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Posted: 3/6/2006 7:27:40 PM EDT
A short while ago, I was at my girlfriend's parent's house for dinner. Nice time. Good meal. Interesting conversation.
At one time, the conversation degraded (in a good natured way) to sibling rivalries and fights with the parents. Yeah, my girlfriends sister was there...and she's hot too. I'm mostly German and then basically a Mutt otherwise (including Indian...Feather...not Dot...) but...well hell... Horton Hears a Who! My Girlfriend is Half-A-Jew!! ...from her mother's side. Full Bull Jew. Her mother, according to my girlfriend, could be described as a "Super Jew" in a strange and twisted anti-semitic attitude my girlfriend seems to take on from time to time. Go figure. I've always found, for the most part, Jewish Chicks to be Hotter n' Shit, by the way. Hava Nagila, baby. My girlfriend doesn't understand, and thinks I have a sick perversion for big noses. The Stereotypical Motherly Jewishisms apply fully in her mother's demeanor. I love her. She kinda reminds me of my Mom. She ain't a Jew but mostly German...but might as well be a Jew in her mannerisms. Girlfriend's Daddy is Full Bull Austrian...FWIW... ANYWAYS...like I said...the conversation at the dinner table degraded into sibling rivalries and fights with parents. Apparently, my GF, in one of her occasional lapses into J.A.P.-ness in her high school years, got into a fight with Mommy and threatened to leave home, and stormed out of the house. Her mother, not skipping a beat, yelled out at her as she was storming away.... "Ya wanna leave? Then get outta my house you damn J.A.P.! That's right! Drive away in the car that Daddy bought for you!!!" Wow! Whilst laughing my ass off, The "Super Jew" shot me a seductive smile which caught me off guard in a weird way. Political correctness has not infiltrated everywhere. Thought this might be a funny tale to share. Thank you for your time. Jewish chicks are hot, I don't care what my girlfriend says. |
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being around when a friend/girlfriend gets into a really nasty fight with their parents are probably some of the most awkward situations i've ever been in.
you know it's a good idea to shut up and not get involved, but its difficult to decide whether it's best to just stand there quietly like nothing's happening or to excuse yourself and execute a tactical retreat to the bathroom or another room until the cessation of hostilities.... |
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I DEMAND THIS THREAD BE LOCKED AS IT PEEKS TOO DEEP INTO CERTAIN RITUALS
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That cracked me up! |
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Jewish American Princess Translates easily into: "Spoiled Brat" |
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My good friends are too, and it is a riot to listen into their conversations with family. Makes a sitcom/soap-opera look poorly written.
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I didn't make that up either. She really thinks I have a fetish for a big ol' beak. Maybe I do. She, and her sister, one night threatened to get a nose job one night. I told them I'd break it again myself if they did. I then related that I thought Jennifer Grey as Hot as Shit in Ferris Bueller's Day off and in Dirty Dancing (okay, fuck off, I only watched Dirty Dancing because I thought Ms. Grey was hot) but then fucked herself up with the nose job. Stupid bitch. What was she thinking?
Hava Nagila, Baby.
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You forget the required:Hava Nagila, Baby!!... |
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Now, be honest, have you ever looked at her, then the oven, and been tempted to toss her in? |
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Dude, she was in "Red Dawn" too. Not so hot in that one, but still, How can you forget "Red Dawn"? With that, I present the wisdom of Frank Zappa:
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Oh! SHIT! |
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That ain't right, man..... Funny, but not right. |
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Well, in fairness, I'm half German and half hillbilly. I'm often at odds with the kraut side, who desperately wants to gas the other half. |
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Almost sounds like The BloodHound Gang. |
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Ohhhhh HELLLL YES ! I've dated a buncha jewish girls in the past...... and yeah, they're hot but definitely a little nuts Their families WERE funnier than shit tho ! I hear ya bro. |
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So that's what that means! |
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Wow, you're easy to please! |
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No, but I do gas her every so often...
Oh, and...my cutesy nickname for her is "My Little Matzah Ball." Isn't that precious?
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horrible! |
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wow, wow, and WOW. |
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My old boos told me about a friend of his who was half Phillipino and half Hick. Called himself a "Hickapino". |
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U Miami is infested with JAP's. Just about every car in the parking lot needs a big as shit bumper sticker on it that says "THANK YOU DADDY!"
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I have dated two girls with spectacular racks. We're talking DDs on tight bodies. They were both Jewish. Coincidence? |
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you see the movie domino? how bout chinegro? japanic, |
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Yeah.....well my wife went to one of her "get in touch with your tantric self" weekend seminars and only lasted till saturday afternoon..... |
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Our Jewish friends are a riot! They say and do the damndest things! I LOVE hanging with them, they crack me up!
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Someone has to say it. This thread is worthless without pictures so we can determine the hotness of your J.A.P.
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