Quoted: Four simple words will change that "f#^k you" look into a " I wanna F#^k you" look Ready.....
".....I'm the CEO's nephew...."
They'll be lined outside your door wanting your opinion on their latest Victoria's Secret purchase.....that is, until one of them takes message from your real boss, Kelly Temp Svs.
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A lot of truth to that statement.
One time several years ago, I told a foxy vixen that a friend of mine (who needed a place to stay for a couple of nights) was from a real rich New England family and was inheriting some fantastic anount of money.
Now, mind you, the guy in question was a real scruffy fisherman that had just gotten back into port and looked, and smelled like one. This is to say he resembled and smelled like a wino, only worse.
She was all over him like schtink on $hit.
God, it was funny! She took him home, cleaned him up, bought him some clothes and screwed him half to death.
A couple months later, he saw a little hottie when I came in from fishing and did the same thing for me.
(It took him about two or three tries, but it worked like a charm.)