Chinese Buffet -

Most people put WAAAY more food on their plate than the actually eat, except for the fat people...
they eat every thing.

Fat people choose the most fatening foods on the buffet.
Fat people chew with their mouth open.
Fat people either eat alone or with other fat people.
Fat people don't talk, they just eat.

Mexicans were the most conservitive with their portions.
Mexicans do not eat alone.
Mexicans ejoy conversation while eating with each other.
Mexican have fun while eating. Que Pasa!

Yuppies check to see if their seat is clean before they sit down. If it's not, they wait for an employee to clean it instead of doing it themself.
Yuppies throw their ties over one shoulder while they eat.
Yuppies wear Blue Tooth ear bugs and talk on the phone while their food gets cold.
Yuppies don't seem to enjoy food, they eat out of necessity.
Yuppies are miserable and they're not sure why.

Asians eat weird looking shit in a big bowl.
Asains seem to be the only one's who know where the weird looking shit in a bowl can be found.
Asians seem to be yelling during normal conversation and somethimes weird looking shit falls out of their mouth.

Hot looking women are fun to watch regardless of whether they are eating or not.
Hot looking women are hot looking regardless of whether they are eating or not.

Mmmm...Chinese buffet. Mucho good.

Some of those buffets are dinner and a show.  I can't stop laughing whenever someone sees all you can eat as a challenge.

The Chinese Buffett by me has Mongolian BBQ and Sushi Bar included in the deal. Add a couple of Crab Rangoons and you've got a meal there.

There is also ten times more people driving around 10 mph below the speed limit that seem to wonder outdoors so they can block traffic at noon.

Chinese buffets always smell better than they taste.