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Posted: 3/20/2006 10:48:16 PM EDT
Let's hear it... here I mine:

-you see a "stylist" not a barber
-your hairgel budget is larger than your ammo budget
-you get manicures/pedicures
-wear pink shirts
-know all the latest fashion trends
-watch "queer eye for the straight guy" for reasons other than making fun of it
-Frequent a coffee shot for the "frapecupisosfa"


There's more, but yea... I'm jaded about metros and why girls go for them so lets hear it!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 10:52:03 PM EDT
-you are a vegetarian and are terrified of guns.

Seriously, I know a guy who is exactly that. Not ashamed of it either.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 10:53:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
-you are a vegetarian and are terrified of guns.

Seriously, I know a guy who is exactly that. Not ashamed of it either.



+1

I was gonna post that
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 10:55:00 PM EDT
you can't BBQ
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:01:21 PM EDT
..........you are a woman
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:03:09 PM EDT
- never fired a gun.
- didn't like Saving Private Ryan
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:10:26 PM EDT
. . . can't be troubled to open a door for a woman

. . . can't perform basic mechanical and technical tasks

. . . can't defend yourself or your family

. . . you think it's somebody else's problem.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:11:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/20/2006 11:12:22 PM EDT by raven]
Let other people tell you how to live.


Abdicate your reponsibilities as a father.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:21:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:24:39 PM EDT
- cannot grease your own muffler bearings.

BC
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:25:10 PM EDT
-If you have a vagina.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:26:00 PM EDT
A man's quick lube is an hour in his garage on a Sarurday morning. And don't forget to lube the door hinges!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:33:07 PM EDT
You actually care about dumb fucking lists like this.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:34:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
You actually care about dumb fucking lists like this.



He say's bitterly as he sips his half caff mochachino.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:49:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:
- cannot grease your own muffler bearings.

BC





A buddy of mine told a chick that was what was wrong with her car. Later he got an angry phone call from her.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:52:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
You actually care about dumb fucking lists like this.



He say's bitterly as he sips his half caff mochachino.



You say things like "half caff mocachino"
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 11:55:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
You actually care about dumb fucking lists like this.



He say's bitterly as he sips his half caff mochachino.



Mister, I dont know what you just said but I dont think I like it.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:15:44 AM EDT
If you're a post-op...
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:19:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:
- cannot grease your own muffler bearings.

BC




I didn't even know I had muffler bearings...
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:20:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:



Abdicate your reponsibilities as a father.




I totally abdicated!
I didn't have kids and couldn't be happier.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:21:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:
Let's hear it... here I mine:

-you see a "stylist" not a barber
-your hairgel budget is larger than your ammo budget
-you get manicures/pedicures
-wear pink shirts
-know all the latest fashion trends
-watch "queer eye for the straight guy" for reasons other than making fun of it
-Frequent a coffee shot for the "frapecupisosfa"


There's more, but yea... I'm jaded about metros and why girls go for them so lets hear it!




I guess I'm not a "man".

Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:21:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SS109:

Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:
- cannot grease your own muffler bearings.

BC




I didn't even know I had muffler bearings...



Neither did I...

Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:25:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:

-you see a "stylist" not a barber




In my own defense, my 'stylist' is my cousin, and she won't let me pay for the haircut. Nothing fancy, just shy of crewcut on top, and tapered all the way around. Plus it gives us a chance to catch up on family happenings.

If one sees a stylist because they need to be primped, then yeah, they're lacking in the man gene department.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:27:41 AM EDT
What is the deal with pink all of a sudden? I went to a nice men's clothing store to buy a suit and some dress shirts, and I swear, every single style of dress shirt they had came in pink. Long sleeve, short sleeve, polos, ties, you name it. Who would wear this crap?

I've noticed more and more older professional men at my place of employment wearing pink, so it isn't exactly a "young guy" thing. For the life of me, I can't figure out why any self-respecting man would want to wear that crap.

-James
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:31:34 AM EDT
If you're not confident enough to wear any color no matter what.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 4:40:42 AM EDT
You have allowed your state elected officials to negate your 2nd Amendment rights to the point where you need ID cards/has cities where certain average joe firearms have been banned/etc...



BAM!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:32:45 AM EDT
I am 51 years young, 6'4, 280, combat experienced, former LEO. smoke cigars, swear too much, have been married too many times and can still put 8rds, center of mass at 50'
and
I LIKE PINK SHIRTS so whats wrong with them? afraid they will clash with your panties>?..
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:48:35 AM EDT



Our son stayed over at a friend's house a couple of weekends ago and decided to go to church with them the next day, so he borrowed a shirt from his friend. My husband's face was like when he walked in the house wearing a pink shirt.

I don't know any women who find metrosexuals a turn on, btw.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 5:53:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Let other people tell you how to live.


+1
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:11:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By shootemup:

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:
Let's hear it... here I mine:

-you see a "stylist" not a barber
-your hairgel budget is larger than your ammo budget
-you get manicures/pedicures
-wear pink shirts
-know all the latest fashion trends
-watch "queer eye for the straight guy" for reasons other than making fun of it
-Frequent a coffee shot for the "frapecupisosfa"


There's more, but yea... I'm jaded about metros and why girls go for them so lets hear it!




I guess I'm not a "man".





On this stylist thing. How many of you go to a barber? Is it because you like the feel of a man running his hands through your hair?

I go to a stylist, and she does a nice flat top.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:15:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Roland_O_Gilead:
. . . you think it's somebody else's problem.



WTF?

It IS somebody's else's problem.



