Quoted: Can you point me to the direction of these kids? you obviously havent been to miami
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Hey, the other day, the kid I met at least had the intelligence to figure out that I wasn't 127 years old, which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for his imbicile mother.
Over the past six months, you would be astonished with the amount of crap I have fed people in their 30s that they have actually believed. The kids seem to know better.
I had one woman believing that Provolone cheese was made in Utah by the Mormons and that the reason it's provolone is that because all of the factories are in Provo.
I told a kid that said he was 6 that 'When I was your age, I was nine." The 6 yo kid knew I was pulling his leg. The mother DEMANDED an explaination of how that could be.
You should have heard the crock of shit I fed her about being born at sea and being carried on the crew manifest and being listed on a 6 on/6off watch and getting 1.5 days of sea time/24 hrs. Told her that because of USCG regs, being 14 meant I was legally 21 (14/2 x 3=21) and that as of my 14th b-day I could drink and vote.
Hook line and sinker.