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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:03:50 PM EDT
She is about 2 weeks from having her baby, and she is going to sleep in cause she says "Her give a damn is busted"





Im gonna have to use that.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:08:11 PM EDT
[#1]
Isn't  that a country music song?  In about 2 weeks her damn will really be busted!!!!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:08:50 PM EDT
[#2]

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Isn't  that a country music song?  In about 2 weeks her damn will really be busted!!!!



yes
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:09:17 PM EDT
[#3]

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Isn't  that a country music song?  In about 2 weeks her damn will really be busted!!!!



Yeah, she just said it was from a song...
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:09:41 PM EDT
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She is about 2 weeks from having her baby, and she is going to sleep in cause she says "Her give a damn is busted"





Im gonna have to use that.



look, way up ahead in the distance.... it's THE TIMES!  you better catch up!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:09:56 PM EDT
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She is about 2 weeks from having her baby, and she is going to sleep in cause she says "Her give a damn is busted"





Im gonna have to use that.



That's a good one!

HH
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:26:46 PM EDT
[#6]
That is funny. When are you two getting married?

Bob
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:27:23 PM EDT
[#7]

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That is funny. When are you two getting married?

Bob



Only been dating like 2.5 months.  
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:29:35 PM EDT
[#8]
?
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:29:47 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That is funny. When are you two getting married?

Bob



Only been dating like 2.5 months.  



So.. me and the wife were only 6 months...
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:30:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Im not being a dick, wheres the babys daddy ?
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:31:43 PM EDT
[#11]

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Im not being a dick, wheres the babys daddy ?



Jail for a very long time.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:37:43 PM EDT
[#12]

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Quoted:
Im not being a dick, wheres the babys daddy ?



Jail for a very long time.



Dude.

I'm just sayin'

Bob
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:42:44 PM EDT
[#13]

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Im not being a dick, wheres the babys daddy ?



Jail for a very long time.



Dude.

I'm just sayin'

Bob



Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:58:26 PM EDT
[#14]

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Im not being a dick, wheres the babys daddy ?



Jail for a very long time.



Dude.

I'm just sayin'

Bob






wha'
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:59:27 PM EDT
[#15]
Anyone.. Long story, she is prego, the donor s gone for a long time and im here. Meh, its all good....  Im happy.


Back on track.

"My give a damn is busted"
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:11:58 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That is funny. When are you two getting married?

Bob



Only been dating like 2.5 months.  



So you STARTED dating her when she was 6 months preggers?

Wow . . . . . just . . . . . WOW.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:12:22 PM EDT
[#17]

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That is funny. When are you two getting married?

Bob



Only been dating like 2.5 months.  



So you STARTED dating here when she was 6 months preggers?

Wow . . . . . just . . . . . WOW.



yes
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:15:27 PM EDT
[#18]

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That is funny. When are you two getting married?

Bob



Only been dating like 2.5 months.  



So you STARTED dating here when she was 6 months preggers?

Wow . . . . . just . . . . . WOW.



yes



I'm not criticizing - you are a good man, and must be in love.  You do realize, of course, that you are now going to be (legally and in the eyes of many) the baby daddy.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:15:59 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

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That is funny. When are you two getting married?

Bob



Only been dating like 2.5 months.  



So you STARTED dating here when she was 6 months preggers?

Wow . . . . . just . . . . . WOW.



yes



eh.

If it makes ya happy.  
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:16:52 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

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That is funny. When are you two getting married?

Bob



Only been dating like 2.5 months.  



So you STARTED dating here when she was 6 months preggers?

Wow . . . . . just . . . . . WOW.



yes



I'm not criticizing - you are a good man, and must be in love.  You do realize, of course, that you are now going to be (legally and in the eyes of many) the baby daddy.



Legally no, but with the way our law system is yeah.  But if I didnt want to be in that position, I wouldnt be with her right now.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:26:47 PM EDT
[#21]
Who hits on pregnant chics?

ETA - I'm just fuckin' with ya. Whatever makes you happy.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:26:48 PM EDT
[#22]
So you're gonna be raising another guy's spawn?
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:29:09 PM EDT
[#23]
OK people, YES im dating a pregnant girl, NO the baby isnt mine, do I care? NO! Im happy with her and im looking forward to baby Chloe being here.....

THERE. HAPPY NOW!!!???
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:31:53 PM EDT
[#24]
At least if it works out between the two of them the child wont be on the fast track to follow in the daddy's footsteps.    
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:32:08 PM EDT
[#25]
Easy tiger. I have a 10 year old step daughter whos father died when she was a infant. She calls me dad and i wouldnt trade it for anything.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:35:50 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Who hits on pregnant chics?

ETA - I'm just fuckin' with ya. Whatever makes you happy.



<Ferris Bueller> I don't even have a piece of shit car.  I have to envy yours!  
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:38:19 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

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Who hits on pregnant chics?

ETA - I'm just fuckin' with ya. Whatever makes you happy.



<Ferris Bueller> I don't even have a piece of shit car.  I have to envy yours!  



Anyone with priorities that far out of wack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile

OR!

He never drives it, he just rubs it with a diaper.


Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:49:20 PM EDT
[#28]

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That is funny. When are you two getting married?

Bob



Only been dating like 2.5 months.  



So you STARTED dating here when she was 6 months preggers?

Wow . . . . . just . . . . . WOW.



yes



I'm not criticizing - you are a good man, and must be in love.  You do realize, of course, that you are now going to be (legally and in the eyes of many) the baby daddy.



Legally no, but with the way our law system is yeah.  But if I didnt want to be in that position, I wouldnt be with her right now.



So is he in prison or the military?

