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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:05:19 PM EDT
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."

Link Posted: 3/17/2006 3:52:37 AM EDT
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BTT for the day crew.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:20:58 AM EDT
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I liked it!

No Expert
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:27:15 AM EDT
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Thanks for a morning giggle
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:41:20 AM EDT
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hahahahaha
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:22:11 AM EDT
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ahhhh, the funnyness of youth
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:27:48 AM EDT
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I resembled that joke... 20+ years ago.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:31:18 AM EDT
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This thread is worthless without pics!  
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:20:58 PM EDT
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This thread is worthless without pics!  



Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:33:31 PM EDT
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Thanks!  I'll be sure to pass that one along!


-K
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 3:49:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/17/2006 8:33:29 PM EDT
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Woody
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Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:33:45 AM EDT
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I saw a similar joke acted out in a video a friend of mine had years ago.  Just searched:  It's called "Can I Do it 'Till I Need Glasses?"

Here's another one from the movie:

Three shabby looking guys are sitting on the steps of an apartment admiring a couple of nice cars parked nearby.

The first guy says, "I should marry a rich woman so I can buy one of those nice Cadillacs."

The second guy says, "I should rob a bank so I can buy one of those fast Porsches."

The third guy says, "I wish I could give really good blowjobs."

The other two look at him like WTF?

Then he says, "Cause my sister does, and she owns both those cars!"

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:48:02 AM EDT
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Quoted:
I saw a similar joke acted out in a video a friend of mine had years ago.  Just searched:  It's called "Can I Do it 'Till I Need Glasses?"

Here's another one from the movie:

Three shabby looking guys are sitting on the steps of an apartment admiring a couple of nice cars parked nearby.

The first guy says, "I should marry a rich woman so I can buy one of those nice Cadillacs."

The second guy says, "I should rob a bank so I can buy one of those fast Porsches."

The third guy says, "I wish I could give really good blowjobs."

The other two look at him like WTF?

Then he says, "Cause my sister does, and she owns both those cars!"





Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:47:52 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
I saw a similar joke acted out in a video a friend of mine had years ago.  Just searched:  It's called "Can I Do it 'Till I Need Glasses?"

Here's another one from the movie:

Three shabby looking guys are sitting on the steps of an apartment admiring a couple of nice cars parked nearby.

The first guy says, "I should marry a rich woman so I can buy one of those nice Cadillacs."

The second guy says, "I should rob a bank so I can buy one of those fast Porsches."

The third guy says, "I wish I could give really good blowjobs."

The other two look at him like WTF?

Then he says, "Cause my sister does, and she owns both those cars!"








Funny +   alot.
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