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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:05:26 PM EDT


Lets say you’re in Las Vegas on a winning streak and decide to sample the local legal fun.
You head out to the bunny ranch, pick out a nice girl and haft way thru your business a piece of rubber breaks.

You get no std BUT 3 months later you get a call and she is pregnant.

My question are U now required to pay child support or does she file a workers comp claim for a on the job accident??



And NO I am not in this predicament.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:06:21 PM EDT
I imagine that if she pressed the issue in court you could be liable for child support.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:07:25 PM EDT
Aim two inches down and dont worry about it
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:08:52 PM EDT
I wonder if it's actually happened.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:10:40 PM EDT
She would have to go on the Maury show 1256 times before they got around to you.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:11:49 PM EDT
Pay with cash. And your name is TBS.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:11:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 1:12:31 PM EDT by Magoo6541]
I'd be willing to bet they take all kinds of contraceptives + the morning after pill as a part of a well ballanced breakfast... Or they've been sterilized.

Just a guess though

Edit for spelling
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:11:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 1:12:10 PM EDT by happycynic]
This is why you only do whores in the butt. DUH!

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:12:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Feuer_Frei:
Aim two inches down and dont worry about it



2"

YIKES !!

I would like hell if I saw that much 'taint'
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:13:23 PM EDT
A more important question is, can she apply for a green card and papers to come into the US from Mexico... and then track me, uh... you down for child support???
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:13:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I wonder if it's actually happened.



What I would be curious about is the hooker who see Charlie Sheen come in and gives him the condom with a hole in it.

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:21:24 PM EDT
It is indeed a sad day in America when you can't trust a good ole whore...





How much was it and for how long??
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:19:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 3:21:08 PM EDT by Madman]


I cannot believe no one stepped up and said they would do the honorable thing and marry the girl.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:25:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Madman:

Lets say you’re in Las Vegas on a winning streak and decide to sample the local legal fun.
You head out to the bunny ranch, pick out a nice girl and haft way thru your business a piece of rubber breaks.

You get no std BUT 3 months later you get a call and she is pregnant.

My question are U now required to pay child support or does she file a workers comp claim for a on the job accident??



And NO I am not in this predicament.



Riigghhtt...
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:39:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bubblehead597:

Originally Posted By Madman:

Lets say you’re in Las Vegas on a winning streak and decide to sample the local legal fun.
You head out to the bunny ranch, pick out a nice girl and haft way thru your business a piece of rubber breaks.

You get no std BUT 3 months later you get a call and she is pregnant.

My question are U now required to pay child support or does she file a workers comp claim for a on the job accident??



And NO I am not in this predicament.



Riigghhtt...



it must be "a friend."
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:43:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I wonder if it's actually happened.



In this day and age, I would imagine that every possible scenario we could imagine, has happened...somewhere. Especially Las Vegas.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:46:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Madman:

Lets say you’re in Las Vegas on a winning streak and decide to sample the local legal fun.
You head out to the bunny ranch, pick out a nice girl and haft way thru your business a piece of rubber breaks.

You get no std BUT 3 months later you get a call and she is pregnant.

My question are U now required to pay child support or does she file a workers comp claim for a on the job accident??



And NO I am not in this predicament.



She has to have your DNA to prove you are the parent.

Don't give her any.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:49:44 PM EDT
As one who has made that long trip out to the Chicken Ranch I believe the chances of that happening are slim because you would probably take a look at those skanks and their exorbitant prices and leave little Elvis and your wallet in the dark. At least that's what I did.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:04:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
As one who has made that long trip out to the Chicken Ranch I believe the chances of that happening are slim because you would probably take a look at those skanks and their exorbitant prices and leave little Elvis and your wallet in the dark. At least that's what I did.



really? there goes my dream. i thought they were supposed to be uber hot.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:10:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 4:10:29 PM EDT by sixgunsblazing]
Madman
Member
Joined :: April 2001
Post Number :: 68

OR, USA





Just wake out of a coma, or let out of the pen??

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:17:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Madman:

You get no std BUT 3 months later you get a call and she is pregnant.





Why did you give her your real phone number?
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 7:30:28 AM EDT
The super hot ones hang around the high-end bars. They don't sit around in little mobile homes. Don't believe anything the taxi drivers have to say about the brothels.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 7:37:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Madman:

I cannot believe no one stepped up and said they would do the honorable thing and marry the girl.



