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Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:38:32 PM EDT
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Did any of y'all hear Rush talk about the guy who died from having a ruptured colin after he paid someone to have a horse pork him in the cornhole?  OUCH!



Now you know why I never became a doctor.

"So, Mr. Davis....How did you rupture your anus again?...........Mhmmm.........Ah.......I see.......Well, Mr. Davis, did it ever occour to you that getting humped by Flicka's big brother was a bad idea, or that perhaps the human anatomy is ill suited to copulation with a large horse?"
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:40:20 PM EDT
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If it was anything other than kiddie porn, I MIGHT have a problem with that.


You hire them to fix your computer, not preach how you should live your life.



Having worked on many a porn laden computer, I have yet to "preach" to someone about how they live their life. But I do handle them with latex gloves on....

Computer fixers don't just call people and tell them that there is porn on your computer. But if there is kiddie porn on your machine, they WILL call the cops.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:44:50 PM EDT
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PC service is one thing i DO NOT miss. I am not a bashful person and i have seen sexual shit on peoples computer that made me want to hurl.

there are some VERY sick peolpe in this world.



Yes there are.

Bestiality has to be the worst.



I have to disagree.......  Clearly, there's got to be nothing more mentally fucked up, as finding a child sexually attractive.

Like I said in anoter post here, you wanna fuck a sheep ? have at it......  Yeah, it's fuckin nasty, but you're not ruining an innocent child's life, forever......

Kiddy porn lovers should be eviscerated........ period.


Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:03:18 PM EDT
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If you ever have any belief that you may have accidentally come across illegal porn report the site here:

asacp.org
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:15:28 PM EDT
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Considering we have had members take up for registered sex offenders and child abusers in the last few days, I am waiting for someone to tell us why kiddie porn is no one else's business.



I'm waiting for the pro-druggies' famous  line  applied to child pornography: "What harm can looking at a little kiddie porn in my garage cause?"



Instead, wait for a rational metaphor to pop into your empty head. Use the extra time to memorize Gilligan's Island scripts.



Pot killed my memory.

Dude, where's my car?


Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:21:58 PM EDT
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I have to disagree.......  Clearly, there's got to be nothing more mentally fucked up, as finding a child sexually attractive.

Like I said in anoter post here, you wanna fuck a sheep ? have at it......  Yeah, it's fuckin nasty, but you're not ruining an innocent child's life, forever......

Kiddy porn lovers should be eviscerated........ period.



I was speaking of FINDING the porn.

There is nothing worse than working on a computer and finding pictures of some dude.....doing things..........with a horse...........gak.

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:24:05 PM EDT
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Child porn needs to go



Here is the problem that investigaters are becoming concerned about, computer graphics that are so real they are almost lifelike. These sickos will be able to create images that look like child porn but will not be pics of actual real existing children.



I'm not advocating it at all!  Just saying.  At least with computer graphic generated images there is not a real child being exploited.  It does not piss me off as much.  Still not right though.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:33:13 PM EDT
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Did any of y'all hear Rush talk about the guy who died from having a ruptured colin after he paid someone to have a horse pork him in the cornhole?  OUCH!



Now you know why I never became a doctor.

"So, Mr. Davis....How did you rupture your anus again?...........Mhmmm.........Ah.......I see.......Well, Mr. Davis, did it ever occour to you that getting humped by Flicka's big brother was a bad idea, or that perhaps the human anatomy is ill suited to copulation with a large horse?"




you put it better than I would have.


So, Mr Davis.... what are you here for? HOLY SHIT, what happend? You....what!?!?!?!? As I am removing the latex gloves, You are one sick fucker, I hope you like what you go FOAD you POS pervert!!  
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:44:30 PM EDT
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Nobody can really prove who put a file on a computer and when.  For all anyone knows, the file could have been placed there by the computer geek fixing the computer.  Don't BS me about dates in the file properties.  I wasn't born yesterday.  



