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Posted: 3/14/2006 9:19:41 PM EDT
If they became a Zombie?? It would be really tough I think..

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:20:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:20:54 PM EDT
Gotta do whatcha gotta do.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:28:57 PM EDT
Did you just watch "Shawn of the Dead?"
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:30:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AKMan434:
Did you just watch "Shawn of the Dead?"



Nope just a Q that always runs through my head...
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:33:11 PM EDT
If they are a zombie then they are no longer a loved one...only a former loved one...therefore, they die.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:34:38 PM EDT
Do I have to wait until they are a zombie?
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:35:20 PM EDT
How would you prove in court, if it came up later, that they were really a Zombie?

Scott
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:38:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/14/2006 9:48:20 PM EDT by 4xys2xxs]
I don't think I could.

Even if they were zombies.

eta: But you guys HAVE to get...I just could never shoot my Coco (2 year old) with his little overbite from thumb sucking, EVEN if he was a Zombie. I know...I'm SUCH a girl.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:39:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/14/2006 9:40:02 PM EDT by adair_usmc]

Originally Posted By Scotter260:
How would you prove in court, if it came up later, that they were really a Zombie?

Scott



Keep the live head in a cooler, like in the end of Dawn of the Dead 2004

Edit - Its "their" not "there"
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:46:27 PM EDT
I thought about that once while watching DOTD.
I would have to - they are dead.

The real question is - could you shoot a loved one if they were only bitten, and had not yet turned?
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:50:04 PM EDT
Yes. But if money was owed to me then I want the money first, then I'd shoot them.

You can't get the money back if they're dead.

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:04:18 PM EDT
Kill 'em all!!!
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:07:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I don't think I could.

Even if they were zombies.

eta: But you guys HAVE to get...I just could never shoot my Coco (2 year old) with his little overbite from thumb sucking, EVEN if he was a Zombie. I know...I'm SUCH a girl.



If he is an Angles fan I would have no problem, Yanks fan and I'll adopt the little zombie.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:12:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I don't think I could.

Even if they were zombies.

eta: But you guys HAVE to get...I just could never shoot my Coco (2 year old) with his little overbite from thumb sucking, EVEN if he was a Zombie. I know...I'm SUCH a girl.



If he is an Angles fan I would have no problem, Yanks fan and I'll adopt the little zombie.




Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:14:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By ZW17:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I don't think I could.

Even if they were zombies.

eta: But you guys HAVE to get...I just could never shoot my Coco (2 year old) with his little overbite from thumb sucking, EVEN if he was a Zombie. I know...I'm SUCH a girl.



If he is an Angles fan I would have no problem, Yanks fan and I'll adopt the little zombie.




www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/jpg/A4comang.jpg



Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:22:40 PM EDT
Yes, and then I'd take their wallets, their cars and their food.

Hell, if it were legal I wouldn't wait for them to become zombies.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:23:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By ZW17:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I don't think I could.

Even if they were zombies.

eta: But you guys HAVE to get...I just could never shoot my Coco (2 year old) with his little overbite from thumb sucking, EVEN if he was a Zombie. I know...I'm SUCH a girl.



If he is an Angles fan I would have no problem, Yanks fan and I'll adopt the little zombie.




www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/jpg/A4comang.jpg



Ooops. Angels*
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:25:31 PM EDT
one in the head and they dont come back from the dead...again.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:26:18 PM EDT
Shit man, I've got a list of relatives that I'd like to see go zombie just for that reason!
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:28:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
Gotta do whatcha gotta do.



+1

I just don't see a reason for waiting until they turn
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:29:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I don't think I could.

Even if they were zombies.

eta: But you guys HAVE to get...I just could never shoot my Coco (2 year old) with his little overbite from thumb sucking, EVEN if he was a Zombie. I know...I'm SUCH a girl.



If he is an Angles fan I would have no problem, Yanks fan and I'll adopt the little zombie.





I'll so put you DOWN if you shoot towards my little Angel...
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:48:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By ZW17:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I don't think I could.

Even if they were zombies.

eta: But you guys HAVE to get...I just could never shoot my Coco (2 year old) with his little overbite from thumb sucking, EVEN if he was a Zombie. I know...I'm SUCH a girl.



If he is an Angles fan I would have no problem, Yanks fan and I'll adopt the little zombie.





I'll so put you DOWN if you shoot towards my little Angel...



Ok Ok I'll be nice and kill them both with fire.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:49:39 PM EDT
No way!

