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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:07:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 4:10:55 AM EDT by TacticalStrat]
The moving company sends over a few people to pack-up my house to prepare me to move. One of them was a girl that was the most extreme libtarded moron that I have ever met in my life. Throughout the day, she keeps trying to talk to me and tells me about all of her hobbies and interests. Here's a few of her projects and interests:

1. She is a poet
2. She is in the process of starting a business that sells "international fruit juices" (with 10% of the proceeds going to save the rain forest).
3. She is writing a paper on "metaphysical circular harmony" (she tried to explain this and it was total BS. Something about how everything on earth follows the harmony of the ocean and sea-shells). She plans to give lectures on this at colleges.

The best part of the day was when they packed up my gun room, which consists of numerous military weapons and many thousands of rounds of ammo. She got very quiet when she went into the room. After about 10 minutes she blurted out with restrained hostility in typical libtard fashion: "Why do you need all this ammo and guns?" I answered: "To make sure I keep my harmony intact from anyone that wants to take my harmony away". You should have seen the look on her face. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! She didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. LMAO!!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:09:29 AM EDT
Maintaining Harmony is what it's all about.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:09:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:10:56 AM EDT




Quick thinking!

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:11:26 AM EDT
Funny story... But I'm not sure I would let a moving company pack up my arms room!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:11:49 AM EDT




Now that was a damn funny answer, I would have loved to have seen her face.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:13:53 AM EDT
Moving companies and guns...

How exactly does that work?

When I move and I generally transport my guns myself...

What about storage? can a moving company legally store your gun collection for a long period of time?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:17:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pv74:
Moving companies and guns...

How exactly does that work?

When I move and I generally transport my guns myself...

What about storage? can a moving company legally store your gun collection for a long period of time?




It's going in-state.... so no issues according to the moving company. The only time I've ever had a moving company tell me they can't move firearms and ammo is when it crosses state lines.

They are not storing it for me. They are just moving it from house A to house B (which is 30 miles away).
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:17:57 AM EDT
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:19:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.



It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again?

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:20:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uglygun:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.



It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again?








Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:22:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:
The moving company sends over a few people to pack-up my house to prepare me to move. One of them was a girl that was the most extreme libtarded moron that I have ever met in my life. Throughout the day, she keeps trying to talk to me and tells me about all of her hobbies and interests. Here's a few of her projects and interests:

1. She is a poet
2. She is in the process of starting a business that sells "international fruit juices" (with 10% of the proceeds going to save the rain forest).
3. She is writing a paper on "metaphysical circular harmony" (she tried to explain this and it was total BS. Something about how everything on earth follows the harmony of the ocean and sea-shells). She plans to give lectures on this at colleges.

The best part of the day was when they packed up my gun room, which consists of numerous military weapons and many thousands of rounds of ammo. She got very quiet when she went into the room. After about 10 minutes she blurted out with restrained hostility in typical libtard fashion: "Why do you need all this ammo and guns?" I answered: "To make sure I keep my harmony intact from anyone that wants to take my harmony away". You should have seen the look on her face. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! She didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. LMAO!!








Man, that's priceless. I love it.

"She is a poet." --- That's all we needed to know right there.

CMOS
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:24:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:

Originally Posted By pv74:
Moving companies and guns...

How exactly does that work?

When I move and I generally transport my guns myself...

What about storage? can a moving company legally store your gun collection for a long period of time?




It's going in-state.... so no issues according to the moving company. The only time I've ever had a moving company tell me they can't move firearms and ammo is when it crosses state lines.

They are not storing it for me. They are just moving it from house A to house B (which is 30 miles away).



You are FAR more trusting than I am.

A moving company would only move my furnature, appliances, and clothes.
Electronics, jewelry, and guns are going with me.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:26:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:27:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uglygun:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.



It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again?




Now that was funny.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:27:47 AM EDT
well said!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:30:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 4:56:17 AM EDT by TacticalStrat]

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.




