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Posted: 3/14/2006 7:57:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/14/2006 7:58:18 PM EDT
I know two of them.

Some covert ninja told me when i bought some beef jerky from him.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:00:08 PM EDT
With the size of bellies most "Ninjas" have, the only moves they will be doing are bowel...
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:00:51 PM EDT
I know 'em. I even got the special boots.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:02:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:02:32 PM EDT
WTF is an "Illegal Ninja Move" ? Can I get it at the Commissary?
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:02:47 PM EDT
That would be me, but they are not illegal for me to know, I learned then in the Navy Rangers when I trained with Airforce seals for the cia, dia, ceo, abc, wtf agency back in 87 during the battle or waterloo in the nam war. The moves were really just to back up my phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range skillz. As a hsld operator I had to to ensure that I was in perfect physical condition at all times with a 60 pound reserve of body fat to help with the cold and the fact that we'd have over the border missions into Mexico to end the illegal immigration issues where Canadians would sneak down and come up through Texas. I'm currently in Dallas staking out illegal women right now for the next big cross border op, now how did you know about the mall ninja skills, Go ahead and tell your friends and family that you love them, you might not be able to soon.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:04:06 PM EDT
I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:06:13 PM EDT
I have three sets of nunchucks.....and skills
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:10:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By azhammer:
I have three sets of nunchucks.....and skillz

Fixed it fo' ya foshizzle my nizzle
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:12:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:14:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By azhammer:
I have three sets of nunchucks.....and skills



She finally got her crap out of your locker?
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:15:25 PM EDT
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