I live near Santa Fe, New Mexico. I call it Anti-Fe because of all the liberal, anti-gunners, anti-war protesters, homosexual loving, demonstrating every weekend assholes that live there. If I pull into a lot with my 95 Honda civic that is at 102,000 miles and has numerous dings, bent hub caps etc. and I see a typical Santa Fe anti-war bumper sticker, I love Kerry or anti bush bumper Sticker, free Tibet Laden car. I make damn sure to open the door far enough to cause a ding, the more bumper stickers the harder I push. If they have an NRA, military service, support the troops etc. bumper stickers I am real careful.
Some asshole kid actually punched my car as I was driving by best buy the other day. I parked got out went over to his car and caved in the drivers side door with my size 11 steel toe work boots. He just sat there and looked at me while I smiled and walked away. Too bad I would have enjoyed putting my boot up his juvenile deliquent ass. Oh yea he and his buddy and his girlfriend (skank) were laughing as they walked to their car. They were suddenly not so entertained as they were driving away with a big dent in the door.
Those are my Morals!