I almost forgot the best part of the day. When is was time to leave, THE STUPID LIBTARD HAD LOST HER CAR KEYS! After 30 minutes of looking through my house, she can't find them and thinks they may have dropped into one of the boxes she packed (they packed maybe 75 boxes). She wants to start unpacking them to look for her keys. I'm like : "No fooking way are you going to unpack 75 boxes that all of you guys spent all day packing! Get a locksmith!" Then she thinks maybe she threw away her keys in the garbage by mistake. So she dumps out my week-old stinky garbage in the yard and sifts through it all, and can't find the keys (I loved watching this!!!--LOL!!!!). Then she says maybe the keys are in her pocketbook, which she locked in the trunk. FOOKING DUH!!!! So I get a wire-hanger and unlock her car for her. BINGO!!! Keys in pocketbook. She tries to leave without putting the garbage back in the can. Then I'm like: "You don't plan to leave without putting that garbage back in the can, do ya?". LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! So she does it. LMAO!!!!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:32:01 AM EDT
What can I say.


I work at UPS and know how to motivate my employees package monkeys....
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:33:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.




I almost forgot the best part of the day. When is was time to leave, THE STUPID LIBTARD HAD LOST HER CAR KEYS! ......... "You don't plan to leave without putting that garbage back in the can, do ya?". LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! So she does it. LMAO!!!!




Oh man, wish you got out a digital camera for that shit.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:36:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 4:37:43 AM EDT by TrijiCog]
Personally,I would have just emptied my safe into my trunk on moveday and had the movers take care of the ammo and safe..Why is a girl moving stuff anyways,that's kind of strange.I mean can she handle the business end of a 300LB refer on a dolly ?


Originally Posted By uglygun:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.



It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again?




Classic!! I especially like the way you put that in the form of a question..Pure genius!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:37:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uglygun:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.



It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again?


You owe my employer a new Coca Cola free keyboard!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:45:17 AM EDT
omg thats the best!

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:51:13 AM EDT
Was she hot though? Did she bring any international juices?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:53:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.




I almost forgot the best part of the day. When is was time to leave, THE STUPID LIBTARD HAD LOST HER CAR KEYS! After 30 minutes of looking through my house, she can't find them and thinks they may have dropped into one of the boxes she packed (they packed maybe 75 boxes). She wants to start unpacking them to look for her keys. I'm like : "No fooking way are you going to unpack 75 boxes that all of you guys spent all day packing! Get a locksmith!" Then she thinks maybe she threw away her keys in the garbage by mistake. So she dumps out my week-old stinky garbage in the yard and sifts through it all, and can't find the keys (I loved watching this!!!--LOL!!!!). Then she says maybe the keys are in her pocketbook, which she locked in the trunk. FOOKING DUH!!!! So I get a wire-hanger and unlock her car for her. BINGO!!! Keys in pocketbook. She tries to leave without putting the garbage back in the can. Then I'm like: "You don't plan to leave without putting that garbage back in the can, do ya?". LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! So she does it. LMAO!!!!



Other than her limited comedic value as a fool, I would have fired her/told her to leave the minute she made the negative comments about the guns and ammo.

She'll blame your horrible baby-killing machines and your murderous Nazi persona for fear and stress which caused her to lose her car keys. IOW your guns/ammo disturbed her harmony, and you gotta pay up!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:55:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Was she hot though? Did she bring any international juices?




LOL!!! No juice.

Not hot at all. She had lots of underarm hair too.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:57:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uglygun:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.



It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again?







"Could you help me get this in the van?"
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:57:53 AM EDT

She is a poet


No, she's a mover. She just doesn't realize it yet.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:06:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 5:07:02 AM EDT by NewbHunter]


Oh, to have been a fly on the wall!!!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:07:49 AM EDT
Your stuff is SOOO gonna get damaged/lost in transit.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:11:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:
"To make sure I keep my harmony intact from anyone that wants to take my harmony away".




Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:21:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:


Oh, to have been a fly on the wall!!!



Judging from all the smelly garbage she threw about, trying to find her keys, you would have been one of many....
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:24:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gaspain:
Your stuff is SOOO gonna get damaged/lost in transit.

NAh! Most likely she was working for a temp agency. The driver of the truck, or the van line, rolls into town and gets someone from Labor Ready, or another service to help with the move.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:28:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uglygun:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.



It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again?







That is easily the BEST POST of 2006 so far. Maybe even 2005.

