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Posted: 3/14/2006 6:28:13 AM EDT
No kidding. TruGreen grass service came to spray and this guy about 4'11-3/4" tall (or short) gets out with messy red hair and a shirt with SEAMUS embroidered on his chest. Then he starts speaking in a thick irish accent talking about how shitty me fooking lawn looks and all, but he's gonna help me. He's running around the yard pulling weeds and grasses saying "this is pollyanna, and this over 'ere is clover, aye, what 'ave we got 'ere? Chives!" I couldn't keep a straight face, Lord help me, I'm bad.



roy d....then I bodyslammed him..."Enough with the weeds, gimme your pot-o-gold, Limey!
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 6:39:26 AM EDT
Forgot to hang that "KEEP OOT" sign didn't you? MJD
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 6:44:26 AM EDT
Well what do ya know, we have a Darby O'Gill on this board.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 6:44:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gardenWeasel:
Well what do ya know, we have a Darby O'Gill on this board.



Who is that ?
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 6:56:38 AM EDT
Give him back his lucky charms and I'm sure he'll go away.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 6:58:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tanam:

Originally Posted By gardenWeasel:
Well what do ya know, we have a Darby O'Gill on this board.



Who is that ?



Ye be a wee young laddie, eh?
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 6:59:37 AM EDT
damn leprechauns....they're like gnomes...only drunk.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 7:02:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RoyDamnMercer:

....then I bodyslammed him..."Enough with the weeds, gimme your pot-o-gold, Limey!



Link Posted: 3/14/2006 7:04:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:

Originally Posted By Tanam:

Originally Posted By gardenWeasel:
Well what do ya know, we have a Darby O'Gill on this board.



Who is that ?



Ye be a wee young laddie, eh?



27, the name didnt ring any bells though.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 7:15:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:
damn leprechauns....they're like gnomes...only drunk.



Can I use that for my sig line? MJD
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 7:16:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tanam:

Originally Posted By Brohawk:

Originally Posted By Tanam:

Originally Posted By gardenWeasel:
Well what do ya know, we have a Darby O'Gill on this board.



Who is that ?



Ye be a wee young laddie, eh?



27, the name didnt ring any bells though.



G-O-O-G-L-E.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 7:19:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By highwayman:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
damn leprechauns....they're like gnomes...only drunk.



Can I use that for my sig line? MJD



aye laddie, ye may
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 7:45:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By highwayman:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
damn leprechauns....they're like gnomes...only drunk.



Can I use that for my sig line? MJD



aye laddie, ye may



Mighty beholdin' to ye Hokie! Now if only I could spot me pot o' gold... Oh well, I guess me big bucket o' .45 ACP brass will have to do. MJD
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:01:17 AM EDT
I guess the obvious question is: Was he wearin' boots?


Originally posted by Ozzy Osbourne:

Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,


Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:12:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By llanero:
I guess the obvious question is: Was he wearin' boots?


Originally posted by Ozzy Osbourne:

Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,





Fairies and Leprechauns....Apples and Oranges.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:14:46 AM EDT
Shit...I'm 24 and remember Darby O'Gill and the Little People
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:21:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By llanero:
I guess the obvious question is: Was he wearin' boots?


Originally posted by Ozzy Osbourne:

Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,






He was wearing black rubber boots stained with blue-green chemical weed killer



roy d....I don't think he could run very fast in them
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:37:35 AM EDT


[willie]I was wrestlin' wolves back when you were at your mothers teat[/willie]
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:56:20 AM EDT
Hitting the tulamore dew a little early are ya?
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 1:41:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/14/2006 9:09:17 PM EDT by llanero]

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:


Fairies and Leprechauns....Apples and Oranges.


Au contraire!
"Fairie" refers to any member of the Family Fairidae, which includes your elves (Sylvus spp.), gnomes(Gnoma spp.), leprechauns (Cryptoeirus spp.), Dryads(Faeru spp) as well as some other genera that I am not very familiar with.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 4:57:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AmeRican15:
www.wvip.co.uk/images/dvd/Simpsons/willy.jpg

[willie]I was wrestlin' wolves back when you were at your mothers teat[/willie]



Willie's a Scot! MJD
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:19:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 6:20:37 AM EDT by gardenWeasel]
You're not the only one:

Leprechauns spotted in Moblie:

www.wpmi.com/mediacenter/default.aspx?videoId=166395@video.wpmi.com

X 10,000
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:35:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By llanero:

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:


Fairies and Leprechauns....Apples and Oranges.


Au contraire!
"Fairie" refers to any member of the Family Fairidae, which includes your elves (Sylvus spp.), gnomes(Gnoma spp.), leprechauns (Cryptoeirus spp.), Dryads(Faeru spp) as well as some other genera that I am not very familiar with.



Well said and correct. Leprechauns are also know as "solitary faerie" often seen alone, usually working on projects like shoes. For some odd reason they are quite renowned as cobblers. If you catch one do NOT take yer eyes off of him and ye might be able to get him to take you to his stash. Generally they'll trick you in some way and escape.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:41:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By RoyDamnMercer:

....then I bodyslammed him..."Enough with the weeds, gimme your pot-o-gold, Limey!






Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:55:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 7:58:06 AM EDT by NonConformist]
Fook, even aye know who darby O'Gill is. As fer littl' peeple, I got yer lettl' peeple ryght here
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