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Posted: 3/10/2006 12:10:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:11:56 PM EDT
Where's that WHite Castle thread?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:12:37 PM EDT



SEEK COVER!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:12:41 PM EDT
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY OF SHERRICK13

DUCK AND COVER, REPEAT, DUCK AND COVER
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:12:42 PM EDT
Yes and its going to hurt.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:21:29 PM EDT
GL to you Lad.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:27:09 PM EDT
[Holy Grail] Run away, Run away [/Holy Grail]
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:30:54 PM EDT
Mag citrate down one end, fleets enema up the other.
There are other remedies of course but I don't fart around with it.

Did you talk to your doc about this?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:33:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:34:00 PM EDT
You are about to experience first hand where the saying "he's gonna shit a brick" comes from. Good luck!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:38:57 PM EDT
Dude, you're going to have horrible diarrhea sitting on top of a solid plug. And it's not going to be happy about it. You might want to stop with the prune juice and get yourself an enema before your upper intestine tries to kill you for what you're putting it through.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:40:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:40:57 PM EDT
You might wanna get some baby wipes, your going to be quite tender.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:09:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:13:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
I stopped at 3 glasses. I still don't feel anything.



Take 3 Excedrin, eat a bran muffin and drink a glass of warm water with about a tablespoon of salt in it.


Prepare for launch captain.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:15:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sub-MOA:

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
I stopped at 3 glasses. I still don't feel anything.



Take 3 Excedrin, eat a bran muffin and drink a glass of warm water with about a tablespoon of salt in it.


Prepare for launch captain.



Something about your handle and this topic doesnt mix well
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:17:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
I stopped at 3 glasses. I still don't feel anything.





You will, young Sherrick.

You WILL...
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:18:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tanam:

Originally Posted By Sub-MOA:

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
I stopped at 3 glasses. I still don't feel anything.



Take 3 Excedrin, eat a bran muffin and drink a glass of warm water with about a tablespoon of salt in it.


Prepare for launch captain.



Something about your handle and this topic doesnt mix well



Does anything "mix well" with this topic?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:18:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
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Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:19:19 PM EDT
What's with all the "I gotta talk about my shit" threads?


IBTL
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:23:25 PM EDT


THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:25:32 PM EDT
You are so gonna have a sore ass.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:25:33 PM EDT
Two words: Taco Bell
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:26:26 PM EDT
you can drink all the prune juice and laxatives you wnat, but the problem is you will have to enter from the rear to relieve yourself...
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:30:57 PM EDT
I'm not sayin nothin:



FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:36:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 1:37:19 PM EDT by pcsutton]
Never mind.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:36:56 PM EDT
You're cool, dude...you did good. Prune juice is not a very harsh laxative. What you may not have realized is that, on top of the hydrocodone slowing your bowels down, you probably didn't drink as much as you usually do and are dehydrated. Just rehydrate yourself with some Gatorade and lots of water and you'll be as regular as a train schedule.

More prune juice ain't gonna hurt either.....that stuff is full of vitamins and iron in addition to helping to move the poo-poo train along.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:56:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:56:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:58:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
That was anticlimatic.


I just peed out my butt about five times with a couple of lumps.

Oh well, I achieved what I wanted. To be clean.



Thats just the tip of the iceberg.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:00:32 PM EDT
I went 2 weeks once after eating large amounts of Sushi and rice. I was almost ready to go to the doctor.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:02:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 2:08:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
I just peed out my butt about five times with a couple of lumps.




I'd like to untag this thread please.

Please.
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