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:31:17 AM EDT
I swear to god as much funny shit as I read on this site it should be a requirement that every arfcommer MUST carry a digital camera with them 24/7!
LMFAO!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:33:52 AM EDT
Show her some of your poetry...

"Roses are red, violets are blue
my guns shoot big bullets, let me show you"
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:36:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By efpeter:
Funny story... But I'm not sure I would let a moving company pack up my arms room!



My thinking exactly.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:42:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 5:43:43 AM EDT by TacticalStrat]
OH oh oh oh . When she was telling me about her "International Fruit Juice" business, I asked her if that was like "The International House Of Pancakes" but only w/ fruit juice. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! LMAO!!!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:48:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TrijiCog:
Personally,I would have just emptied my safe into my trunk on moveday and had the movers take care of the ammo and safe..Why is a girl moving stuff anyways,that's kind of strange.I mean can she handle the business end of a 300LB refer on a dolly ?





"The moving company sends over a few people to pack-up my house to prepare me to move."


They were packers only. The movers are coming today to load up all the packed stuff.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:52:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:
"Why do you need all this ammo and guns?" I answered: "To make sure I keep my harmony intact from anyone that wants to take my harmony away". You should have seen the look on her face. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! She didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. LMAO!!



Oh man, where is my pen and paper, I have got to write that down

rj
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:58:36 AM EDT
A female , Libtard , MOVER? -- did she hava a chain on her wallet , and wear a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off ? -- or did she just "point" to the items that the boys actually had to lift and move ? -- - this one is "special"
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:01:33 AM EDT
Having poet/libtard move your stuff.....300.00

Making it/her pack ammo and guns......300.00

Watching her dig in your trash and pick it backup ......Priceless!!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:05:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uglygun:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.



It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again?




That is great!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:15:19 AM EDT
This thread made my day!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:21:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:
Then I'm like: "You don't plan to leave without putting that garbage back in the can, do ya?". LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! So she does it. LMAO!!!!



this time you could say " it puts the trash back in the can or it gets the hose"
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:29:58 AM EDT
Dis-harmony prevention units. I'll remember that.

"Hey....y'all wanna go air out the dis-harmony prevention units?" or "Ya been to the new dis-harmony prevention unit store down by the lake?"

Love it!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:31:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:

Originally Posted By uglygun:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.



It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again?









Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:35:15 AM EDT
Here's a poem in Japanese Haiku format:


Hippie libtard bitch
don't touch my fucking firearms
you are not worthy

Here is the more modern style:

Bitch, leave my guns
bend over take it in the buns
I'll pack my own shit from now on
after I pack your shit bent over in the front lawn

Here is a Victorian Era romantic style:

Embattled are we that traveled this path
D'yer lover of incense, hemp and granola
submit y'rself to a shave and a bath

Rifles once blazed, now quietly kept
Ammo once spent, hushed in darkness
When finally freed from bondage, he wept

roy d....not the poet laureate of ARF.com
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:42:44 AM EDT

Maintaining Harmony is what it's all about.

In this situation, I think that being able to enforce harmony is what it's all about.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:45:32 AM EDT
I'm tagging this so I can re-read it later and show it to my wife.

Excellent story, great response to the libtard's question, and whoever made the "hose again" joke is a great comedian.

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:51:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By efpeter:
Funny story... But I'm not sure I would let a moving company pack up my arms room!



Absolutely goddamned no way they'd see anything gun related. One of the guys might mention it to a friend who might rob your ass when you're settled in. Or that stuff might just mysteriously get lost in the move.

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:55:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 7:56:31 AM EDT by LadyLiberty]

Originally Posted By RoyDamnMercer:
Here's a poem in Japanese Haiku format:


Hippie libtard bitch
don't touch my fucking firearms
you are not worthy

Here is the more modern style:

Bitch, leave my guns
bend over take it in the buns
I'll pack my own shit from now on
after I pack your shit bent over in the front lawn

Here is a Victorian Era romantic style:

Embattled are we that traveled this path
D'yer lover of incense, hemp and granola
submit y'rself to a shave and a bath

Rifles once blazed, now quietly kept
Ammo once spent, hushed in darkness
When finally freed from bondage, he wept

roy d....not the poet laureate of ARF.com



Fixed it for you, that was good stuff!!!! Especially the haiku -- nicely executed.
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