics is a very risky thing to do

All you need is a nail file and a screwdriver to convert an AR to full auto.

Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:49:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
• Every Arfcommer must know how to barbecue



Grill or Barbecue? Most know how to grill. Few know how to Barbecue.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:50:05 AM EDT
What "Valbow" is.

At least one " Your momma is so tactical " joke
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:52:43 AM EDT

• Every Arfcommer must know that chili without beans is sauce and whichever side of the bean issue you are on, you should be willing to fight another Civil War over it...


Ain't THAT the truth!



HH
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 6:57:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:

Originally Posted By macman37:
• Every Arfcommer must know how to barbecue



Grill or Barbecue? Most know how to grill. Few know how to Barbecue.



I think I meant Grill!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:00:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:

...The womens forum is not your personal dating service
...you should never fall in love with a hooker, it'll never work
...never confess to ARFCOM that you fell in love with a hooker, no good can come from it





Reading some posts WILL result in monitor/keyboard damage and nobody EVER buys you a new one
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:16:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
...Feel free to add...

Perhaps this could be a list of things that come up in GD a lot.

• Every Arfcommer must know how to OWN an anti-gunner in polite, non-vitriolic conversation.

• Every Arfcommer must know that I have never seen an episode of "24"

• Every Arfcommer must know how to barbeque

Every Arfcommer must know that chili with beans is not "Chili", it is Chilibeans or Chili with beans
and anyone who calls chili with beans, "Chili" is just plain wrong! And I am willing to fight another Civil War over that fact.


• Every Arfcommer must know...

Edit:

• Every Arfcommer must READ THE AMMO ORACLE...

Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:21:15 AM EDT
Everyone is, was or wants to be a NASA space shuttle door gunner.

Most demacraps think all assault weapons are evil and will eventually take over the world.

As for the spelling google (ie spell) and download it, it helps.

___________________________________________________________________________________
Welcome to the Low Dow Broke A$$ Show.
Murphy’s law applies to everyone, just more to me!!!
Semper Fi!! To all my brothers in the AO!!!!ZIP
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:23:16 AM EDT
Drawing down, is the proper response to some guy asking for change at the car wash.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:23:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sum-rifle:

Originally Posted By macman37:
...Feel free to add...

Perhaps this could be a list of things that come up in GD a lot.

• Every Arfcommer must know how to OWN an anti-gunner in polite, non-vitriolic conversation.

• Every Arfcommer must know that I have never seen an episode of "24"

• Every Arfcommer must know how to barbeque

Every Arfcommer must know that chili with beans is not "Chili", it is Chilibeans or Chili with beans
and anyone who calls chili with beans, "Chili" is just plain wrong! And I am willing to fight another Civil War over that fact.


• Every Arfcommer must know...

Edit:

• Every Arfcommer must READ THE AMMO ORACLE...




Barbecue

Barbeque

Dictionary.com is on my side.

As for the chili, FILL YOUR HANDS, PILGRIM!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:25:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gus:
...that if you can't make up your mind, you are obligated to get BOTH. you are to get both under any circumstance

...that w00t is not a word, it's a philosophy.

...that if it looks like a nazi, talks like a nazi, and smells like a nazi, it's probably a nazi.


Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:26:17 AM EDT
I'll add these to the list too:

• You can find almost anything you need to find at Google, topix.net, and dictionary.com

• Run your "Draw Down/I was there" scenarios through your head before you post them on Arfcom... Odds are you just did something illegal.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:27:31 AM EDT

* Dont even think about saying "Tonk"


Tonk has several meanings.
* A tonk is a slang term for a bar; see Honky Tonk
* Tonk is a city and former princely state in India; see Tonk, India
* Tonk or Tank is also a city and district in Pakistan; see Tank, Pakistan
* Tonk is a card game, a kind of Rummy.
* In formal logic, tonk is an unnatural connective devised by Arthur Prior which is defined by the following two axioms: (1) [P→(P tonk Q)] and (2) [(P tonk Q)→Q]. See logical harmony.
* Tonk is a pejorative term used by United States Border Patrol agents to describe illegal immigrants to the United States. It is supposedly the sound made by striking a suspected illegal immigrant on the head with a Maglite.

Which Tonk are we not supposed to use?
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:27:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 7:29:32 AM EDT by WS4LIF]

• Every Arfcommer must know they should be watching "24"



Why? A show which tells people to get used to the idea of marshel law, police/gov torture, and to be affraid of all the "terrorists"?

I'd rather watch Idol
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:28:53 AM EDT
Chili without beans = soup
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:29:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 7:29:37 AM EDT by I-M-A-WMD]
The Exact Same Thread... DUPE!

Smith & Wesson makes an AR. (One that apparently is firmly priced by the MSRP, not actual shelf prices)

Sly
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:33:22 AM EDT
...No matter what you post, some drunken idiot will tell you what you SHOULD have done, how you should have done it, or how it was completely wrong to begin with.

...Chili without beans is "chili flavored meat gravy".
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:37:50 AM EDT
........... "hookers and blow" is the correct answer for most problems
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