Does anyone have a link to the infamous McUzi rant?

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Posted: 3/4/2006 7:31:03 PM EDT

I want to plagiarize it.

ETA: It's for a good cause and not for monetary gain.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:31:40 PM EDT

[#1]

Don't even know what you are talking about.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:32:34 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Don't even know what you are talking about.

that would be NO

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:32:34 PM EDT

[#3]

I bet Garandman does.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:33:48 PM EDT

[#4]

www.e53.org/trashcan/archives/2003/11/mcuzi_rant.htm

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:33:52 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I bet Garandman does.

Who did you used to be?

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:34:36 PM EDT

[#6]

Its sad that so many folks dont have a clue what you are talking about. Same with the SEC memorial take your cat to Walmart thead.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:35:18 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
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I bet Garandman does.

Who did you used to be?

Pfftt....You don't think that hasn't been posted a bunch of times since I have been here?

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:36:27 PM EDT

[#8]

I wish I did!

God, that was funny!

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:38:48 PM EDT

[#9]

Yes, G-man has it saved to his hard-drive.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:41:47 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
www.e53.org/trashcan/archives/2003/11/mcuzi_rant.htm

I forgot how funny that was

I miss McUzi

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:43:39 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Don't even know what you are talking about.

MisterC
Member
Joined :: November 2005
Post Number :: 208

Of course you dont

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:43:43 PM EDT

[#12]

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I bet Garandman does.

Who did you used to be?

Pfftt....You don't think that hasn't been posted a bunch of times since I have been here?

Geez, I dont read every thread and I cant remember my own phone number let alone who was who when I was what.

IM me.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:43:53 PM EDT

[#13]

Originally posted by Mcuzi;

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

That is one of the funniest paragraphs I have ever read.

Who was this about?

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:47:07 PM EDT

[#14]

Wow...that was damn funny.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:49:34 PM EDT

[#15]

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I bet Garandman does.

Who did you used to be?

Pfftt....You don't think that hasn't been posted a bunch of times since I have been here?

Geez, I dont read every thread and I cant remember my own phone number let alone who was who when I was what.

IM me.

I have always been krpind.

I was talking about McUzi's rant being posted abunch of times since I have been here.

Plus I lurked a year or so before I wanted to talk shit to some jackass who thought a .223 was too small to kill a bear.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:49:44 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Originally posted by Mcuzi;

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

That is one of the funniest paragraphs I have ever read.

Who was this about?

I dont remember but the board was way more personal then and when I read that I was a newb thinking I never wanted to ever meet anyone from this board in real life!

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:49:59 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Originally posted by Mcuzi;

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

That is one of the funniest paragraphs I have ever read.

Who was this about?

The first rant was from McUZI against garandman. The second green-highlighted rant is just something out there on the internet, but so similar in spirit and vitriol to McUZI's rant against garandman, it's often interchanchangable, people think it's from the same author against the same person.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:51:23 PM EDT

[#18]

I have to admit, McUzi has a way with words.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:51:50 PM EDT

[#19]

It was posted once over on the old full-auto.com board right before it went down. I read it onc a long time ago and laughed till I cried.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:52:34 PM EDT

[#20]

I saved it I think when someone reposted it. Mainly because I have never witnessed such a rant before and probably never will. I would post it but the rant is directed at Garandman and out of respect for him I wont post it unless he wants me to.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:55:51 PM EDT

[#21]

Newbes...

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:00:50 PM EDT

[#22]

That's pretty rough. Would a search of the archives produce the thread that originated this? I'm curious as to what precipitated such kind words.

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:03:09 PM EDT

[#23]

I don't miss him. I never found much humor in his diatribes.

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:03:45 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Originally posted by Mcuzi;

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

That is one of the funniest paragraphs I have ever read.

Who was this about?

Holy crap!!!

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:05:00 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I have to admit, McUzi has a way with words.

Whatever happened to him? I'm assuming he was permabanned, but for what?

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:06:58 PM EDT

[#26]

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I have to admit, McUzi has a way with words.

Whatever happened to him? I'm assuming he was permabanned, but for what?

He was banned for a rant that is linked above......he was replying to Garandman.

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:10:31 PM EDT

[#27]

Please, someone for the love of god, post a link to the one where he goes off on SKS owners... I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:18:11 PM EDT

[#28]

That is some serious talent.

"You have the intelligence of an autistic knat with downs syndrome"

LOL!!

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:20:24 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Don't even know what you are talking about.

Ah, now I see what I was missing way back then.

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:25:32 PM EDT

[#30]

This is strange:

Parallel universe?
www.mcuzi.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=443022

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:27:59 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Newbes...

You can say that again.

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:30:36 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
That's pretty rough. Would a search of the archives produce the thread that originated this? I'm curious as to what precipitated such kind words.

No, just a bunch of threads talking about years after the fact.

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:30:46 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
This is strange:

Parallel universe?
www.mcuzi.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=443022

WTF

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:33:39 PM EDT

[#34]

is that a cover for ARFCOM so it can slip past workplace filters and school networks that might filter out gun stuff?

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:36:54 PM EDT

[#35]

egaggat

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:38:35 PM EDT

[#36]

Holy shit.....those are true literary works art. Some seriously funny stuff there.....glad I never pissed him off. Although, I gotta believe he plagiarized Dr. Suess with this quote from the second piece:

"You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill."

I cannot help but read this to the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" involuntarily playing in my head.....

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:42:48 PM EDT

[#37]

:) Geez, i'm away for a while and here is this thread about McUzi, lol!

Despite his possibly racist views, he was quite an interesting character....

to say the least!

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:47:14 PM EDT

[#38]

As I recall he re-registered here a couple years ago.

Posted: 3/4/2006 9:01:53 PM EDT

[#39]

damn i miss McUzi. he is a legend. i remember reading those rants on the old board. his pissing matches with Garandman were very entertaining and if i remember correctly they usually revolved around religion. G-man has mellowed over the years but i never knew is McUzi was a mods troll acount or a real member with a talent for verbal kung-fu. is he here under another name?

Posted: 3/4/2006 9:10:56 PM EDT

[#40]

Did this guy snag the rants froma source and customize them to his needs?

ETA I was going to IM the rant to Pooby but there is a 4,000 character limit for IM's