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Posted: 3/18/2006 4:01:08 PM EDT
Today, at the local 7-11 I actually heard a youngster say 'Cheese it, the cops!'(clerk had apparently called the LEOs on them for being some kind of PITA)

That saying was old when I was a boy, and my dad once told me that he had heard it since he was little.

What other sayings are timeless?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:04:26 PM EDT
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart....
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:07:28 PM EDT
"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:15:00 PM EDT
How about something for the grammar nazis?


Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."



Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:18:53 PM EDT
Every man dies.. Not every man truly lives!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:19:46 PM EDT
"SHIT!"
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:21:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GunnyG:
How about something for the grammar nazis?


Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."






Isn't "jackoff" one word?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:22:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 4:24:04 PM EDT by Carter226]
Dumber than a coal bucket

Up shit creek without a paddle

Colder than a witches titty

Ill think of a few more.

ETA: Queer'er than a football bat
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:24:09 PM EDT
Colder than a well digger's ass.

Tighter than a knats ass.

Tighter than Dicks hatband.

Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:24:54 PM EDT
He's a couple of tacos short of a combination plate.

Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:25:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By GunnyG:
How about something for the grammar nazis?


Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."






Isn't "jackoff" one word?



Only when it is used as a noun, i.e., "He's such a jackoff". Otherwise, it's a verb.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:28:11 PM EDT
He's windier than a bag of assholes.

Fucked up like a soup sandwich.

Hornier than a three peckered billygoat.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:28:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Today, at the local 7-11 I actually heard a youngster say 'Cheese it, the cops!'


Were the kids wearing a pinstriped suit and a fedora?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:29:10 PM EDT
I gotta piss like a race horse
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:30:18 PM EDT
The worst piece of pie I ever had was OUTSTANDING!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:34:36 PM EDT
More than one way to skin a cat...

Let the cat outta the bag...

Curiousity killed the cat...
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:35:50 PM EDT

Benjamin Disraeli:

"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct."



Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:38:27 PM EDT
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:39:03 PM EDT

Three can keep a secret if two are dead
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:14:26 PM EDT
"Fuck it"



No Expert
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:18:28 PM EDT
"that son of a bitch down the street is gonna get it"

do i win?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:15:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Today, at the local 7-11 I actually heard a youngster say 'Cheese it, the cops!'


Were the kids wearing a pinstriped suit and a fedora?





God, they probably should have. Either that or a dark sweatshirt and a snap brim cap.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:20:03 PM EDT
i think the word "Cool" has been the most timeless slang term ever. it's as widely in use with my 5yo cousin's generation as with my generation (i'm 22) as with my dad and grandfather's generations
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:29:25 PM EDT
"..........and this too shall pass.................."

"I am so hungry I could eat the northern end of a south bound skunk."

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:35:10 PM EDT
Best thing since sliced bread.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:38:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 6:39:33 PM EDT by alaman]
Even a blind hog sometimes finds an acorn

A glock is as good as ...?
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