If your still their in a few years be clear with the kid that daddy you are not.  You don't want to fuck with the kids head.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:51:43 PM EDT
[#29]
Prison prison... Drugs, abuse and sex offender. The mother wants her daughter to have nothing to do with him at all, not even child support. We shall see in a few years what really happens.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 10:18:45 AM EDT
[#30]
If your happy then go with it.

Don't listen to the negativity.  Nobody is in your shoes, except yourself.  You do what YOU think is right and the rest don't mean shit.

Good luck to ya man.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 10:25:19 AM EDT
[#31]
Good luck man...
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 10:33:02 AM EDT
[#32]
Damn, you're gonna let her name the poor kid CHLOE???  Might as well say "get thee to a trailer park, do not pass go or collect $200".
j/k.   I thought the "give a damn" line was pretty funny.  And best of luck with the new arrival.  You are doing a noble thing because you're giving the little tyke something very precious (an upstanding father figure).
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 10:33:21 AM EDT
[#33]
Fieroloki,

I am glad that you are happy and I wish you the best.

Link Posted: 3/22/2006 11:25:07 AM EDT
[#34]
WTF...why's everyone freakin' out.  This was covered ina  thread about a week or two ago.  I'm not even a regular and I remember it.  Good luck...hormones can be a real...you know what.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 11:34:39 AM EDT
[#35]
The Mercer home is constructed of glass....so allow me to throw this stone.....




tagged for the eventual Montel Interview





roy d....don't worry chief, Ward and June Cleaver are dead and don't give a shit what you do
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 11:42:15 AM EDT
[#36]

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Prison prison... Drugs, abuse and sex offender. The mother wants her daughter to have nothing to do with him at all, not even child support. We shall see in a few years what really happens.



"I comed back fer ma kin!"
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 3:54:40 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Prison prison... Drugs, abuse and sex offender. The mother wants her daughter to have nothing to do with him at all, not even child support. We shall see in a few years what really happens.



"I comed back fer ma kin!"



With his record the only way he will be allowed near her is being supervised, and even then maybe not.

The sex offender part will hurt him for life.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:02:32 PM EDT
[#38]
What, are you THAT lazy that you date a pregnant woman? Damn.


Good luck, you're going to need it.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:06:42 PM EDT
[#39]

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OK people, YES im dating a pregnant girl, NO the baby isnt mine, do I care? NO! Im happy with her and im looking forward to baby Chloe being here.....

THERE. HAPPY NOW!!!???



Holy Hijack Batman!  You're cool FieroLoki.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:13:05 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

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OK people, YES im dating a pregnant girl, NO the baby isnt mine, do I care? NO! Im happy with her and im looking forward to baby Chloe being here.....

THERE. HAPPY NOW!!!???



Holy Hijack Batman!  You're cool FieroLoki.




Yes...yes he is.
Now grab your Skil saw and get her "give a damn" fixed!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:18:08 PM EDT
[#41]
+1 on not naming the kid that. Talk about starting out life behind the 8 ball. No pu intended.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:19:29 PM EDT
[#42]
Whats wrong with the name Chloe? I LOVE that name.

And she had that picked out before I met her, I have no say so.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:31:26 PM EDT
[#43]

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OK people, YES im dating a pregnant girl, NO the baby isnt mine, do I care? NO! Im happy with her and im looking forward to baby Chloe being here.....

THERE. HAPPY NOW!!!???



So.......what are you trying to say?



Are you going to rub lotion on Chloe's body?  Maybe one day you can be like "it rubs the lotion on it's skin..."?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:31:34 PM EDT
[#44]
All you Chloe naysayers....

This is Chloe to the fans of Fox series '24'
When I heard Chloe...I thought of this:



Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:35:56 PM EDT
[#45]
JMO:

Get out of that deal, Loki.

It'll end badly.

Keep loading mags for when the bio-dad gets out of the pokie.

Hey, if you love her that much, though, go with it.

People told me the same thing when I married a girl with three kids

Ten years later, we're good to go.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:36:51 PM EDT
[#46]

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JMO:

Get out of that deal, Loki.

It'll end badly.

Keep loading mags for when the bio-dad gets out of the pokie.

Hey, if you love her that much, though, go with it.

People told me the same thing when I married a girl with three kids

Ten years later, we're good to go.



Shutup and make my damn breakfast pizza damnit.  
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:40:40 PM EDT
[#47]
wow! yall are some hardcore certified haters. What right do you have to critisize the babys name and how can you have anything negative to say about a guy thats as responsible as he is. If you dont have anything positive to say about his paternal nature, then shut you mouth. anything he does will be better then the mother and childs alternative.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:45:01 PM EDT
[#48]
So this girl you're dating is pregnant or what?



(Insert some strangers judgemental bullshit here. )

Tell her your give a damned is busted when it's your turn to change the baby or get up for a midnight feeding.  
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:48:30 PM EDT
[#49]

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So this girl you're dating is pregnant or what?



(Insert some strangers judgemental bullshit here. )

Tell her your give a damned is busted when it's your turn to change the baby or get up for a midnight feeding.  



She gets to handle all the feedings, I dont have the equipment.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 4:49:17 PM EDT
[#50]

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wow! yall are some hardcore certified haters. What right do you have to critisize the babys name and how can you have anything negative to say about a guy thats as responsible as he is. If you dont have anything positive to say about his paternal nature, then shut you mouth. anything he does will be better then the mother and childs alternative.



+1

Bunch of fat ugly alcoholic assholes living in their moms basement drinking crap-beer and looking at every typed word for something to criticize thus giving their pathetic existance meaning.



FieroLoki is cool!  
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