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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:38:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Beer and twinkes for every meal!
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:39:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Let me be the first to say...HOOKERS AND BLOW! Gun cleaning in underwear, bathrobes and meals consisting only of meat and taters.
Damn it, I'm an airsoft hippie! Shit! When I get a second away from the better half, I like to just relax, do some shooting, look over a few reads (gun related of course) and just do a little bit of nothing. 
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:39:47 PM EDT
[#3]
probably whatever you want to do
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:40:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Go shootin with a buddy & take a BBQ grill and some beer...
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:40:23 PM EDT
[#5]
WHERE IS SHE GOING?
 
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:40:24 PM EDT
[#6]
Strippers and Meth  PARTY AT BEETLEBAILEY'S HOUSE!!! |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:40:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Read the book of John.
Then call Dillon and order a 550b all set for .223. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:47:17 PM EDT
[#8]
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:48:05 PM EDT
[#9]
Get drunk and play Xbox?
Watch movies? I vote for get drunk and play Xbox.. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:48:29 PM EDT
[#10]
Buy a new gun.
Then clean her house so she doesn't freak when she finds out. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:49:28 PM EDT
[#11]
Get a lap dance
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:50:45 PM EDT
[#12]
How about clean the tub and power wash the siding?
just a thought. 
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:52:30 PM EDT
[#13]
I was thinking abuot renting Jarhead
> Daisy, she's in school so I do 90% of the housework. This weekend is a NO HOUSEWORK weekend |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:53:28 PM EDT
[#14]
Pizza,ribs,beer.
Then after breakfast,hit the range. Repeat as needed. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:54:42 PM EDT
[#15]
Does she have a sister??
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:55:10 PM EDT
[#16]
oh, well, then FEEL FREE to mess the place up.
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:55:49 PM EDT
[#17]
yes, two. One married w/baby, the other jailbait. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:56:12 PM EDT
[#18]
I think it was you telling us about the Muslim protest in Alabama....you know what to do...it should only take part of your morning.
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:56:19 PM EDT
[#19]
This actually made me think, Beetle...
My BOYFRIEND is out of town all weekend at a gun show! what to do...what to do.... think think think |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:59:53 PM EDT
[#20]
Get her car flame-painted.
Game camera in the bathroom. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:02:49 PM EDT
[#21]
yeah, that was me Daisy - come on over |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:06:37 PM EDT
[#22]
This is usually when I (the bachelor guy) get the call that married guy wants to "whoop it up." Which usually ends up in married guy falling asleep in his beer and me having to drive him 2 hours home because he forgot to let out the dog, oh in a blizzard. Also throw in a near fist fight with some of the big city police over the dead turkey married guy found because it (I swear) flew into the side of a skyscraper in the middle of the night next to a bar we were standing in front of and fell at his feet. Why the police decided they should take this mangy turkey when they arrived makes no more sense to me than why married guy was contemplating grabbing the turkey and making a run for it (he did find it first, however the turkey went home with the big city police, who I expect threw it away, they did not strike me as the "know how to clean a turkey" types).
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:07:42 PM EDT
[#23]
How about just smoke some crack and shoot airsoft? |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:08:35 PM EDT
[#24]
Hell, I'm hanging out with you this weekend, Aimless. You're a FUNGI! |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:11:43 PM EDT
[#25]
Tell me about that shit.. Everytime his wife's gone its the turkeys. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:14:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:15:40 PM EDT
[#27]
You should head on over to Beetle's house, it will save him a phone call....and possibly a night in jail...  . |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:17:11 PM EDT
[#28]
Just shave your body head to toe. You know you want to. What better opportunity? |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:19:12 PM EDT
[#29]
No way! Every time I give suggestions/advise on stuff like that the divorce always gets blamed on me! 
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:19:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:22:42 PM EDT
[#31]
When I saw this thread I just said Hookers and Blow even before I opened it up to read it. Anyway, If the my Wife was going out of town I'd probably be at the range for 2 days straight.
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:23:25 PM EDT
[#32]
duh! Enjoy the silence. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:28:41 PM EDT
[#33]
A more serious answer,
Spend a few hours looking through those neat hardware/gadget/surplus/gun shops that you rarely get to. Go see a movie (don't rent, get out of the house) Have a 3 hour nap. Treat yourself to a good lunch or dinner. Have a no-rush, no schedule, no deadline day. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:32:43 PM EDT
[#34]
Get up, and then get drunk (not sloppy drunk, just tipsy) and then go back to sleep.
Rent rambo I and II (III sucked am I right?) and HEAT, and BHD and have a all guns all the time marathon. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 1:44:57 PM EDT
[#35]
Leave the toilet seat up.
Drink directly out of the milk carton. Pizza boxes stacked high on the coffee table. Clothes and underwear everywhere. Rent a bunch of porn off the satellite. Go through your wife's underwear drawer looking for goodies. Maybe buy her some new stuff and secretly plant it in her drawer for her to find and wear for you. Call up some of your old girlfriends and run up a big phone bill. Eat cookies in your living room. Clean all your guns on the kitchen table. Go buy something quasi expensive that you really want but don't need and have it in plain view when your wife gets home. I'll repost if I think of anything else. Good luck, and have fun. |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 5:09:41 PM EDT
[#36]
No hair but whats on my head |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 7:50:42 PM EDT
[#37]
Maybe you can shoot the fucking vacuum cleaner.
Post photos. John |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 6:07:59 AM EDT
[#38]
I'm going to have to vote NO on that one. Btdt. 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 6:11:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/8/2006 6:16:30 AM EDT
[#40]
Or just powerwash the tub. And the bathroom. And the kitchen. And the dog. Note. Laundry can be powerwashed while on the line. Think of the time savings in that event alone. (Guess who just got a powerwasher?) |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 6:21:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/8/2006 6:26:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:04:20 AM EDT
[#43]
Why on Earth do you have that picture ? |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:04:52 AM EDT
[#44]
We expect to see some dinner pics
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:49:41 AM EDT
[#45]
Tittie Bars...and bring lots of cash
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:57:29 AM EDT
[#46]
I used the leafblower to sweep the kitchen once. She was not amused. The kids thought it was cool. The cats hid under the bed for days, |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:17:12 AM EDT
[#47]
Assemble the shelves she's been wanting. Rake the leaves. Vacuum. Keep the house in some semblance of order - no beer bottles lying in the corner with half empty containers of Chinese food.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:21:10 AM EDT
[#48]
DRINK MILK RIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON!
DON'T SHOWER, DON'T SHAVE! WIPE COOKIE CRUMS ON YOUR SHIRT! GO F**KIN' HOG WILD! FART WHEN EVER YOU WANT! |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:24:03 AM EDT
[#49]
Now THAT'S FUNNY! |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:03:18 AM EDT
[#50]
 I must be alright in life. I can do this when my wife IS at home.
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