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Posted: 3/13/2006 9:50:29 AM EDT
What if you could change something about the government in name only?

For example, you couldn't repeal the Gun Control Act but you could rename it the "Pointless Pain in the Ass Act."

Or you could rename a federal holiday, rename a federal agency, rename a street, rename a government building, or something like that.

Personally, I would change the Department of Defense back to the Department of War. It just sounds better.

Would you change anything?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 9:54:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 9:56:01 AM EDT by mjohn3006]
Lets see.

Change Matin Luther King Day to removed before even posted for COC violation.

National Firearms Act to "I made a poopy act".

Link Posted: 3/13/2006 10:17:35 AM EDT
Change Welfare/Social Services to " Department For The Payment To People To Keep Them From Stealing"


IBTL

This won't end well.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 10:21:00 AM EDT
Change the BATFE to Bureau of Assholes Totally Fucking Everyone
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 10:22:19 AM EDT
Foreign Aid would be become "Pay me back double within two years or we'll nuke your ass"

First Lady would become " Da Beotch"

Secretar of Defense would become "Dr. Doomsday"
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 10:51:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
Foreign Aid would be become "Pay me back double within two years or we'll nuke your ass"

First Lady would become " Da Beotch"

Secretar of Defense would become "Dr. Doomsday"



Good ideas, all of them!
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 10:54:08 AM EDT
social security would become "The largest legal pyramid scheme ever attempted"
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 10:55:25 AM EDT
Nobody's renamed the BATFE yet?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 10:58:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 10:58:38 AM EDT by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
Nobody's renamed the BATFE yet?



It's the 3rd responce.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 10:59:27 AM EDT
President - The Man
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 6:41:51 PM EDT
I would rename the Jusice Dept "The Ministry of Punishment."
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 6:47:28 PM EDT
I would re-name the entire government from federal government to central government, since that is what it is now.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 6:50:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 6:50:31 PM EDT by 13thWarrior]
I would change the word librale to asshole.

I can't spell libral it is to fuckin stupid.


Tag.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 6:55:55 PM EDT
I would change the Democrat party to the Party of Treason.

I would change gun control regulations to *NAME OF AUTHORS* violent criminal empowerment act.

I would change the UN to The Orginization To Empower Dictators and Enslave America.

I would rename the ACLU as the Anti Civil Liberties Union.



-K
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 6:58:32 PM EDT
I would change the "Defense Department" back to the "War Department"
I would change the title of the "Defense Secretary" the the "Secretary of War"

As it should be.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 7:01:45 PM EDT
I would change Dog catcher to "animal control"

Wait a minute!


GM
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 7:03:26 PM EDT
Taxes would be called what they really are… Slavery.

“Democrats today called for an increase in slavery…” See how good it sounds?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 7:11:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 7:12:28 PM EDT by PeteCO]
I'd strike the term "diversity" from the Department of Education's vernacular. Using the word in conjuction with "celebrate", ie "Celebrate Diversity" would be a capital fucking offense.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 7:13:57 PM EDT
Government would just flat out have to refer to themselves as "us damn liars"

Woody
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 7:17:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WWoodworth:
Government would just flat out have to refer to themselves as "us damn liars"

Woody



The goverment has never lied to me. Except that one time. With assault rifles causeing crime and that other time with weapons of mass fuck in iraqi and the time when they tried to cover up dick chaney shooting that guy in the face and the time when I was told that we didn't know about afganafuck.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 5:39:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Steve_T_M:
I would rename the Jusice Dept "The Ministry of Punishment."




HaHa. The MOP
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 5:41:01 AM EDT
IRS: The Department of Anal Raping.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 5:44:18 AM EDT
Education = brainwashing for the purposes of liberalism

Taxation = stealing

Gun Control = Subjugation of the population

Representation = ignoring the public and doing whatever you want to

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 11:05:33 AM EDT
How about president. We should change it to KING OF THE WORLD.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 11:06:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
IRS: The Department of Anal Raping.



IRS= I'm Realy Stupid
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 11:56:48 AM EDT
I would change the BATFE to- Bereau of Asshats, Turdfucks, and Fucktards Everywhere
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