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Posted: 3/17/2006 10:48:10 AM EDT
GENETICISTS have identified Ireland’s most successful alpha male. As many as one in 12 Irish men could be descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages, a 5th-century warlord, according to research conducted at Trinity College Dublin.
Niall, who was head of the most powerful dynasty
www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2091-1986072,00.html
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:00:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Colltt:
GENETICISTS have identified Ireland’s most successful alpha male. As many as one in 12 Irish men could be descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages, a 5th-century warlord, according to research conducted at Trinity College Dublin.
Niall, who was head of the most powerful dynasty
www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2091-1986072,00.html




fer·tile (fûr'tl)
adj.

1. Capable of conceiving and bearing young.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:02:57 AM EDT
that's a lot of copulating to generate those stats!

High five to Niall.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:08:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hipster:

Originally Posted By Colltt:
GENETICISTS have identified Ireland’s most successful alpha male. As many as one in 12 Irish men could be descended from Niall of the Nine Hostages, a 5th-century warlord, according to research conducted at Trinity College Dublin.
Niall, who was head of the most powerful dynasty
www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2091-1986072,00.html




fer·tile (fûr'tl)
adj.

1. Capable of conceiving and bearing young.



I believe the word he was looking for was either virility or fecundity if you prefer. Good on ole Niall anyway.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:16:03 AM EDT

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:17:35 AM EDT
...Its good to be king Warlord
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:18:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 11:20:20 AM EDT by BillofRights]
Yeah, but then Ted Kennedy was borne, and ole Niall retroactivily lost all of his man-points.
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