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Posted: 3/15/2006 5:12:08 PM EDT
Hey Guys (and Gals!)

Another crappy dinner pic because I have nothing better to do on spring break!

We have tonight...more dead cow (roundsteak....it's cheap...remember, I'm a broke college student)....homemade garlic mashed potatoes and baked acorn squash! This time I remembered a ruler because of the bitching from the last and better cutting implements...still no stapler cause I don't have one! (if you can't duct it, fuck it!)

Steps along the way...
Roasting garlic for the homemade mashed potatoes....

I love the smell of that stuff
Prepping the acorn squash for baking with salt, pepper and olive oil....

Peeling potatoes for the mashed potatoes that the garlic from above eventually went into...

The piece of dead animal I had poked with a fork earlier, then for marinade added some italian dressing and a couple of chopped/smashed cloves of garlic...yes, I know...doesn't look appetizing...trust me, it was once cooked!

My dead cow being fried (yes, I would preferred grilled/BBQ'd but I live in college apt housing...not an option) and mushroom gravy cooking up...

and finally, my dinner pic....this time around, I *think* I have everything I didn't have the other night (minus a stapler...see above)...no sour cream either...If I forgot anything else, too bad...Jack Daniels has taken his course!

Enjoy!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:14:43 PM EDT
10, best I've seen
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:15:44 PM EDT
I'm hungry now you rat!

That looks great.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:16:34 PM EDT
Wow!!

Looks GREAT!!

Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:21:27 PM EDT
atleast your prepaired to keep the Zombies away from your dinner
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:22:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mpearcex:
atleast your prepaired to keep the Zombies away from your dinner



...at any cost....
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:23:11 PM EDT
Where's the tape measure?
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:25:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spooge5150:
Where's the tape measure?



Yep.

All the zombie-glitter wears off with no tape or ruler.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:29:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spooge5150:
Where's the tape measure?



Bah!

From what I recall reading these dinner pic threads, it's a measing device! Notice the ruler in the picture.

Of course, if you really insist, I'll go take a picture of a fricking tape measure to prove I have one against the zombie hordes!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:31:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nightmare0331:

Originally Posted By Spooge5150:
Where's the tape measure?



Bah!

From what I recall reading these dinner pic threads, it's a measing device! Notice the ruler in the picture.

Of course, if you really insist, I'll go take a picture of a fricking tape measure to prove I have one against the zombie hordes!



I see no ruler.

No additional piccys allowed. Sorry.

Point out the ruler, and, we'll back off.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:35:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:a

I see no ruler.

No additional piccys allowed. Sorry.

Point out the ruler, and, we'll back off.



Notice the metal thingy across the the copy of the Zombie Survival Guide....we call it a ruler
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:40:49 PM EDT
No stapler? -1

Remote control and zombie book. +20

Score 19 out of 10
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:44:01 PM EDT
Zombie survival guide

How are you going to eat without stabbing yourself with the AK bayonet?
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:46:33 PM EDT
It's Perfect....10
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:00:15 PM EDT
-1 no stapler

-1 alcoholic beverage...

+1 for the zombie guide
_____________________
9 out of a possible 10, nice job!

(I saw the ruler!) I won't even take off for the garlic

Say, are you on campus? I hope you didn't post this on MySpace, as well...



Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:05:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FITTER:


Say, are you on campus? I hope you didn't post this on MySpace, as well...






Hhaha...no...I live off campus slightly....now if I lived in the dorms and posted this pic, I suppose I'd be in deep shit. That was in Cali IIRC where the kid got busted with pics of him with an AK in the dorms(?).

Of course, I'd never be stupid enough to post pictures of me doing anything illegal where I'm at....
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:07:30 PM EDT
I say exceptional +10
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:10:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/15/2006 6:10:59 PM EDT by 13thWarrior]

Originally Posted By FITTER:
-1 no stapler

-1 alcoholic beverage...

+1 for the zombie guide
_____________________
9 out of a possible 10, nice job!

(I saw the ruler!) I won't even take off for the garlic

Say, are you on campus? I hope you didn't post this on MySpace, as well...





What the fuck is the stapler for.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:14:10 PM EDT
Looks good from here!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:20:06 PM EDT
10...Good job
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:24:05 PM EDT
better than my dinner and im neither a student nor broke

10


Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:25:06 PM EDT
+10 excellent

do you use your bayonet for a knife ?
if you do =
+50
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:25:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 13thWarrior:

Originally Posted By FITTER:
-1 no stapler

-1 alcoholic beverage...

+1 for the zombie guide
_____________________
9 out of a possible 10, nice job!

