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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:16:00 AM EDT
What about a SHTF situation with Evil Clowns!





I only hope my FAL and Sig p220 are powerful enough.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:18:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:19:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:20:06 AM EDT
Simple:


Evil clowns are a figment of your juvenile imagination.

Zombies are real.

BC
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:20:48 AM EDT
Don't forget MIMES
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:21:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Don't forget MIMES



Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:21:29 AM EDT
And "Mutant Clown Bikers" just doesn't have the same ring to it...
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:21:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Commando223:
What about a SHTF situation with Evil Clowns!




Bring it on clowns!
I have a stockpile of cream pies in my basement.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:21:52 AM EDT
Because only pussies are afraid of clowns, and you can easily kill many at once just by blowing up their car.

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:22:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Don't forget MIMES




Mimes are harmless and they make poor targets, what with always being trapped in invisible boxes and whatnot.


No challenge.



BC
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:23:30 AM EDT
Midgets
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:23:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:24:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:
Midgets



Midget Zombies or midget clowns?


BC
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:25:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:
Midgets



Midget Zombies or midget clowns?


BC



Midget Zombie Clowns on motorcycles
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:28:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GerberSchwintz:

Midget Zombie Clowns on motorcycles



Coming soon to the SciFi Channel
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:28:38 AM EDT
Clowns aren't a problem. All you have to do is pop their nose.

Didn't any of you see Killer Klowns from Outer Space?

That big red nose makes a perfect target, and even if it isn't the Nose that kills them, you've still got the automatic Headshot, which would take them out if they were just a zombie in clown makeup.

Go for the nose and you can't lose!

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:29:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GryphonX:
Clowns aren't a problem. All you have to do is pop their nose.

Didn't any of you see Killer Klowns from Outer Space?

That big red nose makes a perfect target, and even if it isn't the Nose that kills them, you've still got the automatic Headshot, which would take them out if they were just a zombie in clown makeup.

Go for the nose and you can't lose!




Damn you beat me to it...
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:29:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/16/2006 8:30:17 AM EDT by Commando223]

Originally Posted By GryphonX:
Clowns aren't a problem. All you have to do is pop their nose.

Didn't any of you see Killer Klowns from Outer Space?



LOL that movie SUCKED I didnt think anyone else had seen it.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:30:03 AM EDT

IIRC there was a zombie clown in Land of the Dead. It was one of the zombies that killed the young guy hiding in the shack on the waterfront at night.

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:30:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/16/2006 8:30:33 AM EDT by BlueCrusader]

Originally Posted By Thuban:

Originally Posted By GerberSchwintz:

Midget Zombie Clowns on motorcycles



Coming soon to the SciFi Channel



The prospect of having to watch that frightens me.



BC
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 8:33:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:

Originally Posted By Thuban:

Originally Posted By GerberSchwintz:

Midget Zombie Clowns on motorcycles



Coming soon to the SciFi Channel



The prospect of having to watch that frightens me.



BC



argghhhh. My nightmare realized!
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 9:25:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
IIRC there was a zombie clown in Land of the Dead. It was one of the zombies that killed the young guy hiding in the shack on the waterfront at night.




Yes, I thought the zombie clown was cool! That guy was too stupid to go on living anyway.

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