With all the forlorn and betrayed people here, not to mention the ones with non-love problems, there seems to be (since Dr. Stg RA51 is "gone") a void for "professional" advice, sorta like "Dear Abby".  

I'm thinking a good one would be called, umm, "Dear Aggy".  Something along the lines of "Ask a Navy SEAL."

"Ask Lumpy"

We at one time had this really cool ask a gunsmith dude on here.. What ever happened to him?

By colum:

TheWind:  Ask a successful lover

JohnWayne:  Ask a Christian

Pattymcm:  Ask a survivor

gglggl:  Ask a seller

StonerStudent:  Ask a homosexual

TheBeeKeeper1:  Ask about the AZHTF

Striker:  Ask a Canadian

deej86:  Ask a post whore

SP1girl:  Ask a hottie

DKProf:  Ask a dutchman

Garandman:  Ask a debator

Leelaw:  Ask anything you don't want a real answer to

David_Hineline:  Ask anything you want a sarcastic answer to  

richardh247:  Ask an idiot

Ask The Mall Ninja!




Dear Mall Ninja, I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. I found beef jerky in her purse. Signed: GunnerGuy981


Dear GunnerGuy981: Your girlfriend MIGHT be cheating on you. Is the beef jerky the typical store-brand you can buy at the kwikie-mart, or is it from a Gun Show? If it is from a Gun Show, then you can pretty much write off your relationship. She has fallen in love with a former Navy Seal/Ex-Ranger/CIA man of action.