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Posted: 3/17/2006 10:23:30 AM EDT
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:31:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:32:52 AM EDT
You may be correct!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:39:40 AM EDT

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


LOL.....you've found the critical missing link in health studies. Now Arfcom minds just need to develop a pill, [uuhhhmm] I mean supplement........
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:42:29 AM EDT
Nice correlation.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:50:59 AM EDT
WOW. Never thought about it.

I don't speak any other languages.


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Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:56:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 10:56:59 AM EDT by SC_00_05]

Originally Posted By piccolo:

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


Except that in England they probably suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:01:11 AM EDT
I think we need to eat MORE red wine to wash down the fat.

or it could be watching TV


or it's Bush's fault.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:03:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:04:34 AM EDT
I watch what I eat and drink very closely, just before it goes into my mouth.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:16:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:28:12 AM EDT
Hmmm i speak German, so i can tell my doctor to foad and quit telling me to loose weight.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:35:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.





But the only other language I know is Phfrench.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:38:54 AM EDT
More than likely comes down to stress level:

The Japanese had 2 nuclear bombs dropped on them. World Domination ah forget about it.

The Mexican have nothing to loose.

The Chinese will increase their hart attack levels as the become industrialized.

The Italians just do not care, they’ll scream at you for no reason and go along their merry way.

The Germans, well dang how many wars have they lost?

We American’s, we screwed!!! There is no food here, we have AIDS, can you ensure peace in Europe forever, we have Apartheid, we need this from you, we need that from you, we only like you if you do this, we hate you if you do that. What do we get…heart attacks, It’s a CONSPERICY I TELL YOU!!!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:49:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SC_00_05:

Originally Posted By piccolo:

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English American is apparently what kills you.


Except that in England they probably suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:00:13 PM EDT
Naw its just wealth that kills us.

Excess of things because we can.

Other countries would be in the same situation if they country was like ours.
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