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Posted: 3/17/2006 4:15:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:17:09 PM EDT
nicely done!

it's a good thing he left.... he needed to get his jerky ready to sell at the gun show the next day
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:18:32 PM EDT
I predict that you will die in your sleep tonight. You shouldn't have embarrassed a SEAL like that!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:19:26 PM EDT
Back in 'Nam he would've chosen option #4 and kicked your ass.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:19:28 PM EDT
did you make sure his tab at the bar was LOCKED?

Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:20:03 PM EDT
Chuck Norris is proud of you.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:21:19 PM EDT
I have to know what others said afterwards
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:22:38 PM EDT
Good lord!!!

1595 posts since February 2006!

Did you get suspended from school?
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:22:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Maxwell71:
I have to know what others said afterwards



They probably hate him for killing their god.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:24:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:24:16 PM EDT
Ask him what color the boat house was. I have no idea what the answer is, but apparently neither do the posers.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:26:41 PM EDT
Why didn't you just get him banned. It would have been a lot less dramatic, yet more effective.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:27:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 4:27:45 PM EDT by MaddMan]
Hey asshole just because my work/swim buddy/class number and BDUS is classified does not mean i am not a SEAL i just preferred to deescalate the situation like they tought me as a SEAL.

gota run the jerky is done.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:27:21 PM EDT
Bravo!!

-White Horse
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:30:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:32:00 PM EDT
My father was a NAVY SEAL...actually UDT/CBI.. the precursers to the seals teams in the 40's. He never speaks of it unless prodded my myself. Hes 81. Wanted me to "see the world" as a seal.........Fuck that! I considered the pay grade for the experiance. Fuck that again 25yrs later! I see them pushing it on TV. By them you'all know whom I mean.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:32:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Ask him what color the boat house was. I have no idea what the answer is, but apparently neither do the posers.



Right.

If he guesses the correct color for the one at Hereford, ask him what color the one at Hurlburt is.

BC
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:42:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:
I got invited to go to after work to a hole in the wall shithole by some of the blue collar production guys that I work with.

And I got to meet a REAL NAVY SEAL!

His name was Frank and He was a LEGEND in that bar!






Ahem. I used to know a "Frank" who was indeed a SEAL & he moved from TN to FL. What did this one do for a living, if I may ask? Or, what did he look like?

FWIW, my "Frank" never bragged or mentioned being a SEAL until you really pulled it out of him. Low key guy, nice as all get out, as well.

Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:53:20 PM EDT
It is easier to just ask what he will pretend to know.

" What SOG group were you with? What year?" Then when they tell you 34, and 1989 you know you can call bullshit.

My favorite is the 300lb Recon Marine at the gunshows...... Ummm OK
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:56:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:00:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DasRonin:
Good lord!!!

1595 posts since February 2006!

Did you get suspended from school?



Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:01:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mags:
My father was a NAVY SEAL...actually UDT/CBI.. the precursers to the seals teams in the 40's. He never speaks of it unless prodded my myself. Hes 81. Wanted me to "see the world" as a seal.........Fuck that! I considered the pay grade for the experiance. Fuck that again 25yrs later! I see them pushing it on TV. By them you'all know whom I mean.



My Dad joined up after high-school for WWII... Served in the 409th Infantry... Never mentions it unless I ask, only recently learned he was injured pretty bad by a tree burst at the Battle of the Bulge... He will be 83 this year... Also never knew he had a Bronze Star, until I found it while looking for something at their house I had as a kid (They never throw anything away).

That was the 'Greatest Generation' IMHO... No bragging, no spinning hubcaps on their cars, no ear-rings, no 'look-at-me', just did the job that had to be done and did it very well and moved on with their lives..
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:05:23 PM EDT
That sounds a lot like DThor in San Antonio.

Some of the old timers here may remember that idiot.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:05:51 PM EDT
Good job man! I outed a civilian co-worker and made him apologize to the crew for being a lying shitbag!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:09:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Ask him what color the boat house was. I have no idea what the answer is, but apparently neither do the posers.



Thats British SAS. Hereford, England
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:10:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 5:10:45 PM EDT by jbombelli]
I used to be a Navy Seal. You can tell because I have a pot belly, and I always brag about it. All details are classified, I am not permitted to discuss anything related to anything. If you try to drag it out of me, I will make up a bunch of lies so you will think I am lying. That way, I get to keep my cover intact.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:12:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Ask him what color the boat house was. I have no idea what the answer is, but apparently neither do the posers.



Right.

If he guesses the correct color for the one at Hereford, ask him what color the one at Hurlburt is.
BC



If he guesses the correct color of the one at Hereford, he's STILL wrong, because it isn't at Hereford any more.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:20:19 PM EDT
It is sad when they have to do this to make themselves look like they have a penis. I know too many ass-clowns who wish they had served and make up for it with BS stories and all. A 71L who serves honorably has higher regard in my book any day! At least they served!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:22:48 PM EDT
In my town we have a short, fat guy bragging he was SEAL (or Spec ops, depends what day it is.) and captured by the Iraqs and tortured. He's a laugh riot. He may have been in the service, the only torture he endured was being late to the chow line.


