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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:05:04 PM EDT
5 minutes later I am called a "sick puppy"
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:05:33 PM EDT
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Did she bring a Peter Meter?
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:09:23 PM EDT
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seriously I am at our terminal ( some of us keep 4x4s on our flatbeds). We call it dunnage or wood.
She pulls a van, she burst in while we are watching a movie. reading ARFCOM. "WHO has wood in here?" she asks ME: I can have wood in no time! her: what kind? Me: American Southern White wood  Her: Lemme see it me: ..................................................... |
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:11:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:17:38 PM EDT
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it took her 5 or so minutes before she realized I was referring to my ding ding
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:17:52 PM EDT
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 I grill with wood. My wife and I were in Krogers a few weeks ago and she yells from down the aisle...."Do you have wood" not realizing what she was saying...my reply to her was...."every mornin babe" 
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:18:50 PM EDT
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You don't want that kind honey,you'll get splinters in your mouth
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:26:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:30:21 PM EDT
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On a multi-million dollar house I worked on in Nor Cal they hired some artsy hippy lady to tile their $100,000 master bath. After a while they had to ban her from using the work Caulk.
"Hey, do you guys have any caulk I can use?" She had to call it silicone, even if it was latex caulk. |
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:44:39 PM EDT
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ummm, nevermind 
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Posted: 3/3/2006 5:03:49 PM EDT
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We don't have that problem here in the South. It's pronounced "CawLk" down here, not "Cahk". |
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Posted: 3/3/2006 5:09:32 PM EDT
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I just used my white Caulk today!
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