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Link Posted: 3/19/2006 4:47:53 PM EDT
[#1]
If she's passed out enough that you can put Cocks and License Plate frames on her bed...Then she's passed out enough that you can lower the cover a wee bit.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 4:48:45 PM EDT
[#2]

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An arfcommer has sex?
whodathunk it!



I had seckz with a gurl lololz +100 kool points irl





that you, 13th warrior?



Ye the bel toweler is lonelee, is wasntt' hard to masterbait to this thread.

Editted for 13th warrior spelling.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 4:49:01 PM EDT
[#3]

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I wonder what she's going to think of you if she see's the pic with the AR15.com sign in it next to her sleeping.





PS: Whats the cock for? I hope its her bedtime buddy and not yours.





The cock is there for authenticity.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 4:52:00 PM EDT
[#4]
Only 2 condoms??????
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 4:53:20 PM EDT
[#5]

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Only 2 condoms??????



Look again.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:01:43 PM EDT
[#6]
By the way, did you PIITB?
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:03:24 PM EDT
[#7]

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By the way, did you PIITB?





Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:05:18 PM EDT
[#8]

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By the way, did you PIITB?



That's a negative.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:08:37 PM EDT
[#9]

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Now tell him to go fix you some dinner!




Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:33:36 PM EDT
[#10]


Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:42:11 PM EDT
[#11]
Looks like you goat is smiling.........And now we know why....
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:43:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:44:01 PM EDT
[#13]
I notice a camera. Start posting the pics you took during the past 3 hours!
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:44:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Has the cholorform wore off yet???



Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:47:09 PM EDT
[#15]

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You have sex so rarely it's a big enough deal to post pics on the internet?  

Like the old football saying goes, "When you get in the end zone act like you've been there before".    



Well she did just get back from her spring break vacation, so yeah... it's been awhile.



It's been awhile for you maybe, prolly not for her!
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:52:12 PM EDT
[#16]
I've always wondered if that date rape drug works. Now I know.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:53:12 PM EDT
[#17]


Oh shit.

TAG so I will remember to never SIIAPP.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 5:58:14 PM EDT
[#18]

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You have sex so rarely it's a big enough deal to post pics on the internet?  

Like the old football saying goes, "When you get in the end zone act like you've been there before".    



Well she did just get back from her spring break vacation, so yeah... it's been awhile.



Been awhile for you maybe? She just got back from spring break.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:00:03 PM EDT
[#19]

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I notice a camera. Start posting the pics you took during the past 3 hours!



That would violate the COC...
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:04:28 PM EDT
[#20]

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You have sex so rarely it's a big enough deal to post pics on the internet?  

Like the old football saying goes, "When you get in the end zone act like you've been there before".    



Well she did just get back from her spring break vacation, so yeah... it's been awhile.



Been awhile for you maybe? She just got back from spring break.



Oh well, as long as I get mine...
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:18:39 PM EDT
[#21]
That was a big buckin chicken.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:25:03 PM EDT
[#22]
Git 'er done, that's right. I hope the baby oil was for a massage not because you weren't doing anything for her.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:53:35 PM EDT
[#23]
Ah come on guys, he was posting them just to win the competition with LT.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:59:15 PM EDT
[#24]
I have that exact candle.

It's never gotten me laid.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 7:46:43 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 7:54:08 PM EDT
[#26]
Atleast take a pic of her panties...
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 7:54:28 PM EDT
[#27]
Hey Eager Beaver you know with a little foreplay you might not need that KY warming fluid
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 7:58:07 PM EDT
[#28]

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Hey Eager Beaver you know with a little foreplay you might not need that KY warming fluid



I don't think it was for her............................. that surefire looks a lil greasy.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 8:04:18 PM EDT
[#29]
Still sharing a bed with your sister and that damn chicken, i see.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 8:28:30 PM EDT
[#30]
Dear Lord - I screwed up my back moving stuff yesterday, and this damn thread has me laughing so hard I am in agony...  Make it stop...
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 8:32:54 PM EDT
[#31]

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You should put a little "AR15.com" sign on her so we can see that its not a borrowed pic....



