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Posted: 3/19/2006 11:31:56 AM EDT
Now I've heard it all...hopefully not a dupe.


Man in insane fit, cuts off penis, throws it at police officers.
In the Northwest side of Chicago Wednesday morning, March 15 2006, police were summoned to a naked man smashing car windows and breaking into a house. About a half dozen police officers responded and were confronted by Jakub Fik, 33 years-old, naked and bleeding.

Fik began throwing knives at the police officers and…his penis. He ran back into the empty house and grabbed more knives at which time the police then tasered Fik. The police then summoned paramedics who took Fik to Northwestern Memorial Hospital where they proceeded to reattach Fik’s penis. Paramedic stated that Fik explained to them that he was distraught about problems he was having with his girlfriend who was still living in Poland.

Fik was charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District who taserd Fik. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital successfully reattached his penis, which was placed on ice. Associate Professor of Urology of the University of Chicago said that severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works as long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:32:21 AM EDT
DUPE
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:32:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
DUPE



+1
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:33:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2006 11:34:03 AM EDT by JohnTheTexican]
Why do people insist on repeatedly saying DUPE?
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:33:51 AM EDT
That story makes my wee wee hurt.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:34:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:
Why do people insist on repeatedly saying DUPE?



Because we can.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:35:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:35:18 AM EDT
at least give a link

you dupe dopes
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:35:27 AM EDT
Reminds me when a gun is empty on TV they throw it at them. Girlfriend and him were having problems, Hmmmm, Do the math
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:35:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:
The other thread: www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=446695



damn! got beat by 15 seconds!!


ibtl
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:36:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2006 11:36:41 AM EDT by XDBACKUPGUN]

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
at least give a link

you dupe dopes



That is



IBTL

Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:37:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2006 11:37:57 AM EDT by adair_usmc]

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:
The other thread: www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=446695



damn! got beat by 15 seconds!!


ibtl




You are slipping. There was a time where you would have been first, no matter what.


IBTL
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:42:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:42:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:
Why do people insist on repeatedly saying DUPE?



+1

I searched and didn't find any identical thread...sorry.


IMO you "DUPE" Nazi's need to find another hobby...

PS: I'm heading to the gunshop.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:43:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JB_Metal:

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:
Why do people insist on repeatedly saying DUPE?



+1

I searched and didn't find any identical thread...sorry.


IMO you "DUPE" Nazi's need to find another hobby...

PS: I'm heading to the gunshop.



You should have searched for "wiener". You would have found it then.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:47:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2006 11:58:58 AM EDT by JB_Metal]

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By JB_Metal:

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:
Why do people insist on repeatedly saying DUPE?



+1

I searched and didn't find any identical thread...sorry.


IMO you "DUPE" Nazi's need to find another hobby...

PS: I'm heading to the gunshop.



You should have searched for "wiener". You would have found it then.




Yep - that was the problem, it seems the original poster didn't follow the news article's use of the word "penis" in the thread title...he made up his own.

I also should have figured that someone here would have had a 2 day old story up here....three days ago.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:48:24 AM EDT
I can just imagine a video of this guy throwing it set to the Platoon theme...


Link Posted: 3/19/2006 11:55:42 AM EDT
Painful dupe.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 1:42:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:
Why do people insist on repeatedly saying DUPE?



Same as IBTL......To increase post count, of course.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 1:44:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Painful dupe.



Yes. But he STILL gets FREE insanity plea!
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 1:44:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Painful dupe.


Very painful.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 1:44:14 PM EDT
ibtl to say.. there should be a dupe specific forum..
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 1:46:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By st0newall:
there should be a dupe specific forum..



+1

­



Link Posted: 3/19/2006 1:49:48 PM EDT
He already threw is several days ago!
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 1:53:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
He already threw is several days ago!



lol
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 2:01:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2006 2:01:49 PM EDT by tc6969]
I think youve already figured it out by now!
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 2:05:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2006 2:05:54 PM EDT by tc6969]
I think youve already figured it out by now!
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