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Posted: 3/17/2006 10:32:17 AM EDT
The Without Remorse thread got me thinking. Clark is/was the first modern ficticious ass kicker so who would win?

Jack Baur or John Clark?


Would be a kick ass movie if both of them teamed up to kill bad people
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:33:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:36:41 AM EDT
John Kelly/Clark, no question.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:38:10 AM EDT
This the Clark from Clancy's books? If so, he'd destroy Bauer.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:39:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Blaster3094:
John Kelly/Clark, no question.




+1
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:39:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
This the Clark from Clancy's books? If so, he'd destroy Bauer.




easily. he would make bauer his bitch. them maybe put him in a hyperbaric chamber......oh wait, did i spoil the book?
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:40:05 AM EDT
BAUER!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:40:17 AM EDT
Chuck would win, even tough he isn't even in the fight. Now that's a bad ass!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:40:43 AM EDT
Chuck Norris

Clark would win though, Bauer wouldnt stand a chance. He had better hope that Clark doesnt have a decompression chamber nearby.....
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:41:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Blaster3094:
John Kelly/Clark, no question.



Big +1 on that.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:41:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:44:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By Blaster3094:
John Kelly/Clark, no question.




+1



+2
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:45:18 AM EDT
Clark for sure. Just finished Without Remorse a few weeks ago.

That dude is a baaa-aaad man.

(I think Bauer would put up a good fight, make no mistake, but Clark would end up winning)

Oooh, what a great idea for the next season of 24: One well trained bad guy stalks Bauer for one entire day.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:47:21 AM EDT
It would be pretty cool if the next episode of 24 started with. Mr. Bauer, we are bringing in someone from the CIA. Meet Mr. Clark
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:48:48 AM EDT
Who???



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Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:59:49 AM EDT
Clark, without breaking a sweat.

Jack gets pwned about two to four times per season.
That's two to four times in one day.
Hell, Robocop pwned him twice in one episode/hour.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:22:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 11:25:49 AM EDT by Alien]
Jack is badass but he did get owned in a 1 on 1 fight by the head field agent in Season 4 in the like the second episode. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO AGAINST ME JACK!" Too bad that guy got taken out by a cheapshot by that terrorist.

I think the problem is Jack is just getting old. He kicks major ass but the reality of the situation is that he's 40+ years old. John Clark was like in his late 20s in that book. If Jack Bauer was in his late 20's or early 30's, it might be a bit more even.

Rest assured when Jack catches up to Robocop, ROBO IS GOIN' DOWN!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:24:54 AM EDT
TV is rotting your brains
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:26:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:44:23 AM EDT
Jack Bauer is just a cover name for Mr. clark.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:46:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:
Chuck would win, even tough he isn't even in the fight. Now that's a bad ass!



+1

Chuck's already beaten them before it started.

HH
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:51:25 AM EDT
Clark. He'd kick ass without even looking up from his newspaper.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:59:49 AM EDT
Yes, I think that the Marines would be a SWAT team.

Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:01:27 PM EDT
Mr. Clark, easy.
He doesn't rely on an umbilical cord to keep him updated about events.
Mr. Clark does his own intel work.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:22:59 PM EDT
Jack Bauer would bring a picture of Chuck and Clark would shit himself to death. However, Jack would accidentally look at the picture himself and suffer the same fate.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:39:47 PM EDT
Remo Williams would kick BOTH those sissy asses
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:40:59 PM EDT
Actually...I think we all know the real reason Mr. Clark would win.
He uses a 1911...nuff said.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:41:54 PM EDT
According to Google Fight Clark wins.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:44:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Actually...I think we all know the real reason Mr. Clark would win.
He uses a 1911...nuff said.



Your right.....

Though for kicks I chose Glock vs 1911...The 1911 wins!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:52:48 PM EDT
John Clark easily, he invented "badass"
Have a link to the "Without Remorse thread"?
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