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Posted: 8/14/2001 10:29:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2001 10:25:57 AM EDT by AR_in_the_woods]
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda..."The Apostles were in one Accord."
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AR in the woods (A Christian living in kalifornia) I suppose many reading this will consider that two strikes against me...
Link Posted: 8/14/2001 10:35:27 AM EDT
That good LOL!
Link Posted: 8/14/2001 10:40:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2001 11:00:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR_in_the_woods: AR in the woods (A Christian living in kalifornia) I suppose many reading this will consider that two strikes against me...
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To heck with them if they don't have a sense of humor. KenS
Link Posted: 8/14/2001 11:48:40 PM EDT
LMAO, now that IS funny!
Link Posted: 8/15/2001 5:53:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2001 6:26:29 AM EDT
LOL [:E]
Link Posted: 8/15/2001 4:17:16 PM EDT
I thought it meant "We Want Jack Daniels" Tony Rumore Tromix Corp "If its alive, we have something to kill it."
Link Posted: 8/15/2001 6:25:34 PM EDT
AR_in_the_woods, That was good ! [8D] Moose
Link Posted: 8/15/2001 6:37:00 PM EDT
Although I can't prove it, I do believe I had your SIGNATURE 1st. Oh well, I had a back up. [:)] And one things for sure. HE never owned a MASERATI [b]DIABLO[/b] [O:)]
Link Posted: 8/15/2001 6:39:54 PM EDT
Damn man I am still laughing. [:D] [sniper]
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