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Posted: 3/1/2006 9:11:55 PM EDT
I had to listen to this tug captain rant and rave about the abomidation of homosexuality for about a good 10 minutes or more.

Fine. Carry on. OTOH, enough is enough.

So I said, loudly, "I've had enough of this! I'm buy sexual. Lay off or meet me on the back deck either with your pants down or a knife in your hands!"

Silence. Back peddaling. Red face. Much hemming and hawing.

During the silence I ate my meal.

Thank God. Peace at last!

I picked up my dishes, washed them and placed them in the drain board.

I looked at the skipper and grinned and winked.

"If I can't get it for free, I buy it."

Boy, did he turn red.


The rest of the crew howled.

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:13:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
I had to listen to this tug captain rant and rave about the abomidation of homosexuality for about a good 10 minutes or more.

Fine. Carry on. OTOH, enough is enough.

So I said, loudly, "I've had enough of this! I'm buy sexual. Lay off or meet me on the back deck either with your pants down or a knife in your hands!"

Silence. Back peddaling. Red face. Much hemming and hawing.

During the silence I ate my meal.

Thank God. Peace at last!

I picked up my dishes, washed them and placed them in the drain board.

I looked at the skipper and grinned and winked.

"If I can't get it for free, I buy it."

Boy, did he turn red.


The rest of the crew howled.



Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:14:50 PM EDT
You never get in trouble for some of this stuff?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:22:50 PM EDT
Ya shouldda told him you were a "trysexual", that you'd try ANYTHING once, twice if you liked it!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:23:44 PM EDT
That is sooo wrong.......
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:23:56 PM EDT
A great story even if the SEC isn't involved. So, when are you getting a replacement for SEC?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:24:50 PM EDT
yeah, im BUY sexual. seems like all the girls i date require that i BUY all kinds of stuff before i can sex them up


good joke though that you replied to that guy with!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:24:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
You never get in trouble for some of this stuff?





NO.WTF are they going to do? Draft me?


I've gotten my ass chewed out a few times, but the good Lord gave me TWO ears. Most of the shit goes in one and out the other.

If you think about it for a minute, HE was the offensive one. One of the rules at sea(unwritten) is to treat EVERYONE with respect. The Skipper broke the rules.

Remember this: ENOUGH is ENOUGH.

OTOH, 99% of what I do contains no real malice unless it involves defending the defenseless. Then watch out.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:25:42 PM EDT
In before the first "Can Ye Smell It?" post.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:27:18 PM EDT
Ooooooooooooooooooo, so if im not getting any, I need to BUY it... DOH!!! OK, be back in a few. What aisle in Wal-Mart can i buy it?

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:31:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4v50:
A great story even if the SEC isn't involved. So, when are you getting a replacement for SEC?



You just don't get a replacement for a cat. It's not that easy.

Generally speaking, I really don't like a lot of cats I meet.

Cats are cats. They simply walk up to you and demand you become their human. When that happens, I will kowtow down and become subservient to another feline.

I am a Human being and I know my place.


Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:40:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
I had to listen to this tug captain rant and rave about the abomidation of homosexuality for about a good 10 minutes or more.

Fine. Carry on. OTOH, enough is enough.

So I said, loudly, "I've had enough of this! I'm buy sexual. Lay off or meet me on the back deck either with your pants down or a knife in your hands!"

Silence. Back peddaling. Red face. Much hemming and hawing.

During the silence I ate my meal.

Thank God. Peace at last!

I picked up my dishes, washed them and placed them in the drain board.

I looked at the skipper and grinned and winked.

"If I can't get it for free, I buy it."

Boy, did he turn red.


The rest of the crew howled.




......priceless
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