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Posted: 3/4/2006 7:31:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/4/2006 7:31:54 PM EDT by captainpooby]
I want to plagiarize it.

ETA: It's for a good cause and not for monetary gain.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:31:40 PM EDT
Don't even know what you are talking about.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:32:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterC:
Don't even know what you are talking about.



that would be NO
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:32:34 PM EDT
I bet Garandman does.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:33:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:33:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:
I bet Garandman does.



Who did you used to be?
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:34:36 PM EDT
Its sad that so many folks dont have a clue what you are talking about. Same with the SEC memorial take your cat to Walmart thead.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:35:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By krpind:
I bet Garandman does.



Who did you used to be?



Pfftt....You don't think that hasn't been posted a bunch of times since I have been here?
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:36:27 PM EDT
I wish I did!


God, that was funny!
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:38:48 PM EDT
Yes, G-man has it saved to his hard-drive.

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:41:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
www.e53.org/trashcan/archives/2003/11/mcuzi_rant.htm








I forgot how funny that was



I miss McUzi
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:43:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/4/2006 7:44:47 PM EDT by adair_usmc]

Originally Posted By MisterC:
Don't even know what you are talking about.



MisterC
Member
Joined :: November 2005
Post Number :: 208


Of course you dont
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:43:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By krpind:
I bet Garandman does.



Who did you used to be?



Pfftt....You don't think that hasn't been posted a bunch of times since I have been here?



Geez, I dont read every thread and I cant remember my own phone number let alone who was who when I was what.

IM me.

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:43:53 PM EDT
Originally posted by Mcuzi;


I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.



That is one of the funniest paragraphs I have ever read.

Who was this about?

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:47:07 PM EDT


Wow...that was damn funny.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:49:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By krpind:
I bet Garandman does.



Who did you used to be?



Pfftt....You don't think that hasn't been posted a bunch of times since I have been here?



Geez, I dont read every thread and I cant remember my own phone number let alone who was who when I was what.

IM me.




I have always been krpind.

I was talking about McUzi's rant being posted abunch of times since I have been here.

Plus I lurked a year or so before I wanted to talk shit to some jackass who thought a .223 was too small to kill a bear.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:49:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally posted by Mcuzi;


I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.



That is one of the funniest paragraphs I have ever read.

Who was this about?




I dont remember but the board was way more personal then and when I read that I was a newb thinking I never wanted to ever meet anyone from this board in real life!
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:49:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/4/2006 7:51:45 PM EDT by raven]

Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally posted by Mcuzi;


I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.



That is one of the funniest paragraphs I have ever read.

Who was this about?




The first rant was from McUZI against garandman. The second green-highlighted rant is just something out there on the internet, but so similar in spirit and vitriol to McUZI's rant against garandman, it's often interchanchangable, people think it's from the same author against the same person.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:51:23 PM EDT
I have to admit, McUzi has a way with words.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:51:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:52:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/4/2006 7:56:01 PM EDT by WildBoar]
I saved it I think when someone reposted it. Mainly because I have never witnessed such a rant before and probably never will. I would post it but the rant is directed at Garandman and out of respect for him I wont post it unless he wants me to.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:55:51 PM EDT
Newbes...
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:00:50 PM EDT
That's pretty rough. Would a search of the archives produce the thread that originated this? I'm curious as to what precipitated such kind words.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:03:09 PM EDT
I don't miss him. I never found much humor in his diatribes.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:03:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally posted by Mcuzi;


I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.



That is one of the funniest paragraphs I have ever read.

Who was this about?




Holy crap!!!
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:05:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zack3g:
I have to admit, McUzi has a way with words.



Whatever happened to him? I'm assuming he was permabanned, but for what?
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:06:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By Zack3g:
I have to admit, McUzi has a way with words.



Whatever happened to him? I'm assuming he was permabanned, but for what?



He was banned for a rant that is linked above......he was replying to Garandman.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:10:31 PM EDT
Please, someone for the love of god, post a link to the one where he goes off on SKS owners... I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:18:11 PM EDT
That is some serious talent.


"You have the intelligence of an autistic knat with downs syndrome"


LOL!!
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:20:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterC:
Don't even know what you are talking about.



Ah, now I see what I was missing way back then.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:25:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/4/2006 8:29:16 PM EDT by Robert2011]
This is strange:

Parallel universe?
www.mcuzi.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=443022
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:27:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Newbes...


You can say that again.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:30:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
That's pretty rough. Would a search of the archives produce the thread that originated this? I'm curious as to what precipitated such kind words.



No, just a bunch of threads talking about years after the fact.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:30:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Robert2011:
This is strange:

Parallel universe?
www.mcuzi.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=443022



WTF
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:33:39 PM EDT
is that a cover for ARFCOM so it can slip past workplace filters and school networks that might filter out gun stuff?
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:36:54 PM EDT
egaggat
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:38:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/4/2006 8:40:41 PM EDT by cloak-n-carbine]
Holy shit.....those are true literary works art. Some seriously funny stuff there.....glad I never pissed him off. Although, I gotta believe he plagiarized Dr. Suess with this quote from the second piece:

"You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill."

I cannot help but read this to the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" involuntarily playing in my head.....

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:42:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/4/2006 8:43:08 PM EDT by misterhemi]
:) Geez, i'm away for a while and here is this thread about McUzi, lol!

Despite his possibly racist views, he was quite an interesting character....

to say the least!
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:47:14 PM EDT
As I recall he re-registered here a couple years ago.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 9:01:53 PM EDT
damn i miss McUzi. he is a legend. i remember reading those rants on the old board. his pissing matches with Garandman were very entertaining and if i remember correctly they usually revolved around religion. G-man has mellowed over the years but i never knew is McUzi was a mods troll acount or a real member with a talent for verbal kung-fu. is he here under another name?
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 9:10:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/4/2006 9:13:14 PM EDT by WildBoar]
Did this guy snag the rants froma source and customize them to his needs?


ETA I was going to IM the rant to Pooby but there is a 4,000 character limit for IM's
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 9:14:03 PM EDT
I forsee another run of "Free McUzi" threads spawned by this.

That truly is one of the funniest threads I ever read on this site.
I miss McUzi also.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 9:22:14 PM EDT
...
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 1:49:17 AM EDT
FREE McUZI
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 1:52:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
As I recall he re-registered here a couple years ago.



Yes he did,as ILUVCARROTS.

He was definately entertaining.
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