Link Posted: 3/11/2006 7:39:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:
Madman
Member
Joined :: April 2001
Post Number :: 68

OR, USA





Just wake out of a coma, or let out of the pen??


troll account of a regular. Just afrai to use his regular sign on due to subject matter and possibility of being outed.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 7:40:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By slaughter:

Originally Posted By Madman:

Lets say you’re in Las Vegas on a winning streak and decide to sample the local legal fun.
You head out to the bunny ranch, pick out a nice girl and haft way thru your business a piece of rubber breaks.

You get no std BUT 3 months later you get a call and she is pregnant.

My question are U now required to pay child support or does she file a workers comp claim for a on the job accident??



And NO I am not in this predicament.



She has to have your DNA to prove you are the parent.

Don't give her any.



Deny them your essence.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 7:45:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Feuer_Frei:
Aim two inches down and dont worry about it



Oh, she'll still get pregnant, but the kid will grow up to be a lawyer.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 7:46:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sigarkar:

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
As one who has made that long trip out to the Chicken Ranch I believe the chances of that happening are slim because you would probably take a look at those skanks and their exorbitant prices and leave little Elvis and your wallet in the dark. At least that's what I did.



really? there goes my dream. i thought they were supposed to be uber hot.



Just because they are skanks doesn't mean they aren't hot. I would never pay for sex.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 8:19:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ctprelude:

Originally Posted By sigarkar:

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
As one who has made that long trip out to the Chicken Ranch I believe the chances of that happening are slim because you would probably take a look at those skanks and their exorbitant prices and leave little Elvis and your wallet in the dark. At least that's what I did.



really? there goes my dream. i thought they were supposed to be uber hot.



Just because they are skanks doesn't mean they aren't hot. I would never pay for sex.



We ALL pay for sex. Most transactions are just not so simle or honest.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 8:32:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheSneak:
Oh, she'll still get pregnant, but the kid will grow up to be a lawyer.




HEHE I'll have to remember that!
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 8:40:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CitizenSoldier:
We ALL pay for sex. Most transactions are just not so simle or honest.



If it Fucks, Floats or Fly's it cheaper to rent than it is to buy!
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 8:53:11 AM EDT
Is this her?

Link Posted: 3/11/2006 8:57:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/11/2006 9:09:19 AM EDT by samsong]
I can't believe that nobody's said this yet:

"What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas!"
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 9:01:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Is this her?

www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/PregnantPromGrad.jpg



OMG that looks like some freaky creature on Star Trek!
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 10:41:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheLibertarianMind:

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Is this her?

www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/PregnantPromGrad.jpg



OMG that looks like some freaky creature on Star Trek!




Who be dat babies daddy????.....
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 11:02:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Feuer_Frei:
Aim two inches down and dont worry about it



Link Posted: 3/11/2006 11:06:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:

Originally Posted By TheLibertarianMind:

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Is this her?

www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/PregnantPromGrad.jpg



OMG that looks like some freaky creature on Star Trek!




Who be dat babies daddy????.....


Or second daddy, looks like a c-section scar is already there
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 11:17:14 AM EDT
Workers comp would definately NOT cover it... Whores and Strippers are independent contractors and their employer is exempt from ANY obligations.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 11:38:28 AM EDT
This is a strange question. Why are you even thinking about this? Are you thinking about visting a brothel for the first time and are worried about "repercussions or something?" Well take it from someone whos been to a legal brothel (no it's not me i swear! it my cousins half brother!) It is totally business like and professional. The girls are medically checked and they always use condoms. This aint like the street. There is no way a hooker would have a JOHNS baby! just no freaking way. BTW if you're ever in Holland or Germany....................................
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 1:30:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
This is why you only do whores in the butt. DUH!


<Jayne Cobb>And never kiss 'em on the mouth.</Jayne Cobb>
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 7:42:25 AM EDT
Skanky hot is a wonderful combo. These girls were just plain skanky. I said no thanks and was sent to the bar to hang around with Cujo and Kojak the cross-eyed psycho!
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 9:58:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:

Originally Posted By TheLibertarianMind:

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Is this her?

www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/PregnantPromGrad.jpg



OMG that looks like some freaky creature on Star Trek!hock.gif




Who be dat babies daddy????.....hock.gif


Or second daddy, looks like a c-section scar is already therehr

That may just be the hair........
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 10:03:23 AM EDT
I'm thinking such a woman would have an abortion. I mean that can’t be good for business to be pregnant.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 10:15:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
I'm thinking such a woman would have an abortion. I mean that can’t be good for business to be pregnant.



Oh...I dunno about that. I'm guessing you never get around to any of the fetish sites on the web?

Freaky shit out there.


BC
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 10:35:25 AM EDT
I would say those women are on more kinds of birth control than you can count. They probably wrap the pill in the patch, and swallow it while getting a depo shot in the ass.
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