Yea, he was a SEAL, stationed at Seaworld.................
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:25:29 PM EDT
this thread is the best!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:28:51 PM EDT
Totally owned.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:36:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:
#3 I'm gonna slap you off that stool and kick the living dog shit out of you! RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!

He went for option 1



What if he kicked your ass in front of everyone???
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:36:57 PM EDT
Posers suck!

I met a few SEALs in my lifetime , I actually saw one dismantle 3 bikers in a bar one night.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:09:40 PM EDT
I thought you got married??? Why still posting?
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:13:06 PM EDT
Didn't even know what BUDS was? Jesus, they talk about that on TLC and Discovery constantly when they profile the SEALS.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:15:25 PM EDT
There is a guy like this where I work...

He was a Marine. They liked him so much that right out of Marine Boot, they sent him to train with the Navy SEAL COBRA team... as a Sniper, no less.

He fondly remembers his "reptile suit" which heated up in cold weather and cooled down in hot weather. He took it home with him, but tragically it burned up in a fire. I think there may also have been a boat accident involved...

He also swears that the military issue SEAL boots were made by Doc Martin.

Did I mention that he still has his Generation 8 NVGs?
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:16:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HennyBogan:
I thought you got married??? Why still posting?



who? me?

ya, i got married. doesnt mean i dont post anymore.

and the only REAL SEAL that i have ever met was an INSTRUCTOR at BUD/S. He has the pictures (and scars) to back it up too. Most soft spoken unassuming guy I have ever met.

If they have bullshit comming out of their ears they were NOT SEALS, end of discusson.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:19:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bud:
That sounds a lot like DThor in San Antonio.

Some of the old timers here may remember that idiot.



Sure do- his major outing was here at ARFCOM. Definitely had his "brokeback moment" here....
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:19:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CitizenSoldier:
Good job man! I outed a civilian co-worker and made him apologize to the crew for being a lying shitbag!



Do go on.....
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:20:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HennyBogan:
I thought you got married??? Why still posting?




Why do you care?



What does SEAL stand for.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:21:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 7:26:09 PM EDT by pale_pony]
Get them with their "team number" too...most people don't know that even numbered Teams 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, are stationed on the east coast (Little Creek) and odd numbered Teams 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, are stationed on the west coast (Coronado).
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:25:21 PM EDT
there should be a www.peoplethatthinktheyweresecretagentmen.com




There's a "SEAL" at every gym. If they only new what a dis-service they were doing.............
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:27:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 7:28:24 PM EDT by pale_pony]

Originally Posted By TeufelHunden:
there should be a www.peoplethatthinktheyweresecretagentmen.com




There's a "SEAL" at every gym. If they only new what a dis-service they were doing.............



There is!!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:29:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:29:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 7:32:10 PM EDT by readytorock556]
You should try to post his name on the seal Wall of Shame. When I was going through training at BUD/s the worst thing that could ever happen is for some ass wade try to pass themselves off as a froggy. And no I did not make it, Hoo Yah 198!

Impersonating a SEAL is like the ultimate sin!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:38:42 PM EDT
You owned him.

I think I met a real SEAL once.

He was an out of work truck driver doing temp work for us one summer. My supervisor was always going off on how Everett was a SEAL. Thing is, I'm pretty sure the supe is a poseur. 101st and 82nd ABN from 'Nam to around Grenada. All kinds of stories and purple hearts and such. The usual red flags just about every time he opens his mouth. But that's a different story.

Anyways, Ev was very physically fit, was in the Navy and proud of it. But he never onced mentioned wether or not he was a SEAL or not. But there were no "red flags" surrounding him. So maybe, just maybe. <shrug>
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 8:36:01 PM EDT
I had a guy come to work for me when I was roofing in '90. he said he needed a job and was recommended by a church. He said he was a SEAL and had been injured in Granada by a grenade.
I thouht it was funny that the heat was getting to him bad. It was about 90 degrees up there but I was OK.
He never came back from lunch on the first day, and I was paying cash daily.
I'm a big boy, but he was a tub of guts. I laughed my ass off at the idea of outworking a "SEAL". Dumb bastard!
The guy who taught me to SCUBA dive in '68 was an ex-Navy diver. I don't think I could have outworked him on a bet, even when he was about 40 and I was a 17 year old weightlifter. He never talked about his service except to teach us safety he had learned diving and some techniques. He would answer questions but would downplay what he did.
I think it comes down to those who did being modest about what they did and braggarts being full of shit.
Jim
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:10:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Ask him what color the boat house was. I have no idea what the answer is, but apparently neither do the posers.



I always figured there wasn't one, thus any answer was wrong. Like asking hockey poser who won the 2005 Stanley Cup.....
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:17:08 PM EDT
Whatever happened to that fake Marine scout sniper "colonel" on rometotalrealism? Does anyone here remember that shit?
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:37:38 PM EDT
So, you've met Frank, the C-thru-C-O.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:43:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
nicely done!

it's a good thing he left.... he needed to get his jerky ready to sell at the gun show the next day

Hey I know that guy that sells jerky at the gun shows here in Florida, he stopped bothering me about 3 years ago.
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