Good enough?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Cypher214/Bed.jpg

She's not my wife.  You guys should know married people don't have sex.


ROOPHIES: The only way an ARCOMMER gets laid.....
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 8:35:02 PM EDT
[#32]

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This is what I've been up to for the past 3 hours 10 minutes...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Cypher214/DSCN4665.jpg



Fixed!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 7:11:01 AM EDT
[#33]
I posted this thread for TWO reasons:  Hilarious responses and insults.

You guys didn't let me down.

I looked at the nightstand and thought to myself that someone couldn't FAKE a better picture.  



By the way, she was in on the picture posting... she wanted to see what everyone would say, too.

Edited cause I'm retarded.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 7:14:52 AM EDT
[#34]



Great where are the BOTD pics?
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 7:24:45 AM EDT
[#35]

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Great where are the BOTD pics?



THIS THREAD IS BS WITHOUT BOTD PICS.

Continue in the team forum, please.

Edit: NOW!!!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 7:31:00 AM EDT
[#36]

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Great where are the BOTD pics?



THIS THREAD IS BS WITHOUT BOTD PICS.

Continue in the team forum, please.

Edit: NOW!!!



I don't have any pics that won't violate the COC... even in TF.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 7:34:01 AM EDT
[#37]
I would have used something else to set the candle on
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 7:38:25 AM EDT
[#38]
I see you use those regular small sized condoms .... oh well .... maybe she is asian and doesnt care...  
OR! do you put in her butt to make her feel like there is something big in her?

Oh, and BTW ... I am forwarding this thread link to your Uncle, Aunt, Mother and Grandparents!

Heck, your uncle will be proud ... lol
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 7:39:50 AM EDT
[#39]

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Great where are the BOTD pics?



THIS THREAD IS BS WITHOUT BOTD PICS.

Continue in the team forum, please.

Edit: NOW!!!



I don't have any pics that won't violate the COC... even in TF.



Let me be the judge of that.
My IM is working.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 7:41:59 AM EDT
[#40]
More pics of the chic and I dont mean the fowl
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 8:01:15 AM EDT
[#41]

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I see you use those regular small sized condoms .... oh well .... maybe she is asian and doesnt care...  
OR! do you put in her butt to make her feel like there is something big in her?

Oh, and BTW ... I am forwarding this thread link to your Uncle, Aunt, Mother and Grandparents!

Heck, your uncle will be proud ... lol



ROFL!

I would just get an "attaboy" from him.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 3:09:52 PM EDT
[#42]
That chicken stuffed it in your girls pooper,  took pictures, and stole your car!
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 3:22:24 PM EDT
[#43]
I'm just glad he didn't post pictures of the used condoms...  


Link Posted: 3/20/2006 3:26:46 PM EDT
[#44]

    It's ok. It doesn't look like the chicken made it that far.

    www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=447577
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 3:55:39 PM EDT
[#45]

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    It's ok. It doesn't look like the chicken made it that far.

    www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=447577



Weak. Very weak.

Nothing says NEWBIE! more than a post like that.

NME troll account??
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 4:44:33 PM EDT
[#46]
Funny Chit................
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 8:20:19 PM EDT
[#47]

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Great where are the BOTD pics?



THIS THREAD IS BS WITHOUT BOTD PICS.

Continue in the team forum, please.

Edit: NOW!!!



I don't have any pics that won't violate the COC... even in TF.



Let me be the judge of that.
My IM is working.



You can always send them to me. IM or email works.
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 9:13:04 PM EDT
[#48]

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I posted this thread for one reason: Hilarious responses and insults.
You guys didn't let me down.



That's two reasons ....

Link Posted: 3/20/2006 9:15:28 PM EDT
[#49]

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I posted this thread for one reason: Hilarious responses and insults.
You guys didn't let me down.



That's two reasons ....




Hilarious insulting responses.  
Link Posted: 3/20/2006 9:29:35 PM EDT
[#50]
and the scoped rifle fit in the activities...how?
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