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Posted: 3/7/2006 10:00:43 AM EDT
Deputy fire chief faces indecency charge
The Arizona Republic
Mar. 7, 2006



Leroy Donald Johnson was caught this weekend in a barn with his pants down, literally, according to a sheriff's office report.

"You caught me ... I tried to (expletive) your sheep," Johnson told his neighbor, according to the report.

But the Mesa Fire Department deputy fire chief changed his story when a sheriff's deputy arrived on his doorstep minutes later, denying anything happened.

Johnson, 52, was jailed on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing after the neighbor told investigators he found Johnson, unzipped and holding a sheep down on its side.

That's the sanitized version. The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office report released Monday night is a little more graphic.

Johnson's neighbor told sheriff's deputies he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Johnson had first knocked on the front and back door of the home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street, in a county island in Gilbert, before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.

One of the deputies noted that Johnson had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol, and neighbors who confronted him said he admitted everything.

According to the deputy's report, "(The owner) took me into the back yard and showed me where he and (neighbor) pulled up. He took me through the corral gate and I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small gray lamb about three feet tall and four feet long."

The men then told the deputy they walked over to the small barn, opened the door and "saw Leroy holding the lamb down on its side in the hay with his pants down trying to have sex with it. That's when he made the statement about (expletive) the lamb."

The men said Johnson stood up and zipped up his pants.

"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.

Johnson apologized, according to the report, and said he'd had "too much to drink."

The Mesa Fire Department placed Johnson, on paid leave Monday pending an internal investigation. Johnson, deputy chief of technical services, has been with the Mesa Fire Department for nearly 26 years.

Assistant Fire Chief Mary Cameli said Johnson has been an "exemplary" employee with a spotless personnel record.

"We were all very surprised by this," Cameli added.

Johnson did not return a call for comment Monday.

When confronted by a deputy at his home, Johnson initially denied the incident, saying he had been at his neighbor's house to talk about annexation.

Johnson said he went into the barn after hearing noises. The deputy said to him, "I believe something more than that happened," and offered help.

Johnson responded, "I probably do need some help, but I don't know if this is the time or place for it," according to the report.

When asked how the animal got into the barn, Johnson said, "I'm not going there," then asked if he was going to be arrested and demanded to know his legal options.

He continued to deny that anything happened in the barn and was arrested.

"I think it's disgusting," Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. "I think of Ghandi who said you judge the morality of a country by the way they treat their animals. . . . I do look at (bestiality) as some type of animal cruelty."


www.azcentral.com/community/gilbert/articles/0307deputychief-sheep07-ON.html
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:01:25 AM EDT
Sick.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:01:45 AM EDT

"You caught me ... I tried to (expletive) your sheep,"


Sigline material right there.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:03:47 AM EDT
Good lord.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:05:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:09:20 AM EDT
brings new meanings to 'silence of the lambs'...
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:10:58 AM EDT
Funny, he doesn't look like a frat boy...
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:11:11 AM EDT
He should have to MARRY the sheep
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:14:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2006 10:14:49 AM EDT by Lon_Moer]
Sounds very "Brokeback" to me.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:19:10 AM EDT
Can someone explain to me what the obession is with sheep? They're very foul smelling. Their wool is rough yet you hear time and time again that they're being.....abused.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:22:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Can someone explain to me what the obession is with sheep? They're very foul smelling. Their wool is rough yet you hear time and time again that they're being.....abused.


Those long, cold, lonely nights on the range..............
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:23:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Can someone explain to me what the obession is with sheep? They're very foul smelling. Their wool is rough yet you hear time and time again that they're being.....abused.



Are they good kissers?
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:47:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Can someone explain to me what the obession is with sheep? They're very foul smelling. Their wool is rough yet you hear time and time again that they're being.....abused.



Ummm Patty, you just described about every woman I ever met in Berkeley.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:51:36 AM EDT

Johnson did not return a call for comment Monday.

LOL, like he would.z
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:54:12 AM EDT
Very sa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:55:22 AM EDT
PAGING THE RED GOAT!!! PAGING THE RED GOAT!!! PAGING THE RED GOAT!!! PAGING THE RED GOAT!!! PAGING THE RED GOAT!!! PAGING THE RED GOAT!!!



Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:56:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2006 10:57:56 AM EDT by WayneD]


This is a real newspaper clipping. I don't know how old it is, a co-worker had it in his desk for years.

They had it in a fucking motel room and threw it out the window.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:58:14 AM EDT
The sheep led him on.

Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:58:15 AM EDT
Guy's originally from Knoxville, I'll bet...

SG
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:00:14 AM EDT

Johnson apologized, according to the report, and said he'd had "too much to drink."



Yeah, i think most of us have at one time drank a little too much, but this is fucking disgusting, wtf?

Talk about drunk bootie calls.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:00:24 AM EDT
That lamb was asking for it, running around naked like that!


Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Can someone explain to me what the obession is with sheep? They're very foul smelling. Their wool is rough yet you hear time and time again that they're being.....abused.


It's because you don't have to wrap them in duct tape to keep them from exploding.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:01:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Can someone explain to me what the obession is with sheep? They're very foul smelling. Their wool is rough yet you hear time and time again that they're being.....abused.



Because "it's" about the right size, or so I've been told.........
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:08:23 AM EDT
***Arizona***
Where men are men
and sheep are lying little whores
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:19:28 AM EDT
you guys are horrible!
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:24:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
you guys are horrible!



