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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:50:13 AM EDT
He's been in the "common law" category for 16 years, and they have 2 children.

So he proposes in Vegas after a drink, and he doesn't drink. Does that tell you anything about the powerful effects of alcohol?

What a great couple!



Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:56:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:58:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 50cal:
Oh be still my beating heart.

What a collective family of retards.



+ a billionty

I can't even stand the commercials, I'll be darned if I actually watch the show.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:00:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/21/2006 5:01:59 AM EDT by Hedonist]
Has anyone ever seen his 2 kids?

I have this feeling that they probably look like little Joe Dirts, or worse - like little Dogs.

I would have to do her Dog style, cause I couldn't bear to look....
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:04:15 AM EDT
a tramp and a convicted murderer - true marital bliss
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:07:34 AM EDT
I watched the show once. I punched a wall once too.

I'll be damned if I'll do either again.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:23:01 AM EDT
I don't know.... a few drinks and I think I could tittie hump Dog's ol' lady....
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:24:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
I don't know.... a few drinks and I think I could tittie hump Dog's ol' lady....


Link Posted: 3/21/2006 10:42:17 AM EDT
LA DEE F*****G DA!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 10:45:55 AM EDT
I can't hack that show... his wife looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 10:46:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
I can't hack that show... his wife looks like she ate Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.



fixed
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:00:03 AM EDT
I can't even watch the commercials for that crap. They must pay him an awful lot to act like a turd burgler on a national network. "Yak Yak Oh you tried to outrun fag the bounty hunter"
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:01:37 AM EDT
how....very....romantic?
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:06:41 AM EDT
Why must we post this crap?
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:33:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lancelot:
a tramp and a convicted murderer - true marital bliss

That's funny!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:36:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hedonist:
Has anyone ever seen his 2 kids?

I have this feeling that they probably look like little Joe Dirts, or worse - like little Dogs.

I would have to do her Dog style, cause I couldn't bear to look....



Too funny.

He has twelve kids total.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:38:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:39:03 AM EDT
I, for one, am glad he has leashed that woman. Can you imagine the wreckage on the bachelor population if she were turned loose?
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:40:37 AM EDT
They are both really nice people.

Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:44:18 AM EDT
He brings in the bad guys.

Whats not to like ?
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:46:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
do not speak ill of DOG.

he is a God among white trash.



He should be a commentator for NASCAR, thus combining both interests into a super-redneck entertainer hybrid.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:47:32 AM EDT
Just in case anyone has forgotten who we're talking about here:

Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:48:51 AM EDT
MY EYES!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:49:51 AM EDT
tactical white trash
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:50:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Just in case anyone has forgotten who we're talking about here:

starbulletin.com/2003/07/03/news/art2b.jpg



She is an angel, be still my beating heart.

What a lucky guy.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 11:54:15 AM EDT
And this is worthy of a thread on this board because.....................................
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 12:00:19 PM EDT

My father, who is otherwise a sophisticated individual, thinks that Dog's old lady was probably pretty hot in her day. I have no idea where he gets his crazy ideas.

Link Posted: 3/21/2006 12:00:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:54:38 PM EDT
12 kids? I thought Yahoo news said two, but maybe that's just with his main squeeze.... I guess he had a whole litter with another bitch.





That was funny...
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:57:22 PM EDT
I really want him to come and try his shit here in Texas. He would be shot within a week.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:00:08 PM EDT
I don't blame him for making it legit. That woman is one fine hunk of female flesh.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:00:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
I really want him to come and try his shit here in Texas. He would be shot within a week.


If that bad ass ever came to Texas , the bad guys would all turn themslves in.

He is walking mean ass kicking death . He is the Navy Seals of Bounty Hunters.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:22:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By slaughter:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
I really want him to come and try his shit here in Texas. He would be shot within a week.


If that bad ass ever came to Texas , the bad guys would all turn themslves in.

He is walking mean ass kicking death . He is the Navy Seals of Bounty Hunters.



He's like Chuck Norris only with worse taste in women.

Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:41:08 PM EDT
I watched the show once and I swear I remember him talking about He was a Christian.


Yea,sure.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:42:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GreyGhost:
I watched the show once and I swear I remember him talking about He was a Christian.


Yea,sure.




He is, well, so he says...
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:59:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/21/2006 6:22:59 PM EDT by CARFan]



---"DUANE 'DOG' CHAPMAN

» Raised in Denver, Chapman is the oldest of four children of Wesley and Barbara Chapman. He dropped out of school in the ninth grade.

» Arrested 18 times for armed robbery, Chapman was sentenced to five years in prison for murder in 1977. He maintains it was his companion who was the killer, but under Texas law he was also convicted of murder. He served two years and was paroled in 1979.

» Chapman stands 5-feet-7 but wears custom boots to add 3 inches.

» He was a Kirby vacuum salesman before becoming a bounty hunter."---

starbulletin.com/2005/11/27/news/story01.html
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:05:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CARFan:
show.imagehosting.us/show/1250238/0/nouser_1250/T0_-1_1250238.jpg



---"DUANE 'DOG' CHAPMAN

» Raised in Denver, Chapman is the oldest of four children of Wesley and Barbara Chapman. He dropped out of school in the ninth grade.

» Arrested 18 times for armed robbery, Chapman was sentenced to five years in prison for murder in 1977. He maintains it was his companion who was the killer, but under Texas law he was also convicted of murder. He served two years and was paroled in 1979.

» Chapman stands 5-feet-7 but wears custom boots to add 3 inches.

» He was a Kirby vacuum salesman before becoming a bounty hunter."---

starbulletin.com/2005/11/27/news/story01.html



I think he signed on for mega-bucks to do another few seasons...
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:14:29 PM EDT
a white trash vacuum salesman
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:43:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/21/2006 6:44:38 PM EDT by mike1972]
No ice in Paradise

hippie.gifhis

Edit to say: There was no emoticon with an Uber-mullet.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:31:06 PM EDT
He needs lifts to be 5'10"?

More like "Shrimp the bounty hunter"
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:32:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:45:35 PM EDT
Hey people don't "Dog-pile" on "DOG".... At least he's gettin filth off the streets!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:46:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mike1972:
No ice in Paradise

dog&his woman


Edit to say: There was no emoticon with an Uber-mullet.




It would be a lot cooler if she had a matching Femullet!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:48:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/21/2006 7:51:42 PM EDT by deej86]
The show sucks. Dog is a total tool.

I'm sorry but my give a hoot is backordered.

He's been kicked out of several states, is an ex-felon (murderer?) and cannot CCW, so he works in Hawaii.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 7:55:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hedonist:
He's been in the "common law" category for 16 years, and they have 2 children.

So he proposes in Vegas after a drink, and he doesn't drink. Does that tell you anything about the powerful effects of alcohol?

What a great couple!





She should mace him and kick him in the nuts. It apparently only took alcohol.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 8:24:22 PM EDT
You know...Unlike the television show "COPS"...The only episode of "DOG The Bounty Hunter" I ever watched actually made me root for the BAD guys who were on the show.

I would DEFINITELY tune in to see Dog, and his uber-tactically dressed bunch of idiots with their fire extinguisher sized cannisters of pepper spray (tactially slung in drop leg holsters) get their asses beat up by some big "BRA".
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