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Posted: 3/5/2006 4:57:25 PM EDT
He seemed to be ragging on Hollywood pretty hard. From the whining about piracy, to brokenback, to voting democratic, he put in a few licks. Not many of the celebs were amused.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 4:59:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 4:59:50 PM EDT
Jon Stewart can suck my Oscar.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:07:50 PM EDT
completely tongue and cheek.

he was mocking everyone who attacks hollywood.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:08:47 PM EDT
By watching them you're supporting them. Traitor!!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:08:54 PM EDT
Fuck Jon Stewart
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:10:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:11:36 PM EDT
Watching Mulan on Disney Channel with our young daughter...wouldn't watch that Oscar crap and couldn't care less.

HH

Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:13:14 PM EDT
oscars = suckage.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:13:17 PM EDT
I'm watching a Hellraiser movie on the Sci-Fi channel right now.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:13:21 PM EDT
My mom made me leave the room. Because i kept calling jon stewart a piece of shit and every other celeb they showed on the tv a piece of shit.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:13:41 PM EDT
I don't perticularly care about a bunch of overpaid actors/actresses super ego contests they hold over. They can play in their own sandbox as long as they keep to themselves.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:18:53 PM EDT
They just made fun of Swift Boat Veterans For Truth
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:20:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
They just made fun of Swift Boat Veterans For Truth



what did they say?

(my post earlier was from what my fiance' told me on the phone - i don't have a TV).
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:21:04 PM EDT
Yeah, its the commie-hollywood celebration of homosexual anal sex!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:23:03 PM EDT
I am not watching it because I am not female, homosexual or metrosexual...
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:25:55 PM EDT
WTF? Now they have some lady singing a song with a burning car in the background and people interpretively dancing all about.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:26:07 PM EDT
Christ, CNN has a "developing story" about the Oscars...

Best supporting actress: Weisz




Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:26:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
They just made fun of Swift Boat Veterans For Truth



The Left is still trying to win the '04 election. They're pitiful.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:26:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By david_g17:

Originally Posted By roboman:
They just made fun of Swift Boat Veterans For Truth



what did they say?

(my post earlier was from what my fiance' told me on the phone - i don't have a TV).



They were parodying political ads lobbying for who should win best actress and had one group called very similarly to Swift Boat Veterans. Sorry for the shitty explanation, too tired to elaborate.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:27:12 PM EDT
For a bunch of people who don't care you sure seem really interested in it.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:27:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellhound:
Christ, CNN has a "developing story" about the Oscars...

Best supporting actress: Weisz







It's big news!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:27:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
WTF? Now they have some lady singing a song with a burning car in the background and people interpretively dancing all about.



Sounds like Bulletfest 3.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:28:36 PM EDT
Jon who?

Academy was giving out awards?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:31:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -Duke-Nukem-:

Originally Posted By david_g17:
completely tongue and cheek.

he was mocking everyone who attacks hollywood.



+1

Just caught a bit of it, my wife is watching. He looks at the giant Oscar statue on the set and says "do you think if we all tore this down democracy would flourish in Hollywood? Maybe Jimmy Caen would grab a sandal and start beating on it!"

Ha fucking ha ha.



+1
EFF that rotten cock sucker........the ass wipe prick - I watched 3 minutes of it and had to hear that joke.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:34:32 PM EDT
Whore-hay Klooney announced he was proud of the academy and proud to be outside the mainstream and "out of touch". Confirming Fox News' headlines all week....must have got to him
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:36:00 PM EDT
jon stewart is funny, "communist" or not.

and oh yeah, he's not communist, he's jewish!

Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:38:03 PM EDT
I think of myself as a movie lover and yet I didn't see about 95% of the crap being nominated...

I haven't watched the awards in years... and only have care enought o see who won what.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:40:51 PM EDT
No, but earlier caught some poor girl get cut off as she was about to give her speech. She and some guy won best makeup artists for Chronicals of Narnia and the guy who one with her went first and ramble don and on, but come time for her to give her thank to whoever, they cut her mic and Stewert came on. Wow, the look on her face . . . It was kinda sad.

