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Posted: 3/20/2006 4:25:34 PM EDT

Microsoft Mega
Jackpot Lottery
23 Chelmsford st,
London LD25BN,
United Kindom.

Reference Number: LR/19-CH/4310
Batch: LR/05/0018

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded
annual final draws of the MICROSOFT LOTTERY PROMO.The
Microsoft Lottery draws was conducted from an exclusive list of
25,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies
picked by an advanced automated random computer ballot search
from the internet as part of our international promotions program
which we conduct every year. No tickets were sold.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address attached to
serial number 25-6565 drew the lucky numbers 6-13-18-24-33-39 which
consequently emerged you as one of first fifty (50) lucky winners in
this category.
You have therefore been approved for lump sum payout of 950,000.00
(Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousands GB pounds) in cash credited to file
LR/19-CH/4310. This is from a total cash prize of $50,000,000(Fifty
Million)Pound shared amongst the first fifty (50)lucky winners in this
category.This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for The
Microsoft Lottery.The estimated $50 million jackpot would be the sixth-
biggest in Europe history.The biggest was the GBP363 million jackpot
that went to two winners in a Febuary 2000 drawing of The Big Game
Mega Millions' predecessor.

Your fund is now deposited in an offshore bank with a hardcover
insurance.Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we advice
that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been
processed and your money remitted to you as this is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of this program by the general public.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in London. In view of this,your 950,000
(Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousands GB Pounds)would be released to
you by our affiliate bank in Europe.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the
release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him.
To begin your claim please contact your claims agent by sending
mail to him on the email address below on how to assist you remit
your fund to you.

Mr.Jonathan Lubikowski
Foreign Services Manager,
Information and Payment Bureau.
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-702-407-1625
Fax: +44-702-407-1625
Email: m.promotion@merseymail.com

Your claims agent will assist you in the processing and remittance
of your prize funds into your designated bank account.Note that all
prize funds must be claimed not later than One month. After this
date all funds will be returned to the LOTTERY TREASURY as
unclaimed.In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,
please endeavor to quote your Reference (LR/19-CH/4310) and
Batch numbers (LR/05/0018) in every correspondence with your
agent.Furthermore, should there be any change in your address,
do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thanks
for being part of our program.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Veronica Smith,
Promotions Manager,
Microsoft Lottery.






Anyone want to help me spend it?!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:26:25 PM EDT
woo!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:27:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:28:38 PM EDT
Hah.

That's nothing...I won 3 lotteries in a ROW!



HH
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:28:54 PM EDT
I could use $380 for WildBlue equipment and installation.

Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:28:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:29:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:



i freeking love the dancing banana
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:29:24 PM EDT
can you buy me an M1A?
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:30:14 PM EDT

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Microsoft,

Sends me those all the time.

You make it seem that it is a big deal.


GM
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:30:52 PM EDT
I work for the Lottery, so I cannot play.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:31:26 PM EDT
You could buy a lot of 460 dollar M-16's with that.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:31:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
can you buy me an M1A?




just one?
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:32:52 PM EDT
HOOKERS AND BLOW WO HOOOOOO
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:33:40 PM EDT
Wanna buy my 1000 rwhp turbocharged Mustang?
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:34:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:

Originally Posted By roboman:



i freeking love the dancing banana



Me too!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:36:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/20/2006 4:39:27 PM EDT by saturnstyl]

Originally Posted By panzersergeant:

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:

Originally Posted By roboman:



i freeking love the dancing banana



Me too!


Its peanut butter jelly time! w00t!
Peanut butter jelly
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:36:09 PM EDT
Hey, I won that too, but I deleted the E-mail, ohh well..
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:36:37 PM EDT
it's 950,000 Pounds.

Tell'em you want it in Euros.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:40:20 PM EDT
It's been months, and I'm still waiting for the Nigerian prince to send me my money. I really need it, someone stole my identity, and took all the money out of my account. I know when he deposits the check, everything will be OK. The were about to tow my trailer away, but I pawned the title to my car and made the payment. I fucked those title guys, the first 30 days are intrest free, I will have the Nigerian money by then I'm sure.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:41:24 PM EDT
$1 = about .666 pounds.

So take a third off it for income tax and you end up with about 950,000 dollars. In pounds that is worth about $1,500,000, but uncle sam needs his protection money, so you'll end up right around $950,000.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:49:57 PM EDT
I say you call Microsoft in Seattle, and tell'em you don't deal with middlemen, you want a check from Bill G, and you want it NOW.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:51:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:52:32 PM EDT
lol i recently got a not much better written email from a lawyer about a much smaller inheritance that turned out to be real.... ( already new the person had died, just not that i was in the will...) apparently he likes google to find people rather then a phone book.....
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:53:56 PM EDT
Buy an M16 for starters. Then buy a .50BMG because they might be banned soon... then a house, a car, and food.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:54:32 PM EDT
I think you may have jinxed yourself...it said to keep this from public notice.

You have to follow directions or no dough.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 6:35:31 PM EDT
uuuhhhhh can you pay of my (and by my i mean my x wifes)credit cards so i can get my x wifes lawyers off my ass and get focused on my pending deployment to iraq??


at least thats what i would do if i really won money. i recently got an awesome scam mail from someone in kenya. to bad they couldnt type in english for shyte.

Link Posted: 3/20/2006 6:40:31 PM EDT
That'll but an ass load of Anus laptops!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 6:42:07 PM EDT
Sounds like one of those deals scams where you have to pay them 10K first as a sign of good faith or to open some special account, blah, blah, blah.

But if you really won....

Link Posted: 3/20/2006 7:39:22 PM EDT
I was thinkin' about building a Recon Carbine (short SPR) and think I can bring it in under $1500 since I already have a lower.

So can ya hook me up?
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 8:11:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jpman7:
That'll but an ass load of Anus laptops!



No crap I just got the same E-mail,and I will get about 1.5 mil(will get a cheque for moneys to put into my account)must cash cheque and send 30 Anus laptops!!!

Or I will be deaded!!!

I'm still looking for a reputable Anus dealer in my area!!

You would think there would be a lot of Anus people here in Oklahoma,guess not!!!


Bob
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 8:19:01 PM EDT
LOOK OUT FOR THE HAMMER OF DEAD!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 8:33:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IndianaDean:
I work for the Lottery, so I cannot play.



You can't lose if you don't play
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