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Posted: 3/10/2006 2:27:02 PM EDT
ITSHTF and you could choose to have Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal on your team, which guy would you rather have on your side?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:28:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DienBienPhu54:
ITSHTF and you could choose to have Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal on your team, which guy would you rather have on your side?


Neither, I would want Keifer Sutherland. He's my hero.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:32:39 PM EDT
Roddy Piper, he is handy with the shotty.

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:32:47 PM EDT
Quite a few years ago, Chuck Norris ate some cheap, bad fish and the resulting diarrhea spawned Steven Seagal, followed by a slew of terrible movies.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:36:09 PM EDT
I will take VanDamm as my point man. Either his terrible acting will kill everything or he will set off the first booby trap and be killed. I win either way.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:36:26 PM EDT
Seagal runs like a girl. I'll take Chuck
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:37:53 PM EDT
Both would be fodder.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:43:31 PM EDT
This poll won't even be close.

HH
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:48:44 PM EDT
seagal is my favorite
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:51:59 PM EDT
Id prefer the Predator. Neat weps and a godawful set of choppers. Even vaunted Chuck would take a step back when the PDeditor smiled at him!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:18:17 PM EDT
None of the above.

Chuck is a worn out old man who can't do his own fight scenes anymore due to arthritis.
Seagal is an old lame ass hippy.
Stallone is the world's biggest dumbass to ever become famous.
Jean Calude would have to stop after every punch so his 110 pound stupid ass could sniff a gram of coke.
Roddy Piper is now a fat slob.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:20:03 PM EDT
Steven Seagal? That fat piece of shit couldn't fight his way out of a crowded booth at Denny's
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:23:34 PM EDT
I would take The Rock, he at least had a Marine show him how to use a weapon for the movie Doom.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:28:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Steven Seagal? That fat piece of shit couldn't fight his way out of a crowded booth at Denny's



adair_usmc, please understand, I do agree with your analogy 'but', it has been said to me from a reliable builder / source that S.S. was shooting upwards of 5K a week through his Caspian's.

Now, having typed the above, and knowing having met two of the others involved in an incident a couple of years ago north of the border in which S.S. rapidly fled, I do question his...spunk? Yes, I also understand that those Caspian's are not allowed on ones self north of the border.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:29:04 PM EDT
I voted for Chuck, Seagal used to like to slap around Kelly Labrock (or whatever the chick from 'Weird Science' name is)
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:31:56 PM EDT
I'd have to go with Segal. It always seems that Norris uses the same limited moves in all of his movies. Segal, at least in his early movies, seemed to have much more of a variety of tactics and just overall more fluid in his actions. Maybe its all because of the different areas of emphasis in their respective disciplines. Neither one can act , though.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:33:26 PM EDT
Bruce Willis
Harrison Ford
The Rock
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