Stewart pointed to the giant oscar statue behind him and said something like, "Hey, do you think if we all get together and pull this thing down we can bring democracy to Hollywood?" I turned off the TV at that point and I am now watching UFC. . . which just came back on.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:42:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gordon_freeman:
jon stewart is funny, "communist" or not.

and oh yeah, he's not communist, he's jewish!




Jon stewart isn't funny.

Craig Kilborn was funny!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:44:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By gordon_freeman:
jon stewart is funny, "communist" or not.

and oh yeah, he's not communist, he's jewish!




Jon stewart isn't funny.

Craig Kilborn was funny!

+87
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:45:12 PM EDT
Why would anybody watch the Academy Awards when "Fistful of Dollars" is on?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:46:13 PM EDT
Me and Mrs. PF74 are watching serial killers on E!.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:47:56 PM EDT
the last time I watched the oscars was when Titanic won. Haven't watched it since.
Animal Planet Elephant show is lots more entertaining and those baby elephants are really cute
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:48:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SWS:

Originally Posted By roboman:
WTF? Now they have some lady singing a song with a burning car in the background and people interpretively dancing all about.



Sounds like Bulletfest 3.



Yep, I believe Miss Magnum won for best shot that year.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:50:16 PM EDT
Well, Asspack Mountain just won Best Musical Score.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:50:22 PM EDT
Selma Hayek is easy on the eyes.


That is all. Carry on.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:50:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 5:51:28 PM EDT by leakycow]
Salma Hayek is a lovely woman.

eta: err, beaten by 13 seconds while I was trying to stop drooling.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:51:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 5:53:08 PM EDT by Tomislav]
I wonder what would happen if someone dedicated an oscar to the white race?

ETA: In reponse to some Argentinean dedicating his oscar to 'the Latinos'.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:53:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
Selma Hayek is easy on the eyes.


That is all. Carry on.



Yes she is.......
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:56:32 PM EDT
Never watched an Oscars. But have watched Salma Hayek. CLOSELY
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:57:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
I wonder what would happen if someone dedicated an oscar to the white race?

ETA: In reponse to some Argentinean dedicating his oscar to 'the Latinos'.



Jesse Jackson would shit himself...
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 5:59:34 PM EDT
Someone e-mail me when a plane crashes through the roof...then I'll watch.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:06:55 PM EDT
Jon Stewart is one of the funniest guys on TV today.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:07:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By slaughter:
Jon Stewart is one of the funniest guys on TV today.



Which speaks more of the sad state of television comedy today than it does to his talent.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:08:28 PM EDT
I am surfin' the web and have the show on.

What a lame ass show.

They just had Lily Tomlin and some other old dried up hag doing some bit or something.

Chriiiiiist!!

Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:09:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 6:10:45 PM EDT by Hellhound]

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By slaughter:
Jon Stewart is one of the funniest guys on TV today.



Which speaks more of the sad state of television comedy today than it does to his talent.




+1

I can't stand that North Eastern Lib. That short fuck is a douche bag.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:13:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gordon_freeman:
jon stewart is funny, "communist" or not.

and oh yeah, he's not communist, he's jewish!




Most American communists were Jewish
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:13:35 PM EDT
Watching it now. I find it mildly amusing to see the freaks all in one place and time. Heh I thought Altman was dead or something and getting an honorary lifetime acheivement award.

Blah blah...surf surf....blah blah
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:14:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gordon_freeman:
jon stewart is funny, "communist" or not.

and oh yeah, he's not communist, he's jewish!




As was Karl Marx...

and Trotsky.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:15:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By slaughter:
Jon Stewart is one of the funniest guys on TV today.



He used to be close. His stuff is tired and old now.

Conan is the funniest man on tv and has been for a long time.
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