But I would if they had the bird flu.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:50:17 PM EDT
[Andy]One round to the head turns 'em into a wet bag of shit.[/Andy]
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:50:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
No way!

But I would if they had the bird flu.



But only with a shotgun.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:51:25 PM EDT
Family or not, if you're a real and imminent threat to my life, you're getting blasted.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:59:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By ZW17:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I don't think I could.

Even if they were zombies.

eta: But you guys HAVE to get...I just could never shoot my Coco (2 year old) with his little overbite from thumb sucking, EVEN if he was a Zombie. I know...I'm SUCH a girl.



If he is an Angles fan I would have no problem, Yanks fan and I'll adopt the little zombie.





I'll so put you DOWN if you shoot towards my little Angel...



Ok Ok I'll be nice and kill them both with fire.





You'd have to get through me first.

And I'm mean.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 11:12:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/kungpoocow/ohnoyoudidnt.jpg

You'd have to get through me first.

And I'm mean.



Yeah you are, you just bruned out my eyes with that picture. <Runs for water>
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 11:49:53 PM EDT
What if they were just infected, and had not turned yet?
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 11:51:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
What if they were just infected, and had not turned yet?



Then I'd be laughing when I did it.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 12:10:35 AM EDT
No problemo...



- georgestrings
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 12:15:09 AM EDT
If they tried to eat me...hellz yeah!

If they were content and just chilled on the couch drinking beer...naw.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 4:19:21 AM EDT
Yes, but I'd wait for them to turn.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 4:28:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By CSM:
No way!

But I would if they had the bird flu.



But only with a shotgun.



Mr. Vice Pres., is that you?

Welcome Dick.

TXL
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 4:34:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Yes, and then I'd take their wallets, their cars and their food.

Hell, if it were legal I wouldn't wait for them to become zombies.



Out of my head, Stealth...it isn't safe for you in there....
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:30:51 AM EDT
Some of my family members? Hell yeah.

Hubby or kids? No way.

I'd contain them and find an antidote. (Seen too many zombie movies)
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:42:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:45:19 AM EDT
I'll be a zombie someday. I'll look forward to eating all of your brains.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 5:47:27 AM EDT
I would even use 77 grain TAP to be sure.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 11:01:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
If they became a Zombie?? It would be really tough I think..




not to tough it seems.

[ 8 ] Oh good lord no I could Not!! [ 6.3% ]
[ 119 ] Hey ya Id bust a cap in there ass!! [ 93.7% ]
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 11:04:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By crazyhorse705:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
If they became a Zombie?? It would be really tough I think..




not to tough it seems.

[ 8 ] Oh good lord no I could Not!! [ 6.3% ]
[ 119 ] Hey ya Id bust a cap in there ass!! [ 93.7% ]



One thing you have got to remember is that everyone is a bad ass on the internet!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 11:10:12 AM EDT
Absolutely. Once they're a zombie, they are no longer a loved one.

My best friend on the other hand, would be kept in the dog house. I'd drop in now and then for some Playstation action.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 11:37:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/15/2006 11:38:02 AM EDT by red65]
Maybe you racists should be a little more sensitive to the rights of undead-americans

also known as the "life challenged"

Link Posted: 3/15/2006 11:44:04 AM EDT
THEIR
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 11:48:31 AM EDT
Sure. If I'm at a family dinner and some relative comes in drunk with a knife and tries to stab another member of the family or some shit. Tap tap.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 12:04:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Scotter260:
How would you prove in court, if it came up later, that they were really a Zombie?

Scott



In Zombie court all you have to do is show a "reasonable doubt" that that person was a zombie. Its pretty easy to prove most people "could" have been a zombie if they are not there to defend their
non-zombieness-self. Hell most of the normal people I know have at least one zombie trait.
All you have to do is prove one.

Walking slowly.
Bad breath.
Hair falling out.
Acting all stupid like. *
Eating any kind of organ meat.
Not being able to drive. *

* = best bet for a fast trial.

Link Posted: 3/15/2006 12:12:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
THEIR



Thanks.. Have anything else to add??
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 12:16:50 PM EDT
[LisaSimpson]"Dad!You just shot the zombie Flanders!"[/LS]

[HomerSimpson]"He was a zombie?"[/HS]
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 12:22:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -RotorDemon-:
I'll be a zombie someday. I'll look forward to eating all of your brains.



You'll starve to re-death in here.
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