(I saw the ruler!) I won't even take off for the garlic

Say, are you on campus? I hope you didn't post this on MySpace, as well...





What the fuck is the stapler for.



You would know if you had ever been shooting.

Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:27:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Glockster19:
+10 excellent

do you use your bayonet for a knife ?
if you do =
+50



Hahah...reminds me of when I went to my car and pulled a bayonet out of the trunk to cut a birthday cake at my Mom's house because she couldn't find a knife....the look on her face...priceless!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:35:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/15/2006 6:36:55 PM EDT by quijanos]
10

Good Job



eta

I HATE FUCKING ELECTRIC RANGES
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:44:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By quijanos:

eta

I HATE FUCKING ELECTRIC RANGES




Trust me...so do I. Can't adjust heat worth a shit. Probably the only thing I'd really gripe about where I'm living at right now though. Natural gas is your friend when it comes to cooking.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:45:29 PM EDT
Very good! The Zombie Survival Guide is a special touch that compensates for your total lack of a bullet-riddled car door.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:49:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nightmare0331:

Originally Posted By FITTER:


Say, are you on campus? I hope you didn't post this on MySpace, as well...






Hhaha...no...I live off campus slightly....now if I lived in the dorms and posted this pic, I suppose I'd be in deep shit. That was in Cali IIRC where the kid got busted with pics of him with an AK in the dorms(?).

Of course, I'd never be stupid enough to post pictures of me doing anything illegal where I'm at....



No, of course not! Not pictures!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:50:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BlammO:
Very good! The Zombie Survival Guide is a special touch that compensates for your total lack of a bullet-riddled car door.



Bah! that's the neighbor across the hallway's car!...let me look out the window and see if the ghettomobile is out in the parking lot....
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:51:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheFreepster:
10, best I've seen


Nah. Can't be better than a 9.5 without any grenades in the picture.

(Someone posted his "dinner pic" from Iraq a few months ago -- grenades, his rifle, and an MRE. )
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:55:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 71-Hour_Achmed:

Originally Posted By TheFreepster:
10, best I've seen


Nah. Can't be better than a 9.5 without any grenades in the picture.

(Someone posted his "dinner pic" from Iraq a few months ago -- grenades, his rifle, and an MRE. )




This?



sorry for the hijack, for making me hungry I give ya a 10!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:57:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RustedAce:

Originally Posted By 71-Hour_Achmed:

Originally Posted By TheFreepster:
10, best I've seen


Nah. Can't be better than a 9.5 without any grenades in the picture.

(Someone posted his "dinner pic" from Iraq a few months ago -- grenades, his rifle, and an MRE. )




This?

img93.imageshack.us/img93/8807/p50600034ia.jpg

sorry for the hijack, for making me hungry I give ya a 10!



Unfortunately, I can not top that one!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 7:05:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nightmare0331:

Originally Posted By BlammO:
Very good! The Zombie Survival Guide is a special touch that compensates for your total lack of a bullet-riddled car door.



Bah! that's the neighbor across the hallway's car!...let me look out the window and see if the ghettomobile is out in the parking lot....



So...I ran out into the parking lot with the digital and snapped this picture.....

now, this was a crappy grap-and-go shot but I will say that those two holes definately look like bullet holes...the car is blinged out and for those of you familiar with the area, the car is from some shady used car lot in Waukegan Il. My old drill center was by there and doubt I'd buy a car there...

As for the owner of the car? I *think* he's the man/bf/playa of the chickie across the hall, and i've heard them fight before, but I'm not too sure. I'll let you draw your own conclusions!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 7:10:24 PM EDT
Very good. Now you have all the bases covered.

So I'll see your bullet-riddled car door and raise you one.


Link Posted: 3/15/2006 7:32:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BlammO:
Very good. Now you have all the bases covered.

So I'll see your bullet-riddled car door and raise you one.


www.MetalSchnitzel.com/images/GunStuff/BlammODoor2.jpg



Haha...now that I cannot top. At least on short term notice!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 10:41:39 PM EDT
my roommate just informed me we have an actual stapler, so the next dinner picture will be better!
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 3:46:09 AM EDT
Make a list, for future reference!

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 3:55:53 AM EDT
You are a better cook than a house keeper. The only fault I would give you is none of your weapons are in a ready position. Each is awkwardly placed which could get you killed if a Zombie (fast type) all the sudden kicked in the door.

Seriously though, it's nice to see there are others out there that actually know how to cook and eat more than slop. Work on the presentation skills and you'll be able to swoon a lot of pie.

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