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Posted: 3/5/2006 11:30:48 PM EDT
Ok folks found this pic and thought that this would be a good one for the ARFCOM crowd to try to caption.

So have fun.....

Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:31:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Buzzstrike:
Ok folks found this pic and thought that this would be a good one for the ARFCOM crowd to try to caption.

So have fun.....



"What the fuck do I do with this?"
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:32:51 PM EDT
"So come on down to Gwen's Gats. For every purchase of 10 guns, I throw in a case of ammo!"
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:34:28 PM EDT
"Free Rock With Every Purchase"


Rock is not a toy!!!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:35:58 PM EDT
"i'm supossed to put this where?!??!!?!?11/?!?/1?"
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:36:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 11:36:53 PM EDT by Stealth]
tag..
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:37:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 11:37:27 PM EDT by blacklisted]
"I hope that this is better than the Glock that my son used as a suicide bomb."
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:37:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blacklisted:
"I hope that this is better than the Glock that my son used as a suicide bomb."




Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:38:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:45:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 11:46:07 PM EDT by Zardoz]
Come on down to Jihad Jackie's tool shed and used Burka Boutique...it's an EXTRAVAGAAAAAANZZZZAAAAA!!!!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:50:02 PM EDT
thats good +1
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 1:19:48 AM EDT
"These are the weapons you will use daily in your duties with the Iraqi Police, assuming you pass the training academy program! You, what province are you from? Najaf?! Only goats and queers come from Najaf, and I don't see any horns on you!"
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 1:28:05 AM EDT
I is de only one professional enough to own a Colts Fowty Fi an all dis other shit laying on de ground heah.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 1:41:29 AM EDT
"Hey guys, why does the girl always get the little gun? I want a big gun too."
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 1:44:32 AM EDT
"Whatever happend to the good ol' days of rocks and IED's?"
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:00:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2006 2:01:17 AM EDT by Gary_P]
"As my husband would say, GUNS?? What Guns?? there are no guns anywhere within 500 miles of Bagdad!!"

I gotta admit, I laughed out loud at the Glock crack!!! you guys kill me
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:07:41 AM EDT
I'm looking for something to carry this in. Which one of the handbags behind me will it fit in the best?
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:09:57 AM EDT
"Derka Derka Jihad!!!!"
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:16:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Buzzstrike:
Ok folks found this pic and thought that this would be a good one for the ARFCOM crowd to try to caption.

So have fun.....






"I'll trade you this .45 for all this behind me. I'm doing you a favor you know.

By the way are you proffesional ebough to carry a .45.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:18:08 AM EDT
My husband got everything behind me and all I got was this stupid pistol.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:25:33 AM EDT
"I'm always cleaning up after the men folk"



GM
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:49:17 AM EDT
All your weapons are belonging to us!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:00:34 AM EDT
"Hi, My name is HotArabChick87 and I just love guns.

I am new here but I hope to make some great new friends!

Here is a pic of me..."


Followed by 15 pages of hilarity and account locking.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:36:33 AM EDT
"I'll trade you all of this for some feminine hygene products."
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:40:01 AM EDT
Attention Kmart shoppers,we are having a blue light special in aisle 5!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:42:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Buzzstrike:
Ok folks found this pic and thought that this would be a good one for the ARFCOM crowd to try to caption.

So have fun.....




"Does this farkin look like Walmart? NO, I DON'T HAVE WINCHESTER WHITE BOX AMMO!!"
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:45:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Buzzstrike:
Ok folks found this pic and thought that this would be a good one for the ARFCOM crowd to try to caption.

So have fun.....




"You talkin' to me? You...talkin to me...punk?"
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:45:58 AM EDT
"So...will that be all for you today Mr. RN45?"

"Will this be credit or debit?"

"No, we can't take your idjut future son-in-law who managed to lose ALL your ammo when he didn't pay for the storage locker as a trade in."

"Yes, you can use him for a test target."
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:53:37 AM EDT
"You know how much I'll give you for this gun? About Tree-fiddy."
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:57:31 AM EDT
Miss Taliban,Sir!
Here to defend your ports!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:58:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2006 3:58:31 AM EDT by Spooge5150]




Disposable camera. $5

New clothes. $30

Giving away your ex husbands weapon collection on EBAY.



PRICELESS!


Link Posted: 3/6/2006 5:08:46 AM EDT
OK........who ordered the RPG's with a Colt pistol????

All we take is cash, goats and sheep.....and no your mother-in-law does not count as a goat....

NO AMMO FOR YOU........
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 6:17:07 AM EDT
"Handguns are used to fight your way to your rifles."
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 6:21:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Buzzstrike:
Ok folks found this pic and thought that this would be a good one for the ARFCOM crowd to try to caption.

So have fun.....

www2.propichosting.com/Images/450011398/1.jpg



'Do you feel lucky Punk! Well do ya?'
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 6:24:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Buzzstrike:
Ok folks found this pic and thought that this would be a good one for the ARFCOM crowd to try to caption.

So have fun.....

www2.propichosting.com/Images/450011398/1.jpg




Oh hell! They make holsters for these things?

Giggle giggle......I'm not gonna tell you where I've been carrying it.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 6:26:53 AM EDT
"This is nice but I was looking for something more like a vest..."
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:19:37 AM EDT
Dealer: "You want to trade this in on what?"

RN45: "The RPG7 launcher and 2 dozen rockets. It's in very good shape and that's a Remington Rand slide. It's got target trigger and it's been accurized. Oh yeah, those are mammoth tusk grips. Cost me $250.00."

Dealer: "I can only go $50.00 against full retail for the RPG7. We get a lot of these and they don't sell that well and I have to make a decent profit and the market is not too good now and..."(All the usual bullshit gun dealers hand out at gunshows while they're running down your stuff in a loud voice.)

Link Posted: 3/6/2006 6:47:36 PM EDT
nudge, nudge, wink,wink.

Ok so its a bump.


Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:01:06 PM EDT
Ok first graders we have just recieved our new school supplies.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:09:30 PM EDT
"just try to hit it"
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:26:08 PM EDT
No GI, you aren't in heaven yet. Just look at ME!!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:31:14 PM EDT


"Come to Fatima's for all your wedding celebration needs"
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:38:24 PM EDT
Sure, you and your buddies spend all day shooting then come home and expect me to do the cleaning. I don't think so Habib!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:45:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:50:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
www2.propichosting.com/Images/450011398/1.jpg

Bitch , i Said i wanted BEAMS ON MY DEAGLE !!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 8:07:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2006 8:16:55 PM EDT by myitinaw]
"Ok! Listen Up! This is my pistol I named Persia.
Persia and I are about to introduce you
senseless, mind-fucked, psychos to 70 Virgins..."


Link Posted: 3/6/2006 8:10:22 PM EDT
90mm vs .45
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 8:16:20 PM EDT
DIS AINT NO DAMN DEAGLE!!!

CAN I GET A SET OF DEM GREEN BEAMZ ON MY RPG. WHAT, YOU CANT MOUNT DA DAMN BEAMZ ON MY DAMN RPG? MAN IMA GET MY GLOCK FOTAY OUT MY AZZ AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW PROFESHUNAL I AM

DURKA DURKA HALA UNKUSA SUKA, COME ON HABIEB, THEYS NOT PROFESHUNAL ENUF FOR OUR TIME.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 8:33:14 PM EDT
My parents went to Fallujah for vacation and all I got was this lousy handgun

Link Posted: 3/6/2006 8:42:41 PM EDT

vill you be vanting a slurpie wifs dat
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 9:39:09 PM EDT
"... And it feels SOOOO smooth under my burka!"
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