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Posted: 3/16/2006 7:18:41 AM EDT
Any one else get a good laugh at that tactical turd on the cover of SGN wearing neon green tiger striped facepaint, 3 diferent camo patterens and thoese supper tactical gloves....MEGA MALL NINJA- I've seen more convincing airsoft dress up.

i was embarassed for that dude, hope it wasn't any of you guys.

BTW Migal Kalashnicovs artical on Ugene Stoner was a good read
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:21:33 AM EDT
You can't start a topic like this and not post a pic.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:27:14 AM EDT
Which issue?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:30:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
You can't start a topic like this and not post a pic.



+1
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:34:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
You can't start a topic like this and not post a pichr


+1

+2
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:34:37 AM EDT
TTIWWOP
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:35:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/16/2006 7:36:28 AM EDT by A-nus]
OK OK .. hang on


Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:36:08 AM EDT
This issue??!!!

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:37:14 AM EDT
What month/year is that?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:51:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cheaptrickfan:
This issue??!!!

i2.tinypic.com/rjjdd0.jpg




You're right!

That's ubertactical.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:53:37 AM EDT
Tiger Stripe is so cool.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:54:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Tiger Stripe is so cool.



Obviously, why else would the AF go to it.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:56:39 AM EDT
Doh!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:26:06 AM EDT


I keep reading posts about mall ninjas, can someone give me one sentence definition to identify one?


thanks.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:31:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MauserMark:

I keep reading posts about mall ninjas, can someone give me one sentence definition to identify one?


thanks.



Go here
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:35:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By A-nus:
OK OK .. hang on


www.shotgunnews.com/previewissue.jpg




Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:36:17 AM EDT
The dew-rag, neon face paint combo is terrifying!

That guy doesn't need a gun....nobody could possibly survive the visual terror.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:42:15 AM EDT
My favorite part is the fishnet tac gloves from tapco. you have to see the spread, the guy is rolling around on the ground, hiding behind bushes, it is so awesomely terible you just have to laugh!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:43:08 AM EDT
I have seen actaul camo paint that color. The brits used it for a while. I do believe that color was used by the UDT during the Vietnam era as wel as with the uniform. So it is not as far fetched as it may seem.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:43:45 AM EDT
Wow. I bet somewhere, at a gun show this weekend, he will be offering beef jerky for sale and regaling potential customers about his secret missions that 'are still classified'.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:43:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:51:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:52:46 AM EDT
They used my pic....finally! I'm famous!!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:53:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By resistor:
They used my pic....finally! I'm famous!!!



nice gloves
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:58:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lester_Burnham:

Originally Posted By resistor:
They used my pic....finally! I'm famous!!!



nice gloves



Maybe he's got the stockings to go with 'em!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:59:13 AM EDT
Once did an M-35A2 in tigerstripe,kids loved it,the motorpool,not so much(the flat black was actually gloss).
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 8:35:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kato4moto:

Originally Posted By Lester_Burnham:

Originally Posted By resistor:
They used my pic....finally! I'm famous!!!



nice gloves



Maybe he's got the stockings to go with 'em!



A-HA! Busted again! Waterproof socks at that!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:02:16 AM EDT
From the original Mall Ninja Site-

"If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you REALLY need to come up with a Plan B.”

Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:57:28 AM EDT
When an ARFCOMMER says airsofters do a better job AT ANYTHING you know someone really fucked up bad...
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 12:14:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ironoxbows:

Originally Posted By MauserMark:

I keep reading posts about mall ninjas, can someone give me one sentence definition to identify one?


thanks.



Go here




I love reading the exploits of the Mall Ninja!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 1:10:19 PM EDT
If they would have made the guy take off the gloves, were LBE, and roll around in the mud a bit it would have been OKay.

Stoners and Tigerstripes are cool in the right context.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 2:48:02 PM EDT
What's the point of putting on cool tiger stripe camo if no one can see it?
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 3:00:16 PM EDT
Looks like springtime-in-the-jungle colors. Kinda bright for the mall, though.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 3:05:12 PM EDT
No, no, it's the leading edge of his force continuum. His uber-tactical persona is the visual equivalent of racking a shotgun. Game over, man, game over!!

CO
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