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Posted: 3/10/2006 6:27:51 AM EDT
two of them (worst joke of the day)

What do you call a cow with no legs....

<­BR>

...Ground beef!!



And:

A man was dying- he called a priest over to his bed and asked him to find a Democrat to convert him from rebublican to the DNC. The priest was confused, but still granted him wish. The libtard shows up and makes the dying man a ull blown, card-carrying member and goes on his way. The priest is confused, and asks the dying many why he wanted to be converted. He replies..."so that when I die...the is one less democrat in the world...."

Will be here all day...try the veal .... tip your bartender....


Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:32:23 AM EDT
Wocka wocka wocka
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:03:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By j-fonz:
Wocka wocka wocka



is that you Pac -Man...is this me?..
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 11:37:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cleatus:

Originally Posted By j-fonz:
Wocka wocka wocka



is that you Pac -Man...is this me?..



The Muppets. Fozzy bear.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 12:40:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cleatus:
two of them (worst joke of the day)

What do you call a cow with no legs....

<­BR>

...Ground beef!!




I got one that's even worse...

What do you call a prostitute with no legs?



A nightcrawler
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 12:45:45 AM EDT
What do you get when you kick a farmer in the nuts?

A couple of achers
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