"It was like that when I got here."
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:22:19 AM EDT
You watch the LOGO channel.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:24:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 338winmag:

Originally Posted By shootemup:

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:
Let's hear it... here I mine:

-you see a "stylist" not a barber
-your hairgel budget is larger than your ammo budget
-you get manicures/pedicures
-wear pink shirts
-know all the latest fashion trends
-watch "queer eye for the straight guy" for reasons other than making fun of it
-Frequent a coffee shot for the "frapecupisosfa"


There's more, but yea... I'm jaded about metros and why girls go for them so lets hear it!




I guess I'm not a "man".





On this stylist thing. How many of you go to a barber? Is it because you like the feel of a man running his hands through your hair?

I go to a stylist, and she does a nice flat top.



Barber? I dont need no stinking barber, I do it myself!
Now thats a mancard endorsement right there!
although I do miss the ladies running her fingers through my scalp, and her boobs on my shoulders
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:26:39 AM EDT
I know fashion trends:
- A3 uppers are in
- Lightweight barrels are in
- A1 uppers are making a come back especially with the SHTF crowd
- Collapsing stocks on 20" rifles are way out
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:27:30 AM EDT

the ladies running her fingers through my scalp, and her boobs on my shoulders


oh, that sounds like fun!!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:28:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:
You have allowed your state elected officials to negate your 2nd Amendment rights to the point where you need ID cards/has cities where certain average joe firearms have been banned/etc...

www.packing.org/state/images/size_400/illinois_imgqEHuxI_il_foid.jpg

BAM!


EXACTLY!!!
ANYONE who lives willingly in a socialist state has no business asking about being a man.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:32:34 AM EDT
pay someone to cut your hair
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:35:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NME:

Originally Posted By SS109:

Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:
- cannot grease your own muffler bearings.

BC




I didn't even know I had muffler bearings...



Neither did I...




Phtttttzzzz!!! Next thing you know you'll be saying that you've never had to replace your pintleflex rotor joints yourself and just have a garage do it when it's necessary. Sounds like demerits and probationary time on the man card.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:36:49 AM EDT
-A real man does not spend more than $10 on a haircut.
-A real man does not wear cologne.(Old Spice, Skin Bracer, and AquaVelva are excluded from this rule).
-A real man does not wear a baseball hat backwards.
-A real man does not drink Cosmopolitans, chocolate martinis, or any other such nonsense.
-A real man drinks scotch, bourbon, rye, vodka, gin and maybe rum. Period.
-A real man does not drive a hybrid.
-A real man does not wear jewelry other than watch, wedding ring, and dogtags. Waivers can be granted for pinkie rings, if you qualify.
-A real man does not let his woman drive.
-A real man must be able to benchpress at least 225 lbs.
-A real man drinks coffee. Never cappochino, or latte (whatever the hell that is).
-A real man can easily make a fire.
-A real man knows how to roast meats over a fire.
-A real man must be able to scare lesser men with the use of a glare.
-A real man will teach his son to be a real man. That's his job.



Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:36:56 AM EDT
-Don't at least have marginal computer hacking skills.


or at least wicked bo staff skills.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:40:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/21/2006 6:40:56 AM EDT by pdxshooter]

Originally Posted By douglasmorris99:
I am 51 years young, 6'4, 280, combat experienced, former LEO. smoke cigars, swear too much, have been married too many times and can still put 8rds, center of mass at 50'
and
I LIKE PINK SHIRTS so whats wrong with them? afraid they will clash with your panties>?..



So, you're ghey and a good shot. Go have a parade.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:44:06 AM EDT
Not a man if you can't/won't change your own kids diapers.

Not a man if you won't play "tea party" with your 5 year old daughter because you are afraid what others might think
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:48:48 AM EDT
- If you don't drive a stick shift!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:51:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/21/2006 6:54:17 AM EDT by IAMLEGEND]
Real men don't wear pink shirts, eh?




ETA: That's Charlton Heston for any of you faggots who are afraid to wear a pink shirt but who don't know who he is. And yeah, he's wearing a pink shirt.

Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:52:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pdxshooter:

Originally Posted By douglasmorris99:
I am 51 years young, 6'4, 280, combat experienced, former LEO. smoke cigars, swear too much, have been married too many times and can still put 8rds, center of mass at 50'
and
I LIKE PINK SHIRTS so whats wrong with them? afraid they will clash with your panties>?..



So, you're ghey and a good shot. Go have a parade.



Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:53:07 AM EDT
Real men wear whatever the hell they want to. Got a problem with that? Go tell a man to his face.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:55:47 AM EDT
If you pay attention to other men to the point where you actually CARE about what they're wearing or where they get their hair cut...
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:56:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Real men don't wear pink shirts, eh?

www.horror-wood.com/mathes15.jpg


ETA: That's Charlton Heston for any of you faggots who are afraid to wear a pink shirt but who don't know who he is. And yeah, he's wearing a pink shirt.




That was the 80's. It doesn't count.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:57:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pdxshooter:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Real men don't wear pink shirts, eh?

www.horror-wood.com/mathes15.jpg


ETA: That's Charlton Heston for any of you faggots who are afraid to wear a pink shirt but who don't know who he is. And yeah, he's wearing a pink shirt.




That was the 80's. It doesn't count.



I think it was 1971 but I see your point.
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:58:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kihn:

Originally Posted By NME:

Originally Posted By SS109:

Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:
- cannot grease your own muffler bearings.

BC




I didn't even know I had muffler bearings...



Neither did I...




Phtttttzzzz!!! Next thing you know you'll be saying that you've never had to replace your pintleflex rotor joints yourself and just have a garage do it when it's necessary. Sounds like demerits and probationary time on the man card.



Que?
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:58:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NME:
If you pay attention to other men to the point where you actually CARE about what they're wearing or where they get their hair cut...



Being a "real man" requires one to be a bit self-absorbed.
It has nothing to do with paying attention to others.
It's about maintaining standards.
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