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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:05:04 PM EDT
5 minutes later I am called a "sick puppy"
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:05:33 PM EDT
Did she bring a Peter Meter?
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:09:23 PM EDT
seriously I am at our terminal ( some of us keep 4x4s on our flatbeds). We call it dunnage or wood.
She pulls a van, she burst in while we are watching a movie. reading ARFCOM.

"WHO has wood in here?" she asks
ME: I can have wood in no time!
her: what kind?
Me: American Southern White wood
Her: Lemme see it
me:
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Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:11:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:17:38 PM EDT
it took her 5 or so minutes before she realized I was referring to my ding ding
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:17:52 PM EDT


I grill with wood. My wife and I were in Krogers a few weeks ago and she yells from down the aisle...."Do you have wood" not realizing what she was saying...my reply to her was...."every mornin babe"
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:18:50 PM EDT
You don't want that kind honey,you'll get splinters in your mouth
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:26:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:30:21 PM EDT
On a multi-million dollar house I worked on in Nor Cal they hired some artsy hippy lady to tile their $100,000 master bath. After a while they had to ban her from using the work Caulk.


"Hey, do you guys have any caulk I can use?"


She had to call it silicone, even if it was latex caulk.
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:44:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MudBug:
On a multi-million dollar house I worked on in Nor Cal they hired some artsy hippy lady to tile their $100,000 master bath. After a while they had to ban her from using the work Caulk.


"Hey, do you guys have any caulk I can use?"


She had to call it silicone, even if it was latex caulk.



ummm, nevermind
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 5:03:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Outsider_10fp:

Originally Posted By MudBug:
On a multi-million dollar house I worked on in Nor Cal they hired some artsy hippy lady to tile their $100,000 master bath. After a while they had to ban her from using the work Caulk.


"Hey, do you guys have any caulk I can use?"


She had to call it silicone, even if it was latex caulk.



ummm, nevermind



We don't have that problem here in the South. It's pronounced "CawLk" down here, not "Cahk".
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 5:09:32 PM EDT
I just used my white Caulk today!
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