two of them (worst joke of the day)

What do you call a cow with no legs....
...Ground beef!!



And:

A man was dying- he called a priest over to his bed and asked him to find a Democrat to convert him from rebublican to the DNC.  The priest was confused, but still granted him wish.  The libtard  shows up and makes the dying man a ull blown, card-carrying member and goes on his way.  The priest is confused, and asks the dying many why he wanted to be converted.  He replies..."so that when I die...the is one less democrat in the world...."

Will be here all day...try the veal .... tip your bartender....

Wocka wocka wocka

Quoted: Wocka wocka wocka

is that you Pac -Man...is this me?..

Quoted: Quoted: Wocka wocka wocka is that you Pac -Man...is this me?..

The Muppets. Fozzy bear.

Quoted: two of them (worst joke of the day) What do you call a cow with no legs.... ...Ground beef!!

I got one that's even worse...

What do you call a prostitute with no legs?



A nightcrawler

What do you get when you kick a farmer in the nuts?





A couple of achers