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Posted: 3/13/2006 4:39:33 PM EDT
[#1]
ALICE is a slut.
Try Gregory...   |
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Posted: 3/13/2006 5:47:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2006 6:14:09 PM EDT
[#3]
He's from Humpback Mountain. Cut him some slack. 
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Posted: 3/13/2006 6:26:21 PM EDT
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I'll bet she rode your ass 24-7! |
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Posted: 3/13/2006 7:44:16 PM EDT
[#5]
DALLAS ALICE!!! Old song!!
Bob 
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Posted: 3/13/2006 11:41:54 PM EDT
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dude that's not cool. i was seriously writing you a comforting Instant Message when i decided to take one last look at the thread for a fact i needed. NOT COOL!! I was starting to feel like we were actually....friends...
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Posted: 3/14/2006 12:18:40 AM EDT
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Don't feel bad, man...you ain't the first good man that Alice has dragged down.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 12:24:37 AM EDT
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I got it... after a while.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 12:54:42 AM EDT
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I stuffed too much into her and she ripped!
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Posted: 3/14/2006 1:01:18 AM EDT
[#10]
You savage! 
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Posted: 3/14/2006 1:15:42 AM EDT
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I have her and her bigger fatter sister in my garage right now.
Do you want me to go and kick her a couple times for ya?... 
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Posted: 3/14/2006 3:02:07 AM EDT
[#12]
 Goodby ALICE
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Posted: 3/14/2006 3:10:56 AM EDT
[#13]
I'm thinking, WTF! What a strange story.
Good one!
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Posted: 3/14/2006 3:16:40 AM EDT
[#14]
 you're nuts |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 3:36:57 AM EDT
[#15]
What a Hoot!
I was going, yep, been there done that.........
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:14:55 AM EDT
[#16]
Too funny!
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:19:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:24:12 AM EDT
[#18]
I don't know what your problem is, but she's good to me. Maybe she just likes girls better.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 7:10:26 AM EDT
[#19]
No shit??? 
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Posted: 3/14/2006 12:19:37 PM EDT
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Ive actually noticed that most girls can't handle her in the long haul. Ive seen guys who have had to finish the job that a female just couldn't handle.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 6:36:14 PM EDT
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wow, she gets around huh? |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 7:00:41 PM EDT
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Dude, I wouldn't say this to just anyone, but......I humped Alice for years. Made my shoulders hurt, my back ache. I hated her and I still kept humping her, it was like a drug. the drugs that make you scream in pain.
Kelty is soo much better, so much more humpable....... PS You know, all the guys in my battalion? They humped Alice  too.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 7:05:12 PM EDT
[#23]
How long and hard have you humped her? |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 7:22:58 PM EDT
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Maybe you should have just patched her and gave her a little more air.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 7:25:13 PM EDT
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Congradulations!  Dumbest post in the thread 
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Posted: 3/14/2006 7:55:46 PM EDT
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Oh well, can't win 'em all. I thought a post about your inflatable doll was a lot funnier than a bunch of stupid shit about a fucking backpack and in all honesty it is hard to make this thread any dumber than it already was.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 8:06:26 PM EDT
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^
l l l l l l l l l l l l I'da gained a lot of respect for the man if he woulda just stopped after " "
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Posted: 3/14/2006 8:10:28 PM EDT
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I was about to say...DAMN! Someone tell me this guy is talking about his dog or something...LOL
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Posted: 3/14/2006 8:12:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2006 8:40:22 PM EDT
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GOODBYE!  HELLO! 
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Posted: 3/14/2006 9:45:37 PM EDT
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I ain't here looking for your respect!
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Posted: 3/15/2006 4:22:07 AM EDT
[#32]
Keep posting, please! Eveyone is laughing at you now instead of me, and that's cool
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