Yeah, but possession's 99% of the law so the phrase goes.  If it's your computer, your porn, it's yours! Control your computer!



Your wrong its 9/10ths of the law so it's only like 90%.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:45:51 PM EDT
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PC service is one thing i DO NOT miss. I am not a bashful person and i have seen sexual shit on peoples computer that made me want to hurl.

there are some VERY sick peolpe in this world.



Yes there are.

Bestiality has to be the worst.

 

Ever seen a video of a guy masturbating with steel wool?   How about one of some chick slitting a guy's penis with a razor blade?

Work vice sometime.  You'll never look at a frozen chicken the same way again.

Nope but I saw a pic of a guy with a bannana stuck up his ass.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:40:29 PM EDT
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Can you imagine what would have happened if they saw pics of the gun collections that some of us have?

He definitely did the right thing.



Hello police? This is Bob Fooberman at Fooberman Computer Repair. I have a laptop here that is loaded with pictures of weapons. What kind of weapons? Guns. Lots and lots of guns. What kind? There appear to be a lot of handguns and a bunch of bigger guns too...Some of them look like M-16s. You are sending an officer by to take a look? Great.

*Officer walks in*

Are these the pictures you called about citizen Fooberman? Okay....lets see......Bushmaster AR-15, M1 Garand, Walther PP handgun.......All this stuff is legal. Yes, seriously. There are no laws against owning firearms or pictures of firearms. All these gun pictures are perfectly legal. Have a nice day, citizen Fooberman.

*Officer leaves*

I imagine that's pretty much how it would go. Except the police probably wouldn't go that far in checking things out.

See, owning and posessing firearms isn't a crime. Neither is posessing pictures of firearms. Kiddie porn pictures, on the other hand, ARE a crime to own or posess, and merely finding them on a computer is probable cause to begin a criminal investigation.  



Cops are a lot dumber then they apear to be.





Ohh SO IBTShitstorm  




So are 13 year old kids, apparently......  Appear is spelled with TWO p's and it's thAn, not thEn


Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:53:18 PM EDT
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If it was anything other than kiddie porn, I MIGHT have a problem with that.


You hire them to fix your computer, not preach how you should live your life.



Having worked on many a porn laden computer, I have yet to "preach" to someone about how they live their life. But I do handle them with latex gloves on....

Computer fixers don't just call people and tell them that there is porn on your computer. But if there is kiddie porn on your machine, they WILL call the cops.




Ohh, I know...... one of my side jobs for years has been doing exactly that, plus installing home networks for very rich people back home, as well as my regular old electrical work.  Doing service work almost exclusively, I had a large base of regular customers.  Many of whom didn't know who to call to do such things..... You know, the "more money, less common sense" types...... It worked out quite nicely for my boss and me, as we had an easy sell on extremely easy, well paying work.

And I've seen some weird stuff too.......  Just never any kiddy porn, thank God......  

I have absolutely NO reservations about it at all.  Their ass would have been turned in, in a new york minute.

I guess 'preaching ' wasn't a good word....  But still, They're paying me to fix their messes...  Not to impart MY morality onto them....  That's basically what I meant.

I think my first reply in this thread, pretty much sums up how I feel about kiddy porn scumbags.......


Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:58:13 PM EDT
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I have to disagree.......  Clearly, there's got to be nothing more mentally fucked up, as finding a child sexually attractive.

Like I said in anoter post here, you wanna fuck a sheep ? have at it......  Yeah, it's fuckin nasty, but you're not ruining an innocent child's life, forever......

Kiddy porn lovers should be eviscerated........ period.



I was speaking of FINDING the porn.

There is nothing worse than working on a computer and finding pictures of some dude.....doing things..........with a horse...........gak.






Ok...... THAT, I kinda have to agree with    Glad I've never had the pleasure.

I don't think I could ever look at them in the face again, much less go back to their house/job/whatever.


Gak is right
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