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Posted: 3/11/2006 2:40:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/11/2006 3:19:08 AM EDT by 4xys2xxs]


So two of my best friends were talking tonight...really just trying to one up on the insult thing...

So my girlfriend, a second grade teacher, sent back "Prison Bitch!" to my other friend as her back at'cha slam.

She typed away, still reeling from his "yo mama's hand me down clothes" thing...or whatever...I was lost in the ghetto slam contest. Then she sent...LOL...and told me "I called him a prison bitch."

WHY can't I stop laughing?? Is it the thought of a blonde teacher typing "prison bitch," or the mental image of her actually saying it?



You guys have any others? TRY to top THAT!
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 2:47:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/11/2006 2:53:58 AM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 2:51:31 AM EDT
i am really glad to see others upthis early doing useful shit with their time.


Link Posted: 3/11/2006 2:55:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/11/2006 3:14:44 AM EDT by 4xys2xxs]

Originally Posted By WindGapAR15:
i am really glad to see others upthis early doing useful shit with their time.





Its not early. Its actually a just little late here.


We don't all live there, in like what...PA?


eta: Your first reply was great 82'nd. Quite funny, actually. Wish you didn't worry so much about offending, it really wasn't offensive at all. :)

Link Posted: 3/11/2006 3:13:27 AM EDT
Sperm burping road whore.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 3:22:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Sperm burping road whore.



Ugh man...
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 3:27:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NME:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Sperm burping road whore.



Ugh man...



I got that from my ex wife.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 3:30:28 AM EDT
Even worse!!!
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 3:40:24 AM EDT
"loose ass syphilis plagued cum gargling whore"
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 3:45:55 AM EDT
Hillary Klinton lover.

Link Posted: 3/11/2006 3:58:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
"Prison Bitch!"



I prefer to use "slack-jawed prison cocksucker" myself.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 4:19:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/11/2006 4:20:12 AM EDT by SgtSwat]
Two of the best I've ever been called

1) - A goose necked turd fucker.

2) - ( And I guess this is more of a request ) I hope you turn into 1000 assholes and die of the dribbling shits ! ! !
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 4:23:11 AM EDT
Horse humping thundercunt.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 4:34:50 AM EDT
In her day she has seen more hanging meat than a butchers wife.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 4:26:43 PM EDT
I don't think you can one up a prison bitch. You should IMed them both back and told them they were both you're bitches.
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