You just figured that out?

I read somewhere that a surprising number (to me anyway) of men who grew up on farms have had sex with animals.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:29:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mleaky:
***Arizona***
Where men are men
and sheep are lying little whores



I always heard it as:

"Where men are men, women are women, and sheep are afraid."
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:45:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:46:54 AM EDT
Now we know why The Red Goat is red!
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 12:12:12 PM EDT
men are men, women are scarce, and the sheep are nervous.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 12:19:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2006 12:41:41 PM EDT by pattymcn]

Originally Posted By rkbar15:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
you guys are horrible!



You just figured that out?

I read somewhere that a surprising number (to me anyway) of men who grew up on farms have had sex with animals.



I honestly don't know and don't want to know. All I can say is I grew up on a farm but the men were kept busy in the fields, not ....clears throat....tending the sheep!
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 12:31:47 PM EDT


Like you guys don't have one of these.....
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 12:40:54 PM EDT
"I'm sorry...is that wrong? I shouldn't have done that? You know, I'm gonna have to plead ignorance about that being wrong and all...."

I could make a comment about FD-guys predilections...but I won't!
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 12:50:26 PM EDT
C'mon! Give the guy a break!
It was a EWE!
Now if was a ram,why,that'd be GHEY!
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 12:53:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 2:08:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:31:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hipster:
Deputy fire chief faces indecency charge
The Arizona Republic
Mar. 7, 2006

Johnson's neighbor told sheriff's deputies he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Johnson had first knocked on the front and back door of the home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street, in a county island in Gilbert, before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.




I think this may have been quite a different story if that kid had opened the door!
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:37:05 PM EDT
Was the lamb younger than 18? What if he had just killed it and eaten it instead of raping it, would that be better? Is there a way to see if the lamb consented? You never know, she may have been into it.

Either way, homeboy has a problem. I dunno. I'm in a weird mood tonight, please disregard every last thing I post. Please.

North American Man-Lamb Love Association. NAMLLA.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:41:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2006 11:44:18 PM EDT by pv74]
I bet that guy eats some lead for dinner...

THAT has to be embarassing...

I wonder if this qualifies him for the sex offender registry?

Should be considered dangerous near farms...
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:48:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pv74:
I bet that guy eats some lead for dinner...

THAT has to be embarassing...

I wonder if this qualifies him for the sex offender registry?

Should be considered dangerous near farms...



This guy is gonna have to off himself at some point. Some things are worse than death. Getting busted for lamb-rape is just too much. I would kill myself in shame.

What would a Samurai do that got busted raping a lamb? Do they even get the option of HaraKiri or whatever it's called? Could you imagine what it would be like to be that guy's daughter? The mind boggles.

How could you not just bust out laughing in this guy's face every time you saw him?
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 12:22:49 AM EDT
"Dirty deeds, done with sheep"
AC/DC should have recorded that one.

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 12:40:25 AM EDT
You know, old Johnson put out hundreds of fires in his 26 year career.

But is he known as Johnson the firefighter? Nooooo

He saved dozens of people from the smoke and flames. But is he known as Johnson the brave? Noooo

He rescued kittens in trees, and auto accident victims, but is he known as Johnson the lifesver? Noooooooooo


But ya f#ck one lousy sheep................................................................................................................................................................................................................







What will the Ram say to the Ewe when Mr Johnson gets parolled............

....................... Let's get the flock outa here!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 1:23:28 AM EDT
thats hot

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 2:03:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 7:28:58 AM EDT by BerlinVet]
Hmmm...that would explain this.


Link Posted: 3/8/2006 2:06:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BillofRights:
You know, old Johnson put out hundreds of fires in his 26 year career.

But is he known as Johnson the firefighter? Nooooo

He saved dozens of people from the smoke and flames. But is he known as Johnson the brave? Noooo

He rescued kittens in trees, and auto accident victims, but is he known as Johnson the lifesver? Noooooooooo


But ya f#ck one lousy sheep................................................................................................................................................................................................................







What will the Ram say to the Ewe when Mr Johnson gets parolled............

....................... Let's get the flock outa here!




You gotta point their
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 2:11:20 AM EDT
The Smoking Gun has the Sheriff's Report plus photos of the victim and the scene of the crime.

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep1.html
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:26:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 7:28:27 AM EDT by WayneD]

Originally Posted By Donith:

Originally Posted By Hipster:
Deputy fire chief faces indecency charge
The Arizona Republic
Mar. 7, 2006

Johnson's neighbor told sheriff's deputies he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Johnson had first knocked on the front and back door of the home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street, in a county island in Gilbert, before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.




I think this may have been quite a different story if that kid had opened the door!



We've all been having a lot of fun with this, but you have a good point. If that 13 year old girl had opened the door, this could have turned out very badly.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:37:33 AM EDT
Hmmm...I wonder why, after learning from his daughter that a man dragged one of his sheep out to the barn, the land owner assumed it was his friend Roger.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:37:59 AM EDT
The victim owner of the lamb was named Alan Goats.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:41:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:06:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
www.halloween-pics.com/items/419.jpg


Link Posted: 3/8/2006 12:10:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
"Dirty deeds, done with sheep"
AC/DC should have recorded that one.



Bob Rivers did.
www.twistedtunes.com/
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